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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Closed Captions by Teacher Luis Enriquez
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.43,0:00:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.31,0:00:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[CRYING]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.92,0:00:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAJOR MONOGRAM: Ooh, ooh, oh, get it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.25,0:00:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G-Get it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.29,0:00:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.91,0:00:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry Agent P, just walked through a spiderweb.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.37,0:00:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you just hate that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.51,0:00:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya spend the rest of the day worried there's a spider on ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.98,0:00:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SHUDDERS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.59,0:00:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gives me the willies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.67,0:00:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyhoo, our sources tell us there's a cowboy hat in front of Doof's building.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.13,0:00:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Normally, that wouldn't be of any interest to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.10,0:00:53.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because is the week of the Danville Hootenanny.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.49,0:00:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it is a rather large hat and in spite of its name the Danville Hootenanny is a dignified affair.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.98,0:01:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I had more information but Carl said there was a big bee by the surveillance equipment.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.46,0:01:05.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So get out there, Agent P!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.53,0:01:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Carl, is there...is there a spider on my head?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.36,0:01:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CARL: No, sir. There's no spider...on your head.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.25,0:01:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.10,0:01:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Uh, Perry the Platypus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.57,0:01:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you're wondering why I'm cowering outside my lab.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.72,0:01:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, day started like any other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.73,0:01:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, How am I going to take over the Tri-State Area?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.54,0:01:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I suddenly remembered a movie that I've seen long ago at a drive-in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.25,0:01:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was called Night of the Felis.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.28,0:01:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew right away that the old masters were onto something.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.83,0:01:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine taking something cute and enlargening it to frightening proportions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.100,0:01:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brilliant!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.83,0:01:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[GROWLING]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.54,0:01:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in order to take over the Tri-State Area.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.16,0:01:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to study with some other types of small animals.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.97,0:01:47.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Preferably, something that could fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.34,0:01:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I vowed to get right to work...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.18,0:01:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as soon as the movie was over.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.47,0:01:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first thing I needed to do was create an inator that would make things larger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.77,0:01:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.07,0:01:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried it out on my cowboy hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.75,0:02:02.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a success!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.17,0:02:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My 10 gallon hat had turned into a 2,000 gallon hat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.46,0:02:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.20,0:02:10.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's the end of that hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.61,0:02:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next, I had to genetically modify a mouse so it could fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.64,0:02:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.66,0:02:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.54,0:02:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I decided it would be easier to just use a bat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.60,0:02:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I ordered a retired stunt-bat from a low-budget bat circus that had recently gone belly up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.62,0:02:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know...the economy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.02,0:02:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was on the precipice of Tri-State Area domination.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.88,0:02:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At last, I had the ultimate creepy soldier!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.95,0:02:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.75,0:02:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I remembered, I had a very mild phobia of bats.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.33,0:02:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.90,0:02:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaah! Get away, get away, get away!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.46,0:02:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also had a mild phobia of shellfish.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.82,0:02:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WAITRESS: Here's your order, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.25,0:02:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Aaaah! Get away, get away, get away!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.15,0:02:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But bats are worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.11,0:02:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scram, you flying gerbil!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.46,0:02:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.47,0:02:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Amscray!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.81,0:02:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.18,0:02:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're making me miss the hootenanny!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.86,0:02:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.92,0:02:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NORM: Sir, I found your radio.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.39,0:02:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was embedded in the dashboard of your car.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.05,0:02:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Norm, don't just stand there!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.20,0:02:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do something about this bat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.78,0:03:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.17,0:03:01.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your solution?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.13,0:03:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw a radio at it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.08,0:03:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.74,0:03:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't throw that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.56,0:03:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's imitatable.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.85,0:03:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NORM: What if I hit it with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.00,0:03:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: No no wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.55,0:03:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't shoot it with that! That's my...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.54,0:03:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I thought the bat was scary before when he was...tiny.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.31,0:03:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.84,0:03:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was at that point that Norm and I decided to come out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.28,0:03:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus the bat kinda looks like my cousin Narthelliot, which as you can imagine is weird for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.01,0:03:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is not about right, Norm?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.38,0:03:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NORM: It's even more horrible than it looks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.77,0:03:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Thank you for the blanket, Perry the Platypus.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.50,0:03:29.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VANESSA: Dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.33,0:03:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Vanessa? Oh, no! Vanessa, get out of there!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.26,0:03:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause there's a huge bat on the loose!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.07,0:03:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VANESSA: Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.14,0:03:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.49,0:03:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VANESSA: Wow, cool! It looks like your cousin Narthelliot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.72,0:03:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.20,0:03:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VANESSA: Dad, relax. It's just a bat. They just eat bugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.49,0:03:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: But it's a very big bat!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.04,0:03:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VANESSA: Now, come on. J-Just stand up. It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.41,0:03:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to face your fear.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.20,0:03:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Well, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.100,0:03:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VANESSA: No no no! Bad bat! Spit him out!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.33,0:03:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Oh, gross!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.07,0:04:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SCREAMS]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.78,0:04:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.08,0:04:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, this is much better!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.64,0:04:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VANESSA: Dad!! Oh, hey, Perry. I was wondering if you could help me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.74,0:04:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks Perry!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.59,0:04:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a peach.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.20,0:04:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NARTHELLIOT: So, what'd I miss?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.51,0:04:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VANESSA: Oh, hey, Narthelliot! We were just talking about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.15,0:04:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.59,0:04:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Whoa! Oh, I get it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.69,0:04:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what it does!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.14,0:04:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flying through a hoop!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.64,0:04:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I get...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.01,0:04:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For buying a bat...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.71,0:04:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From a defunct...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.41,0:04:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bat circus!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.49,0:04:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! Oh no no no! Not again!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.74,0:04:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[BANG]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.06,0:04:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow, my head!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.77,0:04:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[BANG]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.18,0:04:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow, my head again!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.72,0:04:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[BANG]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.21,0:04:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Now I forgot math!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.70,0:04:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[BANG]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.03,0:04:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! There goes social studies!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.70,0:04:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[BANG]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.12,0:04:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, good, they're back!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.99,0:04:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CANDANCE: This way, Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.17,0:04:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just see yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.85,0:04:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LINDA: Oh, wow! It's our house!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.32,0:04:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SCREAMS]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.20,0:04:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Perry the Platypus, welcome to St. Louis!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.34,0:04:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now do something about this bat, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.20,0:04:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SHOOTING]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.51,0:04:54.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SQUEAKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.39,0:04:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.17,0:04:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, at least I lost my fear of bats!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.57,0:04:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WAITRESS: Oh, it's you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.88,0:04:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Aaaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.38,0:05:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go away, go away, go away!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.63,0:05:01.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WAITRESS: Oh, just stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.14,0:05:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Closed Captions by Teacher Luis Enriquez