CJ Entertainment and Barunson Present A Barunson Sio Film Production Executive Producer Katharine KIM Associate Producer Joon H. CHOI Investment Executives Sean LEE, LEE Sang-moo Produced by MOON Yang-kwon, Syd LIM Production Executive SEO Woo-sik Why don't you take a seat? Co-Producer Danny PARK Master told me to be courteous. There's something we need to sort out. Sort out? The issue of how you should address the master. Don't worry. I may be of a higher class but I wouldn't use the plain form with Mr. YI. But nonetheless I want you to know my master's plainly spoken. I see. KIM Joo-hyuck, RYOO Seung-bum, CHO Yeo-jeong Written and Directed by KIM Dae-woo I made you come all this way because I want this soup. - Sorry. - Not at all. After you try it, you'll say it's worth the trip. Yes, sir. I asked you to come because I'm not sure I'd make a good subject for a novel What are you saying? I was so excited I couldn't sleep last night You're the town's most glamorous gangster... Me and my mouth. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that You're right, I am a gangster And you're at the top ofthe beach reading heap Beach reading? I'm not sure if I'm the best Anyway, thanks for choosing me Any writer would want to write about you What did you do before? I used to be a servant. A servant! I went from here to there until I was 30 and I became an aristocrat's servant. I shared a room with a houseguest, Mr. MA. You're the new maid? Enjoying your life here? Yes, why do you ask? That's not the way. We should look each other in the eye when we talk. People told me to be careful when you're around. All gossip and rumors. It's hot! How silly! This is fun. Can I come again? Sorry? Yes... Dear me! She was talking to me but her eyes were on you. Sorry? Oh... It's hot! What are you doing? So hot! So, what's Mong like? It's only been a few days so I don't know. He's nice to me. Nice? He's given me clothes. Mong... I've known him since he was a kid but still can't figure him out. It wasn't a grand job but I wanted to do my best. It must be tough waiting around for me. Not at all, master. Then, I saw her. The scent offlowers is all around From this peak to that peak All around Butterflies follow the scent Do you work here? Yeah, why do you ask? Who is she? She's the owner's daughter, Her name's Chun-hyang. I'm Hyang-dan. Butterfly, drunk by the scent, don't sit on the petals For scented flowers uphold their fidelity Don't come sit on my petals Bang-ja! Go arrange a meeting. Hurry! You can't follow me in here! My master wants a word with you. Who's your master? He's the one that got up earlier. The most handsome guy there. Handsome? Stop talking rubbish and get out! You could just have a word with him. I was wondering where you'd gone. What are you doing here? I was telling her about you, master. Such a grave indiscretion. I was a bit scared but it's alright. You didn't have to hit him. I've been too kind to him. I'd like to invite you to tea to apologize properly. What are you doing? Chun-hyang, I'm dying waiting for you. I said no. But you sang for the aristocrats. You have to play fair. Hey, you! I don't know what it's about but the lady said 'no.' Young master, let me greet you. I'm Gwang of Tavern Street. Nice to meet you. Looks like you're all fired up. But time to go home now. Don't do that... You can't order me around. You cant order me around You're enraging this lowly nothing of a guy. Go home, now! Who the hell are you? I'm his servant. You servant! I'm alright, stand back. Where are you? Boss Chun-hyang... That was a big mistake. You shouldn't have done that. What was I supposed to do? You robbed Mong the chance to show off. And he hit you. Don't you have any pride? But I'm his servant. Was that the only reason? I guess. This is making me angry. What shall I do? Of course, you'll have to get her word on this. What? How can I do that? Let's deal with Hyang-dan first. Sorry? I never teach this to anyone. Never. Oh, please. You're in a tight spot so I want to help. Tell her what needs to be done. Walk back and forth in front of her. That'll get her confused and irritated. Don't take any notice and focus on what you need to say and then Then, just casually like this Grab hold of her right here. What? Grab her there? Not too fast, not too slow. Like this. She's not going to let me do that! She'll get away. Get away? Of course. Try again and see if you can get away. You're walking and she's talking. And grab! You can't get away. He's a weird servant. Other servants don't get involved. Very brave! What if his master's lost his nerve? He's caught the bait. He'll come back. You'll see. A servant has come from Lord YI's. Who told you to make a decision? Just pass on the message. He wants to see her tomorrow by the waterfall. My mistress doesn't go out with men. She's not like that. I don't care what she's like. Just pass on the message. There's no point in passing it on. You're so stubborn! What a lovely view. Why this sudden talk ofthe view? Grab! Let's try to get along, shall we? What did he say? His master wants to meet her And then? Answer me. So I said 'yes'. What? What was I supposed to do? What do nobles talk about on a date? Maybe the same things we do. Aren't they hungry, smelling this? They're not like us. They hide their feelings. Not shoving it down the throat even if you're starving That's what being an aristocrat is about. You're a bit like one yourself. Stop talking and focus on the meat. You're a good cook. What an odd thing for a guy to be good at. You seemed so strong at the fight the other day but now your hands seem so gentle. Come to think of it, you are really good with the barbecue. Did you learn this from Mr. MA? Who's Mr. MA? A lecherous houseguest. He taught Bang-ja some naughty skills that he used on her. I scolded him for that. I see... Isn't it hot? I learnt to take the heat from Mr. MA. I put you into a mood, you silly boy. Oh, no! Are you okay? Are you okay? What happened? Stay still. You've sprained your ankle. Stay still. Oh, dear! Let her rest her ankle. Be quiet, you! Let her rest her foot. Fortunately, It's not so swollen. Is there a stone to put it up on? - Oh, Mistress...! - Bang-ja, come on! One moment Your master is weird. He wants me to be carried by a servant. I know. My clothes are damp from your wet clothes. You can walk if you want. Why are you using such plain language? You're not a noble. I show you respect when my master is there but I'm older than yo Am I heavy? As light as a feather. You're good at everything. Like what? Fighting, swimming and barbecuing meat. You never got the chance to try the meat. I didn't need to. I could tell from the smell. Must have been a lovelyjourney. It's snowing. You run a rice shop? It's not my main line ofwork. Times are tough and this is no exception. We're just getting by. Sorry for interrupting but, if I were the master, I'd have carried her myself. That's the manly thing to do even if you collapse halfway. Right? You don't know anything. It's called playing hard to get. She expected me to carry her but I didn't. She gets confused and falls for me hard. I see. My skills are at a different level to your common ones. Where did you learn these skills? From reading the analects of Confucious and Mencius. And also my rival was only you. Only me? You're not really a rival for me, are you? Mr. MA. Yeah? Where did you learn those skills? What, of cutting up an octopus? No, the skill you taught me the other day. From Mr. JANG. Mr. JANG? A playboy from Jeolla who slept with thousand women. 20 thousand? You think it's a lie? He must have been really handsome. You don't get women with your looks. With money, then? Silly boy. He knew how to read women's minds. He taught me the skills to do that. What's wrong with you? I don't take on anyone as a disciple. Is this for Chun-hyang? You want her? I want her so badly. He might be an noble but it's so unfair. Don't think I've made you a proper disciple. But since the situation is urgent, I'll give you a crash course. First, sit side by side like this. This is the basic position. Those that sit up like this, they know nothings. And then you lie down like this. You don't make her lie down? Stop talking and try to get me to lie down. Okay. It's been a long walk here. Shall we lie down and talk? See? Not easy to get her to lie down. I see. But even though I lie down.... Sit down This feels nice. And you lie down like and stop talking. And, then... Where do I touch? You don't touch anything. Put your shoulder here. You stare at her shoulder like this. At her shoulder? With all your heart. Like this. What? Thought you were staring at me. I wasn't staring at you. You weren't? And the final trick is sneezing Think I'm coming down with a cold. You seem happy. Are we having chicken for dinner? Wasn't sure if I should tell you but Chun-hyang wrote to Mong. She did? Her servant? Yes... I took the letter from her. It's hot so I won't be dressed properly but if you don't mind me in flimsy clothing, I'd like to invite you to my humble abode. It's so hot as I write that I want to tear off my clothes. This doesn't seem right. How could she write such a letter... It's called an SGTH letter. An SGTH letter? A letter that Slowly Gets Them Horny. Someone else is behind this. SGTH letters are perfect for cold bastards. Once he reads it he'll come running. Then you can drive him crazy. And me? Should I sleep with Bang-ja? That's up to you. I see. Best not to sleep with him. No woman has ever been abandoned for not putting out easily. Go make some fruit salad. Yes. Something happened between you and Bang-ja, right? What do you mean? Don't fool around and tell me. He was just looking at me but I felt all weird and weak. So you did it? Mom. I'm just saying that's how I felt. He just looked at you? He lied down and kept staring at my shoulder from behind. It can't be... He can't know the 'staring from behind' technique. How could a mere servant... What's 'staring from behind?' It can't be. What are you talking about? You said you're in flimsy clothes but you're properly dressed. The day has turned cool. It was truly amazing. She was in pain when she bled but soon she was screaming forjoy. I can still hear her. I shouldn't tell a servant this. Let's go. What's wrong, master? My stomach! He never got to sleep with her. Sorry? He was horny the whole night, but couldn't have sex. He was full of semen and hence the tummy ache. I knew it! He lied to me. She's not that easy. What shall I do now? We have to get there and take her first. 'We'? I mean you. Hurry up! You... What are you doing here? How dare you? Leave! I just have to... Hold on... Let go! Just listen to me... I'm going to scream! Please... I'm really going to scream. If you do, I'll be beaten to death because of my low status. Why are you shivering? Because I'm scared. Then why did you come in? I didn't know how scared I'd be. Mr. MA didn't teach you a new skill today? He did but I can't remember. What was it? He told me to look at you. Then put my lips on your cheek and ask if I can kiss you. What are you doing? Then, hold you and ask you if I could hold you Then, touch you and ask if I could touch you. What are you doing? I'm going to scream, seriously! Can I undress you? Im going to scream! You don't want this? I'm going to scream! He told me to ask if I can undress you and... We can't do this. Why not? We're the same rank. Nothing will change for us. You're illiterate. Shouldn't put your hand stamp on any docume It's alright. You don't even know what you signed. What a great story. You beat the son of an illustrious family. Tell me more about the hand stamp. After we slept together She told me that she has to marry Mong She made me sign a document promising to help her in her mission. Help her in what? I was to bring my master to her again. What? I persuaded him to go to her and they went into the room at once! Don't you ever sleep? Servants don't sleep. What's that noise? I saw them through a gap in the door. They were doing it standing Standing up? Is that possible? Why are you shocked? He's an aristocrat. What are you doing? Are you just going to keep drinking? What do you care? You're sorry about the noise? I didn't hear a thing. I was deep asleep. My mom told me to do it. She said men get excited by the sound of moaning. That's not true. Think what you like. This is really tough for me. I have to have you, just to myself! I have to! No! What's the matter? A long time ago, I went to a tavern run by two sisters. Had a great time but I ended up using some of my skills. And? There was a big feud between them over me. The older one spiked her sister's food. She didn't die, but she went blind. Know who I'm talking about? Chun-hyang's mom. Stop now. She comes from a long line of dangerous women. Whatever you tell me, I can't help it. I have to have her all to myself. What's happening? I've had my fun. Now I have to do some serious studying. Does she know you're leaving? She won't take it lying down if I tell her. I'll tell her later. Out of sight, out of mind, as they say. I want you to do something. I gave her an oath. Go and get it back. Did he order you to do that? What? Yes. So he's leaving? He's going to Seoul. Let's just give it to him. You nearly got into big trouble. That's yours. This is his. Hyang-dan tried to trick me. Are you going with him? For now, yes. But I'll come down soon. It wouldn't have worked out easily anyway. I see. I'll be waiting. I'll be back soon. Master... Well done. Master, I need to... Okay I, Bang-ja, having spent a night with Chun-hyang, hereby promise to aid Chun-hyang in her efforts to marry Mong. That's better. Shall we go, master? You can stay here. Sorry? Send Chun-geun instead. What about me...? Yes, master. I hope you'll be healthy, master. Stop all that, you bastard. I thought he looked funny but I didn't care. I shouldn't in front of a man of your position but I'd like to smoke. Go on. So, you were left alone with Chun-hyang at last but her mom must have been a hard match. I wanted him to see you, Sir. This is Bang-ja who looks after our affairs. Nice to meet you, Sir. I would pour a drink but my hands are busy. Let me help. I heard about you. You're quite a fighter. An over-estimation, Sir. If you press me with your thumb, I'll drop dead. Quite a talker. So you want to supply to government offices. What do you know about my title? I come from humble origins so I'm not sure but I know there's you at the top and some other positions. This is Bang-ja of Chungpung that I told you about. I worked at Chungpung and her mom turned a blind eye to our monthly meetings. I was allowed to work outside by the main house in return for bringing them money every month. People started calling me Mr.Yi from then on. What are you playing at? You're going to keep touching me? Why not? I want to touch you too. Those were the good days. Are you alright? Are you new? It's me, Chun-hyang. Oh dear, my time must be up. Are you alright? You look very unwell. I'll go find some gruel. What the hell. But I am sick. Is she really yours now? I don't know. Maybe. I'm not at ease. Thought you'd be able to relax being with someone like her? I think I'm on my way out. You're fine judging by what you tried to do earlier. This reminds me of Mr. JANG. He masturbated right before he died. What? Before he died? It was a windy night and he was masturbating. I was crying next to him. He came and died. He died a happy man. It was stifffor three hours afterwards. We almost couldn't dress the corpse. The shape and its color Most of all, the size! How big was it? He could suck it himself. Mong passed the state exam! He's become a royal inspector! Really? The whole village is celebrating. I forgot about some chores. Got to go. Come here. Take this to him. Hope you get well soon. Bye. You the newly-appointed officials? Yes. First, the royal inspector? Not me. Who are you? The newly-appointed magistrate for Namwon. Why didn't you say that earlier? Which one is the royal inspector? I am. This has been left blank. Write down where you want to go. I get to choose? The document and the royal badge. This one only has two horses. They changed the regulation for that. And the ruler? Where? Must have dropped it on the way. You're useless! What's going on? What are you playing at? You've been drinking and made us wait. - Let's go. - Yes, let's. What? I've made a big mistake. Alright. You have a temper. We know you look down on us eunuchs. That's not true... You despise us, don't you? We eunuchs all look the same to you. but you're the same. No personality. There are so many royal inspectors these days. You need a unique personality and a lofty position. A unique story from a special man. But what would you know about that? I'm also from Namwon. Really? I look forward to your guidance from now on. You seemed disappointed earlier. Yes. I thought 'I did all that studying just for this?' I knew it wouldn't amount to much. Really? Then why did you work so hard? To be honest, I did it to bed as many women as possible. What? As a magistrate, I can sleep with all the women ofthe town. I have clear aims. I'm not interested in anything else. Nice and simple. What will you do? Search out corrupt officials and collect praiseworthy stories? The royal palace loves those stories. and they'll hand out titles for them. Stories... A unique story from a special man. Do you know many women in Namwon? No. Have anyone in mind? Are you into unique women? Really unusual? I love unusual women. I can't get hard when they're normal. What do you mean by 'unique?' Why are you getting so many new clothes? Cos I feel like it. Is it for Mong? Bring the rest. That's not the only reason. Thought you were happy with Bang-ja. I am. Then what are you doing? What's up with you? I'm confused. Thought you wanted to sell me to the highest bidder. That's true but you two look so happy. It's a shame. I laid the trap. I want to see if he'll take the bait. Even if I don't want him. I'm curious. We don't have anything else to give you but here's a five-horse one. Isn't this fraud? Lighten up. Times have changed. You have to keep up your standards. This place is doing good business. Wasn't like this before. Since the new owner came, it's been good. There she is. They threw me out. Maybe they got too self-conscious. You don't know, right? Bang-ja and Chun-hyang... Really? I had no idea. C'est la vie. She must have felt bad for me. She gave me the seed money. I gritted my teeth and worked my ass off. And, here I am. You were always clever. Is it good? Love it! Good? I'm better than Chun-hyang, aren't I? She's nothing. I'm way hotter than her. I've never slept with a servant before. I had many chances but didn't want to take advantage of my position. He was into me first. What are you saying? I mean Bang-ja. He liked me first. He saw me and started talking to me. He asked me, 'Do you work here?' Why is he so important? He's only a servant. He's not important. I'm just saying he liked me first. If I hadn't been a servant... You look terrible. Take a look in the mirror. Find anyone suitable? I went round the whole town but... You'll meet someone very unusual soon. Is Chun-hyang really that special? She plays hard to get. You'll have to scold her and imprison her. And she'll only obey after you draw blood. Sounds just perfect. You've come to the right place. Thank you. That's too much. See you soon. Is that you? Master? Your clothes... Let me greet you properly. How have you been? Congratulations on passing the exam. Thanks. Almost didn't recognize you. It's been a long time. This place is doing better than before. Take your time. I can wait. Master. Chun-hyang is unwell so she can't see you today. She may be ill but I'm here after all these years have passed Tell her I'm here. But you did leave her so it might be better for you not to see her. You've grown insolent. Giving me orders? What are you doing? What could I do? I hope you'll take my position into account. Alright. Just tell her at least. I'll go if she won't see me. You didn't take long. What did he say? Not much. Huh? Not much. He wants to see me again. Are you going to help them? Yes. Get to work What's Chun-hyang doing? Staring into space. She's not getting ready? No. What is she doing? I told her to get ready. She's been caught. A round of applause! Do this until you're naked! Take it off. Let's do it again! Why aren't you joining us? Don't mind me. You must feel awkward here being from such a humble background. I guess so. I understand but I'm worried You'll make things tough for us. Don't worry about that. You're shutting yourself offfrom us clerks. I'm worried you're too eager to do yourjob. That won't do. - If you don't -Right. know what you're doing and you're too eager... I'll discuss everything with you. - Wait! - Hey! I'm glad we have an understanding. I feel I can discuss what's on my mind. This way. This is Bang-ja from Chungpung. He's useful to know. I see. Nice to meet you, Sir. Really? I heard the owner's daughter, Chun-hyang, that she is a good singer. I wish to hear her sing. Is that possible? I told her to get ready but she's not well. There are so many other girls here. Alright, you may go now. Don't get involved. I really want to hear her sing. Just have a drink. This is what I meant earlier. Do you follow me? I want to see her, so bring her. What's the problem? I'll bring her. Please don't be angry. This is a delicate matter. Don't get involved. I don't look my best but here I am at your service. Good to see you. You're beautiful, just as I heard. Not at all, Sir. You don't want to sing for me? I'd love to but I'm in no condition to sing. What? It's the magistrate's order. It's alright. She has a problem today. Okay. Sit beside me and pour me drinks. She's not someone who does that kind of... There must have been a misunderstanding. I'm not a giseng. Not a giseng? Aren't you a giseng's daughter? If you're going to be rude, why don't you have fun with a giseng? How arrogant! She's young and doesn't know any better. Please don't be angry. This town is a mess. Hold him. Sir, oh, sir! I'm not unreasonable. I wanted you to pour me drinks. Why are you being so arrogant? Ugly as well as stupid! Lock her up until she sees reason. As for him... Is he dead? I'm drunk, I'm going. She has a weak constitution. She won't last long in jail. Spare her. Discuss it with the clerk, not me. But who's in control ofthis place? It's you, sir! It's true but... he's shut down Chungpung and levied a lot oftaxes. It's out of my control. What happened to your face? I have something to say... Come in. Go. Would you like something sweet to drink? Go now! Let me just clean this bit. I said get out! Temper, temper! Look at you... Help me, master. I know you can. You weren't happy when I came back, asking me not to get involved. Why ask for help now? I didn't know any better. Forgive me, master. I'll sort out everything. How can you? Don't you trust me? You don't have any power. I know you'll just ask for other people's help. What else can I do? A worm can only crawl. So, if you have to serve him... Ifthere is no other way, just do it. Really? Yes. What a picture! You'll get her pregnant in jail. What if he doesn't come? He will. He left his royal badge with me. How about Chun-hyang? He said he brought her but I don't see her. This is making me mad. You think Mong deceived you? He's coming. I'm sure of it. You can't trust nobles! Many books teach you how a ruler should behave but it's hard to find a good magistrate. But one such magistrate has come to our town. He's going to say a few words... but... he is at present... You must have got bored waiting. Some food? Aren't you ashamed of yourself? I love it when you get argumentative. You love it, right? I'm sure you have naughty thoughts all the time. You into S & M? What do you think you're doing? It's alright. I know about you. Stupid is, stupid does. Does it feel good? And this? Are you alright? Move your hand! I love it when you get angry! Sorry, I have to touch you! You like it, huh? Sir! What? You startled me. I have something to say. What's going on? Sir! Please forgive Chun-hyang! It's that guy from the other day. Please release her. I know she's done wrong. What's wrong with you? Please let her go. What's going on? You'll pay for this. Let go! Please, sir... Sir. What are you looking at? Beat him! Here comes the Royal inspector! The drink in the gold cup is the blood ofthe people, the food on the pearl plate is the flesh ofthe people. Not sure what it means but it sounds good. It means that the drink comes from the efforts of a thousand people and... That's not really the case... Okay. The new magistrate welcomed him with a smile. He did? He wouldn't be intimidated But then, the inspector imprisoned him. The joke's gone too far. Then, he harasses Chun-hyang. I'll ask you one more time. He was a corrupt magistrate but still an order of an official, why did you refuse to serve him? I told you. I'm not a giseng. Why should I serve him? Not a giseng? Think your behaviour is better than that of a giseng? What do you know about me? I know nothing of your behaviour but who knows you're nothing but talk You'll tell the truth once you're beaten. Spit it out. Chastity means nothing in this filthy world. If you refused while not keeping your chastity in private, I'll beat you to death. What's this? She has a husband. Please release her. Is that so? Release her, then. Yes, Sir. Is this lowly man your husband? No, he's just a servant at my house. Royal Inspector! You're right. I haven't kept my chastity so I should have served him. When... my love left, he asked me to keep a promise. I was torn. Break the promise to my love or be beaten to death by a nobleman. Please pass my regards to Mong ofthe YI family. Chun-hyang, open your eyes. It's me, I'm back. You were waiting for me. Open your eyes. I only wanted to test you. If you die, what's the point of me having become a royal inspector? Hold on. The Royals' have gone crazy about her story offidelity They're going to erect a monument in her honor. Great. Things have gotten more than great for Mong He's been promoted by two grades, too. She betrayed you so she won't come, will she? Of course not. If she does... You never know. If she comes, don't beg her to stay. What do you mean? The game's up if you beg her to stay. Act cold. Act as if you're happy she's leaving you. Don't worry. I was going to do that anyway. Comb your hair. A man's style is all about his hair. They're releasing you today. Hold on a bit more. Yes, I heard. You're angry at me? What's there to be angry about? Why did you do it? Why? I told you everything about our plan. Why did you do it? When I met the magistrate, an idea came to me. Shall we make up a fake story? It'll help us both. This was all set up. You knew that, so why did you do it? I wanted to help you. The plan had to be convincing, right? I've not done anything for you and I always felt bad about that. Plus, I couldn't trust Mong. Wait! I have to tell you something. What? I... love you. What did you say? I love you. I'm a servant so I don't have the right. But, I love you. Lucky Chun-hyang! Aren't you dizzy? I have to take Bang-ja with me. What? I'm not going anywhere without him. Have you gone mad? If I can't, I'll tell them everything. Weird people. Truly weird. I know. But the three of us got along surprisingly well. I was the one in pain. No, I thought I was the one in pain. Bang-ja! What? There's a strange fish. Fish? Where the hell is it? Dear me, I pushed her. He kept sending people after us. We kept running. I'm not surprised. He's one hell of a man. But you are amazing. You ran offwith an aristocrat's woman. She wasn't his, but mine. This is she? She survived but became like a child. You've been on the run with her like this? Yes. A heartbreaking tale. I'll write a good story for you. The love of a servant. No, not like that. Then what? Beautify the story. Chun-hyang was on a swing on a beautiful May day. She fell in love with Mong at first sight. He went to Seoul, passed the exam, she waited for him and they lived happily ever after. If you want, I'll write it like that but why? Because it's something she never got to have. The title should be 'The Tale of Chun-hyang' 'The Tale of Chun-hyang'. A great title. And put in this scene. It's when the master is really in love with her. He sings a song for her. Come here and I'll carry you on my back. Come here I'm no good at singing, so... But you're the hero ofthe tale. I don't care what kind of role I play in the tale. I'm the hero in my heart. I'll try again properly. Come here and I'll carry you. You're my love, my true love...