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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.71,0:00:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.53,0:00:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're supposed to look\Nlike we've never had sex in our lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.96,0:00:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.20,0:00:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lets get 'em, girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.52,0:00:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.35,0:00:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Airforce Amy,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.72,0:00:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,star of HBO's CatHouse,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.66,0:00:49.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,currently featuring at the lovely\NSheri's Resort and Ranch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.79,0:00:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another absolutely wonderful,\Nlicensed l-legal brothel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.67,0:00:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Nevada.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.83,0:00:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're here in my personal suite\Nwhere I keep all my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.69,0:01:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,personal things with
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.08,0:01:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fun to the time you have with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.61,0:01:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are for our naughty, naughty boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.84,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little training can't hurt anybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.16,0:01:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when we go to-and when we\Ngo to a bungalow,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.18,0:01:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all this stuff goes in my little basket
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.14,0:01:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we're not goin'\Nto grandma's house, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.42,0:01:17.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So want me to show you around some more?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.100,0:01:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lets go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.81,0:01:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.93,0:01:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay with the tour.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.81,0:01:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we do give free tours\Nto all the public.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.04,0:01:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anybody could come in\Nat any day,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.67,0:01:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at any time,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.59,0:01:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get a free tour\Nfrom one of the ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.41,0:01:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.92,0:01:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is, of course, our lovely\Nand lavish and opulent parlor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.18,0:01:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we'll have 25 ladies on a shift\Nat any time
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.06,0:01:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we'll all stand,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.09,0:01:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introduce ourselves in a nice\Nl-uh, line up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.69,0:01:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you could choose whoever you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.96,0:01:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And hopefully it'll be me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.85,0:01:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And these are some of the items\Nthat are typically on anys-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.50,0:01:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any lady's menu at any given time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.73,0:01:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can actually get the definition\Nof these items
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.74,0:01:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at sherisranch.com.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.44,0:01:56.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is our lovely bubble bath room
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.87,0:01:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's very deep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.03,0:02:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so lots of people and lots of activities\Ncan fit in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.09,0:02:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're the only brothel in Nevada,\Nor in the world for that matter,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.26,0:02:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that actually has a corporate sponsor,\Nsuch as Budweiser.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.05,0:02:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This room is really fun\Nfor all of our NASCAR fans
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.09,0:02:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and our Budweiser drinkers, as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.47,0:02:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't mind me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.72,0:02:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.91,0:02:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is our fine dining suite.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.09,0:02:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot of times I'll have my gentlemen\Nstay overnight
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.53,0:02:28.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we have a wonderfully prepared meal\Nby our chef
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.17,0:02:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we can actually dine nude,\Nif you'd like.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.52,0:02:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our hotel has 10 suites available
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.64,0:02:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and 3 of them are actually themed suites
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.03,0:02:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just as nice as our bungalows\Nthat I'm going to show you next.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.85,0:02:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this would be our Roman Emperor Suite
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.62,0:02:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when in Rome...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.85,0:02:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this would be Arabian Nights theme.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.54,0:02:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.83,0:02:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could have a harem of ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.43,0:03:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or just one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.81,0:03:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be your genie in a bottle
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.96,0:03:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make all yours wishes come true.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.39,0:03:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the jungle suite.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.70,0:03:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rawr!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.92,0:03:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.40,0:03:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rumble in the jungle, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.51,0:03:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All my baby boomers,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.79,0:03:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come on back to the day!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.03,0:03:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back to the '60's,\Nwhen the time of free,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.81,0:03:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fun, free love.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.15,0:03:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After you pay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.99,0:03:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.42,0:03:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is our King Arthur suite.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.21,0:03:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could be my knight\Nin shiny armor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.83,0:03:41.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come see me soon, all you Sir Lancelot's!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.47,0:03:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.97,0:03:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is the lovely\Nand gorgeous Stella.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.38,0:03:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is only one of the many ladies\Nthat are available.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.23,0:03:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gorgeous, attractive, talented,\Nand lovely ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.68,0:03:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at Sheri's Ranch.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.59,0:03:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please be sure to visit
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.10,0:03:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sherisranch.com
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.63,0:03:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and also check out my blog:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.59,0:04:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,airforceamy.com/blog.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.08,0:04:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[mwah]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.33,0:04:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll see you soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.68,0:04:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪