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And we're supposed to look like we've never had sex in our lives.
[laughs]
Lets get 'em, girls.
[laughing]
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This is Airforce Amy,
star of HBO's CatHouse,
currently featuring at the lovely Sheri's Resort and Ranch.
Another absolutely wonderful, licensed l-legal brothel
in Nevada.
And you're here in my personal suite where I keep all my
personal things with
fun to the time you have with me.
These are for our naughty, naughty boys.
A little training can't hurt anybody.
And when we go to-and when we go to a bungalow,
all this stuff goes in my little basket
and we're not goin' to grandma's house, honey.
So want me to show you around some more?
Lets go!
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Stay with the tour.
And we do give free tours to all the public.
Anybody could come in at any day,
at any time,
and get a free tour from one of the ladies.
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And this is, of course, our lovely and lavish and opulent parlor.
And we'll have 25 ladies on a shift at any time
and we'll all stand,
introduce ourselves in a nice l-uh, line up.
And you could choose whoever you like.
And hopefully it'll be me!
And these are some of the items that are typically on anys-
any lady's menu at any given time.
You can actually get the definition of these items
at sherisranch.com.
This is our lovely bubble bath room
and it's very deep
so lots of people and lots of activities can fit in here.
We're the only brothel in Nevada, or in the world for that matter,
that actually has a corporate sponsor, such as Budweiser.
This room is really fun for all of our NASCAR fans
and our Budweiser drinkers, as well.
Don't mind me.
[laughs]
And this is our fine dining suite.
A lot of times I'll have my gentlemen stay overnight
and we have a wonderfully prepared meal by our chef
and we can actually dine nude, if you'd like.
Our hotel has 10 suites available
and 3 of them are actually themed suites
just as nice as our bungalows that I'm going to show you next.
And this would be our Roman Emperor Suite
and when in Rome...
And this would be Arabian Nights theme.
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You could have a harem of ladies
or just one.
I'll be your genie in a bottle
and make all yours wishes come true.
This is the jungle suite.
Rawr!
[laughing]
Rumble in the jungle, baby!
All my baby boomers,
come on back to the day!
Back to the '60's, when the time of free,
fun, free love.
After you pay.
[laughs]
And this is our King Arthur suite.
You could be my knight in shiny armor.
Come see me soon, all you Sir Lancelot's!
[laughs]
And this is the lovely and gorgeous Stella.
This is only one of the many ladies that are available.
Gorgeous, attractive, talented, and lovely ladies
at Sheri's Ranch.
Please be sure to visit
sherisranch.com
and also check out my blog:
airforceamy.com/blog.
[mwah]
I'll see you soon.
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