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And we're supposed to look
like we've never had sex in our lives.

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[laughs]

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Lets get 'em, girls.

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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This is Airforce Amy,

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star of HBO's CatHouse,

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currently featuring at the lovely
Sheri's Resort and Ranch.

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Another absolutely wonderful,
licensed l-legal brothel

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in Nevada.

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And you're here in my personal suite
where I keep all my

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personal things with

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fun to the time you have with me.

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These are for our naughty, naughty boys.

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A little training can't hurt anybody.

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And when we go to-and when we
go to a bungalow,

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all this stuff goes in my little basket

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and we're not goin'
to grandma's house, honey.

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So want me to show you around some more?

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Lets go!

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♪ ♪

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Stay with the tour.

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And we do give free tours
to all the public.

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Anybody could come in
at any day,

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at any time,

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and get a free tour
from one of the ladies.

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♪ ♪

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And this is, of course, our lovely
and lavish and opulent parlor.

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And we'll have 25 ladies on a shift
at any time

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and we'll all stand,

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introduce ourselves in a nice
l-uh, line up.

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And you could choose whoever you like.

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And hopefully it'll be me!

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And these are some of the items
that are typically on anys-

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any lady's menu at any given time.

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You can actually get the definition
of these items

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at sherisranch.com.

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This is our lovely bubble bath room

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and it's very deep

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so lots of people and lots of activities
can fit in here.

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We're the only brothel in Nevada,
or in the world for that matter,

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that actually has a corporate sponsor,
such as Budweiser.

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This room is really fun
for all of our NASCAR fans

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and our Budweiser drinkers, as well.

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Don't mind me.

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[laughs]

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And this is our fine dining suite.

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A lot of times I'll have my gentlemen
stay overnight

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and we have a wonderfully prepared meal
by our chef

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and we can actually dine nude,
if you'd like.

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Our hotel has 10 suites available

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and 3 of them are actually themed suites

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just as nice as our bungalows
that I'm going to show you next.

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And this would be our Roman Emperor Suite

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and when in Rome...

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And this would be Arabian Nights theme.

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪

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You could have a harem of ladies

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or just one.

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I'll be your genie in a bottle

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and make all yours wishes come true.

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This is the jungle suite.

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Rawr!

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[laughing]

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Rumble in the jungle, baby!

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All my baby boomers,

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come on back to the day!

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Back to the '60's,
when the time of free,

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fun, free love.

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After you pay.

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[laughs]

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And this is our King Arthur suite.

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You could be my knight
in shiny armor.

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Come see me soon, all you Sir Lancelot's!

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[laughs]

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And this is the lovely
and gorgeous Stella.

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This is only one of the many ladies
that are available.

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Gorgeous, attractive, talented,
and lovely ladies

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at Sheri's Ranch.

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Please be sure to visit

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sherisranch.com

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and also check out my blog:

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airforceamy.com/blog.

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[mwah]

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I'll see you soon.

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♪ ♪