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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Lionel, glad you could make it. Can I get you a drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.50,0:00:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, something soft; I'm driving.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.99,0:00:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parking's an absolute nightmare around here, isn't it? You have to reverse into the tiniest of spaces.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.98,0:00:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still, I managed it. I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.54,0:00:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I should know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.75,0:00:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is that, are you a doctor?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.55,0:00:25.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Careful. Not a doctor. I'm a brain surgeon. Big difference. BIIIG difference.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.35,0:00:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I actually know a joke about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.20,0:00:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the difference between a doctor and a brain surgeon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.34,0:00:37.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.38,0:00:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what do you, guys, do?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.27,0:00:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an accountant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.18,0:00:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's good. Yeah, I COULD DO WITH an accountant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.85,0:00:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.74,0:00:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still ...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.34,0:00:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... it's not exactly brain surgery, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.58,0:00:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.53,0:00:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you an accountant, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.91,0:01:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I work for charity.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.34,0:01:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it. I really admire you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.26,0:01:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I could ever do what you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.32,0:01:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.45,0:01:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean ...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.89,0:01:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... it's not exactly brain surgery, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.97,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lionel, here's your drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.97,0:01:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.12,0:01:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he mentioned it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.56,0:01:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Jeff, they kept you late at the space center?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.21,0:01:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As always, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.34,0:01:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you met Lionel?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.96,0:01:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, hello Lionel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.22,0:01:38.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Jeff, how do you EARN A CRUST?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.91,0:01:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a scientist. I work mainly with rockets.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.36,0:01:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretty tough work. What do you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.48,0:01:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I don't mean to BOAST, but I'm a brain surgeon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.65,0:01:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brain surgery?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.82,0:02:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not exactly rocket science.