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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I've been teaching stress management\Nfor a good thirty years,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have to tell you:\NPeople are going insane.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just unbelievable, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I think about my origins.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a Sicilian girl from Brooklyn
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and was born into this Italian family\Nwith a lot of drama
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot of drama, I mean, you know,\Nit's like an opera.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You take the garbage out; you got it:\N"Oh, taking the garbage out, oohhhhh!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you have to kiss everybody,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you might not come back,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who knows? \N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the word stress\Ndidn't even exist then,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nobody talked about stress.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the Depression,\Nit was World War II.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My grandmother had three sons in the army,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she was always suffering\Nbecause of that Sicilian martyrdom,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every time I looked at her:\N"Oh I suffer!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we laughed a lot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what else we did?\NWe ate a lot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We ate, and when we were eating,\Nwe practiced to eat again.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We talked about eating all the time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had some fun amidst the angst\Nthat was going on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And people just seemed to roll\Nwith the punches.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, they accepted the reality
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they had a community of people\Nthat helped them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were called neighbors.\NYou remember them?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody comes to your house any more
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a sausage or a meatball\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because what if your LDL is too high?\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or something might go wrong, you know,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and who are these people, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see them coming to the door,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you "Aaaah!"\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't want to see any people!\NI have my show to watch tonight.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one with neighbors in it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't ever remember my grandmother\Nstanding in front of the sink going:
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, Madonna mia, I'm so stressed!"\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can take it no more.\NI got to go to my spin class.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I forgot my kale smoothie\Nthis morning (Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't know where my Fitbit is.\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have gotten to a place
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where we don't know\Nhow to see humor in our lives
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because we don't have\Nthose people stopping by --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the characters that were once in my life,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that provided me\Nwith historical references
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I could put in my books.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't have those meals together\Nlike we often did,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where we talked and laughed\Nand shared stories,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you acted up,\N"Huh, lots of luck!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got told "What's wrong with you?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I went to Catholic school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had the Sisters\Nof perpetual mood disorder.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trust me, they didn't like you\Nto get away with anything.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, you know, that's all\Npart of understanding
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to humor your stress, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To have people around, to guide you,\Nto laugh with you,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make light of things here and there,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of all this drama\Nwe go around with, don't we?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's lots of drama.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eeverybody's got to tell you\Nwhat's happening.