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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beard Edits! are a thing that I've seen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.27,0:00:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the internet over the last few years
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.50,0:00:06.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and whenever I see one of me, half of me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.49,0:00:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is like "Yeah~ work that beard dad"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.89,0:00:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the other half of me is like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.98,0:00:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"NO! Throw it into a volcano!".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.06,0:00:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is no in-between.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:16.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just did an Instagram ~poll~
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.29,0:00:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,57% of you said I should get a beard!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.53,0:00:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and 43% said NO. I feel like the people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.46,0:00:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that said "yes" are not thinking about
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.29,0:00:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my best interest and they are just curious
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.30,0:00:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about what it would look like cuz it's not
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.32,0:00:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your face! but-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,incouraging nontheless.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.71,0:00:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I thought, the only way I could find
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.57,0:00:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out if I truly suit a beard would is to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.46,0:00:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually try some out in real life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.13,0:00:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I bought a whole variety of Fake Beards
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.75,0:00:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna stick 'em on my face and find
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.89,0:00:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out once and for all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.49,0:00:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're gonna do a Beard Rating out of 5
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.48,0:00:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and decide what is the Best Beard for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.97,0:00:47.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so before I destroy my face let's have a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.77,0:00:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look at some of the Beard Edits you guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.68,0:00:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have sent in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.48,0:00:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my god that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.30,0:00:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looks like a completely
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.22,0:00:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,different person. that is so weird.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are you? why are you cooler than me?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this one I don't like as much.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm slightly scared.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that one is terrifying. ok i need to make
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a note 'Do Not Smile with a Beard!'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that one is an absolute NO
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh My God
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the most cursed thing I've ever
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seen [im so sorry phil]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enough.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I had a very intense day of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fake Beard Shopping and I thought we could
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kick things off with some fake mustaches.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,simple. clean. maybe I just need a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mustache and I don't need the whole
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hairy neck scenario. I like that they are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'emergency' like what is the emergency???
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why do need them???
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,firstly the ultimate classic.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,~oh~
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it looks like I've got more niche interest
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm like 10% gayer like I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only talk bout 1960s bicycles.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not bad we're giving it a 3.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ohhh that looks bad.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does this mean I'll have to dye my beard
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,black for it to look good?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never considered this-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna give it 2 stars. I want it off
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my face. oww.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this one is also giving me a gay vibe
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slash police. Gay Police!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the gay police. I would definitely
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have a cooler name with this mustache like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,~Richardo~ or ~Blake~
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but yeah, generally I'm kinda digging it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially with this denim jacket.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's giving me a whole like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm gonna stay at the club till 5am in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my tank top and you're not gonna do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything about it!" OW!!!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3 stars! I kinda got used to it on my face
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now I look weird without it on my face
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you getting that? no? ok.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,onto the beard!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first beard I bought is- this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why would you use such a terrifying person
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the picture? are they real?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they look CGI! I'm scared.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you wanna scratch my knees?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't- I don't even know how that's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna attach to my face but let's give it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a shot. the biggest mystery is what this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,person looks like beardless.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,equally unfriendly. mrahhh
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sorry if this like your dad. this feels
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strong as well. I'll find a look that's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna be my face with no skin. right I'm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just gonna- alright just gonna plunk it on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my god. that's not right. ~heyyy~
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh it's really hurting my face.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say this wasn't such a crappy packet it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't look half bad does it? I'm kinda
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,liking it guys. ooh~ imagine having such a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fluffy face. it's like having 6 hamsters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strapped on there. I feel like if I had a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beard- a beard! I would do a deeper voice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd be like "hey, my name's philip-"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe I would call myself Philip.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Philip here, would you like to try my
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,craft beard? Philip here and my new merch
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is AXES!!! alright, squint your eyes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because at a distance this looks pretty
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good. I'm gonna give this one 4. right-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I better peel it off now. oww it's stuck
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to my hair. ahh! oh my god I look about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,14 now. bring back the beard!!!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ok equally weird packaging. we've got an
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attractive man's face and they just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plonged the beard on top. I'm feeling like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is gonna be more greying,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sophisticated, "I've seen things" vibe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,free him. ohh hello, less scary maybe
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these two could be friends? now kiss
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i mustache you a question how does it look
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wonky! oh no! I can't have a wonky
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mustache. that looks like I've got some
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of small animal on my face like a bat
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has just gone "cro" and stuck under my
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nose. ok here we go- umm, ok, that is a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look. I look like Rick with a beard from
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Walking Dead. "Carol-"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I would twiddle this a lot
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while solving mysteries like a college
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,professor but a bit badass like I've got a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dark secret- what's in his basement?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ok that's a bit more creepy. at this age
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in life I don't think I'm ready for the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,grey beard yet but I'm not gonna say no to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it. I'm gonna give it a 3. on its own that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a 1. alright get off. the next one is
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,described as a Ginger Hypster beard.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot of people think if I grew a beard it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would actually be ginger but I think it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would be dark brown. this is probably the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,longest my facial hair has ever gotten
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which looked alright. there might've been
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a few ginger strands but it wasn't fully
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,orange. anyway I'm intrigued how this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will look because maybe I'll dye it if I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do get one. ohhh! this is the longest one
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yet. this is exciting me. how do I do this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do I just put it on the back of my head?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh it's getting in my mouth- people with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beards how do you stop it going directly
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into your mouth? oh oh I think I've done
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it. this one does not look good. I thought
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this would be one of the good ones.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's got the fold from when it was in the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,packet. i do like how wild it is tho. I'm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like an untamed lion ready to sow my oats
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this one would suit me with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,glasses more. wait- yes! now I can see it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can you see it? do you love it? i- I'm on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the fence. if these two hair colors
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,matched I think it would look a lot better
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so overall I'm gonna give this one a 2.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and- ow get it out of my mouth now! blehh
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this one I think is gonna be the best.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's described as a viking beard which is
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my dream. why are there two pieces?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my god- how do I even attach this ti my
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,face??? oh here we go-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine having this much hair on your face
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that its got plats in as well and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is a wig to go with it. yesss. i dont
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know what's happening I can't see but I'm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really enjoying myself. this feels good
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like having a permanent duve on your
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,face.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the name is Lestgar do you wanna ride on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my ship? no. this is great. I'm gonna give
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this a 5. I might consider growing this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I'm fifty. I love it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the next one just says God which I'm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinking is gonna be really similar to the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one I just tried on. ohhh this one is more
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sleek. it's like I've used Pantene Pro V
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for wizards. hello my children. I'm either
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,god or the wisest wizard that ever
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wizarded. imagine if god had a youtube
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chanel- "hey guys, smash that like button
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,today we're gonna talk about what the f*ck
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a giraffe is". I love it but I'm not gonna
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,personally keep this look so I'm gonna
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give it a 3. oh i forgot about this- I got
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beard lights. I've run out of long beards
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right I'll put this one back on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you literally clip them into your beard
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this has given me the biggest jealousy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so far I would totally get this for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,christmas if I had a beard. who needs a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,christmas tree when you can have fairy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lights on your face. so finally I wanted
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to try and get the most authentic beard
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,possible and I did some googlin' and I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,found a way to do that was to use hair
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fibers which kinda grossed me out because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it might be real hair but its
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not. it's fake hair that you glue to your
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,face to look like a beard so I'm gonna
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,glue my face and then sprinkle some hair
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on myself. alright let's get a good
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mustache line. oh this is hard cuz its
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,invisible. how much am I gonna regret
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this? uhhh- this is automatically gross.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ok it's happening.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my god that looks kind of real. ok so-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a bit messy. I shouldn't have gone up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so much over there. alright I'll try and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be more careful. oh that's a bit wayward.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh no.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh this feels so gross. I don't like it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,transformation complete
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can't stop looking at myself in the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,monitor umm- wow. you know what? I think I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look pretty great. at a slight distance
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this looks pretty realistic like if I went
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the shop- oh I just breathe some in-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't breathe this. if I went to the shop
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people would think I was a guy with a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beard. I dunno if mine would be this dark.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's the thing I think it could be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lighter brown which may affect this whole
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look. so overall I do think I'm happy with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my natural no beard face but I could do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this one day just as a little change.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe for a few months. I'd never go full
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beard forever. I've also got hair all over
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my hands I guess the rumors are true
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't do too much beard application or
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll get hairy hands. I'm gonna give
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this a 5.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you for joining me on this little
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,adventure and if you want some self-care
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this winter season I've released a new
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,merch range- The Winter Collection which
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has this jigsaw puzzle which I'm so
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excited to do. I always do a jigsaw over
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the festive season so this will be the one
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can join me. it's got a little phil in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the park with Steve and Scraggy and while
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're doing your jigsaw you can burn your
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Winter Glow candle which smells incredible
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've also got a peppermint hot-chocolate
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blend and a mug and this fizzy bath dust
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which you might've seen me testing on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instagram. it'll turn your bath bright
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,green and it smells of delicious ginger
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bread. so if you wanna grab any of this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can click the link below.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dan and phil shops have combined for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the festive season so we share a basket
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can get yourself some treats.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can check out my last video. subscribe
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,check out my merch. ding the bell.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do all that stuff. hope you're having a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good day and I'll see you very soon.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good Beard