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Beard Edits! are a thing that I've seen

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on the internet over the last few years

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and whenever I see one of me, half of me

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is like "Yeah~ work that beard dad"

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and the other half of me is like

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"NO! Throw it into a volcano!".

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There is no in-between.

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I just did an Instagram ~poll~

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57% of you said I should get a beard!!!

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and 43% said NO. I feel like the people

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that said "yes" are not thinking about

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my best interest and they are just curious

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about what it would look like cuz it's not

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your face! but-

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incouraging nontheless.

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so I thought, the only way I could find

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out if I truly suit a beard would is to

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actually try some out in real life.

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so I bought a whole variety of Fake Beards

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I'm gonna stick 'em on my face and find

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out once and for all.

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we're gonna do a Beard Rating out of 5

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and decide what is the Best Beard for me.

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so before I destroy my face let's have a

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look at some of the Beard Edits you guys

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have sent in.

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oh my god that

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looks like a completely

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different person. that is so weird.

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who are you? why are you cooler than me?

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this one I don't like as much.

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I'm slightly scared.

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NO

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that one is terrifying. ok i need to make

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a note 'Do Not Smile with a Beard!'

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that one is an absolute NO

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Oh My God

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That is the most cursed thing I've ever

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seen [im so sorry phil]

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enough.

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so I had a very intense day of

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Fake Beard Shopping and I thought we could

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kick things off with some fake mustaches.

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simple. clean. maybe I just need a

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mustache and I don't need the whole

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hairy neck scenario. I like that they are

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'emergency' like what is the emergency???

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why do need them???

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firstly the ultimate classic.

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~oh~

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it looks like I've got more niche interest

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and I'm like 10% gayer like I

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only talk bout 1960s bicycles.

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it's not bad we're giving it a 3.

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ohhh that looks bad.

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does this mean I'll have to dye my beard

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black for it to look good?

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I never considered this-

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I'm gonna give it 2 stars. I want it off

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my face. oww.

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no.

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this one is also giving me a gay vibe

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slash police. Gay Police!

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I'm the gay police. I would definitely

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have a cooler name with this mustache like

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~Richardo~ or ~Blake~

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but yeah, generally I'm kinda digging it

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especially with this denim jacket.

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it's giving me a whole like

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"I'm gonna stay at the club till 5am in

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my tank top and you're not gonna do

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anything about it!" OW!!!

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3 stars! I kinda got used to it on my face

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and now I look weird without it on my face

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are you getting that? no? ok.

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onto the beard!

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the first beard I bought is- this

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why would you use such a terrifying person

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for the picture? are they real?

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they look CGI! I'm scared.

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do you wanna scratch my knees?

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I don't- I don't even know how that's

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gonna attach to my face but let's give it

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a shot. the biggest mystery is what this

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person looks like beardless.

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equally unfriendly. mrahhh

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sorry if this like your dad. this feels

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strong as well. I'll find a look that's

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gonna be my face with no skin. right I'm

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just gonna- alright just gonna plunk it on

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oh my god. that's not right. ~heyyy~

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oh it's really hurting my face.

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say this wasn't such a crappy packet it

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don't look half bad does it? I'm kinda

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liking it guys. ooh~ imagine having such a

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fluffy face. it's like having 6 hamsters

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strapped on there. I feel like if I had a

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Beard- a beard! I would do a deeper voice

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I'd be like "hey, my name's philip-"

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maybe I would call myself Philip.

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Philip here, would you like to try my

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craft beard? Philip here and my new merch

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is AXES!!! alright, squint your eyes

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because at a distance this looks pretty

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good. I'm gonna give this one 4. right-

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I better peel it off now. oww it's stuck

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to my hair. ahh! oh my god I look about

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14 now. bring back the beard!!!

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ok equally weird packaging. we've got an

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attractive man's face and they just

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plonged the beard on top. I'm feeling like

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this is gonna be more greying,

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sophisticated, "I've seen things" vibe.

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free him. ohh hello, less scary maybe

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these two could be friends? now kiss

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i mustache you a question how does it look

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wonky! oh no! I can't have a wonky

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mustache. that looks like I've got some

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kind of small animal on my face like a bat

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has just gone "cro" and stuck under my

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nose. ok here we go- umm, ok, that is a

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look. I look like Rick with a beard from

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The Walking Dead. "Carol-"

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I feel like I would twiddle this a lot

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while solving mysteries like a college

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professor but a bit badass like I've got a

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dark secret- what's in his basement?

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ok that's a bit more creepy. at this age

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in life I don't think I'm ready for the

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grey beard yet but I'm not gonna say no to

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it. I'm gonna give it a 3. on its own that

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is a 1. alright get off. the next one is

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described as a Ginger Hypster beard.

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a lot of people think if I grew a beard it

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would actually be ginger but I think it

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would be dark brown. this is probably the

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longest my facial hair has ever gotten

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which looked alright. there might've been

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a few ginger strands but it wasn't fully

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orange. anyway I'm intrigued how this

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will look because maybe I'll dye it if I

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do get one. ohhh! this is the longest one

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yet. this is exciting me. how do I do this

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do I just put it on the back of my head?

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oh it's getting in my mouth- people with

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beards how do you stop it going directly

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into your mouth? oh oh I think I've done

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it. this one does not look good. I thought

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this would be one of the good ones.

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it's got the fold from when it was in the

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packet. i do like how wild it is tho. I'm

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like an untamed lion ready to sow my oats

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I think this one would suit me with

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glasses more. wait- yes! now I can see it.

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can you see it? do you love it? i- I'm on

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the fence. if these two hair colors

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matched I think it would look a lot better

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so overall I'm gonna give this one a 2.

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and- ow get it out of my mouth now! blehh

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this one I think is gonna be the best.

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it's described as a viking beard which is

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my dream. why are there two pieces?

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oh my god- how do I even attach this ti my

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face??? oh here we go-

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imagine having this much hair on your face

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I like that its got plats in as well and

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this is a wig to go with it. yesss. i dont

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know what's happening I can't see but I'm

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really enjoying myself. this feels good

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it's like having a permanent duve on your

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face.

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the name is Lestgar do you wanna ride on

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my ship? no. this is great. I'm gonna give

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this a 5. I might consider growing this

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when I'm fifty. I love it!

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the next one just says God which I'm

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thinking is gonna be really similar to the

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one I just tried on. ohhh this one is more

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sleek. it's like I've used Pantene Pro V

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for wizards. hello my children. I'm either

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god or the wisest wizard that ever

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wizarded. imagine if god had a youtube

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chanel- "hey guys, smash that like button

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today we're gonna talk about what the f*ck

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a giraffe is". I love it but I'm not gonna

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personally keep this look so I'm gonna

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give it a 3. oh i forgot about this- I got

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beard lights. I've run out of long beards

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right I'll put this one back on

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so you literally clip them into your beard

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this has given me the biggest jealousy

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so far I would totally get this for

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christmas if I had a beard. who needs a

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christmas tree when you can have fairy

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lights on your face. so finally I wanted

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to try and get the most authentic beard

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possible and I did some googlin' and I

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found a way to do that was to use hair

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fibers which kinda grossed me out because

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I thought it might be real hair but its

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not. it's fake hair that you glue to your

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face to look like a beard so I'm gonna

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glue my face and then sprinkle some hair

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on myself. alright let's get a good

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mustache line. oh this is hard cuz its

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invisible. how much am I gonna regret

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this? uhhh- this is automatically gross.

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ok it's happening.

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oh my god that looks kind of real. ok so-

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it's a bit messy. I shouldn't have gone up

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so much over there. alright I'll try and

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be more careful. oh that's a bit wayward.

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oh no.

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oh this feels so gross. I don't like it.

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transformation complete

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can't stop looking at myself in the

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monitor umm- wow. you know what? I think I

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look pretty great. at a slight distance

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this looks pretty realistic like if I went

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to the shop- oh I just breathe some in-

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don't breathe this. if I went to the shop

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people would think I was a guy with a

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beard. I dunno if mine would be this dark.

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that's the thing I think it could be

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lighter brown which may affect this whole

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look. so overall I do think I'm happy with

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my natural no beard face but I could do

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this one day just as a little change.

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maybe for a few months. I'd never go full

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beard forever. I've also got hair all over

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my hands I guess the rumors are true

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don't do too much beard application or

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you'll get hairy hands. I'm gonna give

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this a 5.

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thank you for joining me on this little

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adventure and if you want some self-care

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the festive season so this will be the one

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