WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HOME AGAIN.
THIS IS OUR THIRD YEAR OF DOING THE SHOW IN THIS HISTORIC
VENUE-- GYLLENHAAL WESTMINSTER.
I MEAN, CENTRAL HALL.
CENTRAL HALL WESTMINSTER.
NOT GYLLENHAAL.
I'M SORRY, THAT'S THE THIRD TIME I'VE DONE THAT TODAY.
THIRD TIME I'VE ASSOCIATED THE HALL WITH -- DOESN'T MATTER.
IF THERE'S ONE THING WE LOVE DOING HERE, IT'S LOOKING AT DOGS
IN SUNGLASSES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT WHAT PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW
IS THERE'S A LOT MORE TO THESE DOGS IN SUNGLASSES THAN MEETS
THE EYE.
THIS IS A SPECIAL BRITISH EDITION OF "DOGS IN SUNGLASSES."
( BAND PLAYING ) >> James: ALL RIGHT!
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GAL.
THIS GAL HAS A BREXIT TATTOO, BUT THE THING IS, SHE GOT IT 10
YEARS AGO.
( LAUGHTER ) >> IS THIS GOING WELL?
I'M SO DISTRACTED I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT JA JAKE GYLLENHAA
HE'S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR.
HE'S AN AMAZING GUEST, TOO.
I REALLY WISH HE WAS HERE TONIGHT.
I BELIEVE THAT GYLLENHAAL'S THE FUTURE
A MOVIE STAR WHO ALSO DOES BROADWAY
REALLY WISH THAT JAKE WAS HERE WITH US TONIGHT
HE'S GOT SUCH KIND BLUE EYES AND THE PERFECT SMILE,
BRINGING JOY AND LAUGHTER TO EVERYONE WITH HIS NEW VOICE
EVERY NIGHT I WATCH "THE LATE LATE SHOW"
I REALLY WISH I COULD BE ON YOUR BALCONY
ONE DAY I HOPE TO SEE MY FACE
ON CAR POOL KARAOKE I HAD A DREAM LONG AGO, HE'D
GIVE ME A HUG AND HE'D NEVER LET ME GO
HAVE ME ON, I'M SUCH A FAN, I'D LOVE TO TALK ABOUT SPIDERMAN
NO MATTER WHAT IS ON TV,
I WATCH DONNY DARKO ON REPEAT BECAUSE THE GREATEST
GYLLENHAAL IS HAPPENING TO ME I FOUND THE GREATEST
GYLLENHAAL INSIDE OF ME THE GREATEST GYLLENHAAL
IS ACTUALLY MAGGIE RIGHT, IT'S HER THEN IT'S
YOU THERE ARE SO MANY
GYLLENHAALS THE GREATEST GYLLENHAAL
BELONGS RIGHT NEXT TO ME ONE DAY I'LL BE ON YOUR SHOW
YOU'RE THE JAKEST GYLLENHAAL
THAT WAS DOGS IN SUNGLASSES!
BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY!