WEBVTT 00:00:00.288 --> 00:00:03.658 (car engine sounds) 00:00:03.658 --> 00:00:05.930 SHUT UP 00:00:29.419 --> 00:00:30.340 Car Seller (Anthony): Sup'? 00:00:30.340 --> 00:00:31.862 Ian: Hi, I'm here for the car. 00:00:31.862 --> 00:00:33.090 I saw your car on the ad. 00:00:33.090 --> 00:00:33.811 I'm interested. 00:00:33.811 --> 00:00:34.719 Car Seller: Alright, dog. 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:37.171 Just go 'round the side right here, and I'll drive it out alright? 00:00:37.171 --> 00:00:38.172 Ian: Ok. 00:00:43.581 --> 00:00:44.981 Ian: "Her ball"? 00:00:51.016 --> 00:00:53.133 Ian: What the hell is "her ball" supposed to mean? 00:00:53.133 --> 00:00:56.941 Car Seller: Oh, dog, dude, dude let me go get some of the letters, they fall off. 00:00:56.941 --> 00:00:57.968 Yeah, let me go get 'em. 00:00:57.968 --> 00:01:02.150 Car Seller: The Fireball, ha ha! 00:01:02.150 --> 00:01:09.251 First, check out the decals, they're fireballs, that's where the car gets the name, they cost about 800 dollars each. 00:01:09.251 --> 00:01:13.160 They give you 100 horsepower, each fireball. 00:01:13.160 --> 00:01:15.031 Car Seller: You think this is black paint? 00:01:15.031 --> 00:01:19.831 No, it was forged by engineers, inside a volcano, in the lava. 00:01:19.831 --> 00:01:24.001 Car Seller: The spoiler, do you think how much extra speed you can get with this thing? 00:01:24.001 --> 00:01:27.370 The car won't go flippin-floppin, whatever, it won't do it! 00:01:27.370 --> 00:01:28.659 Ian: You call that a spoiler? 00:01:28.659 --> 00:01:33.179 It's uh, it's a binder and...2 cups taped together. 00:01:38.850 --> 00:01:41.720 Car Seller: Look, the performance speaks for itself. 00:01:41.720 --> 00:01:44.160 Looks don't matter in this case. 00:01:44.160 --> 00:01:53.670 Car seller: Time for the interior, I'm going to let you sit in the drivers seat, So you feel how an actual race car driver, actually feels. 00:01:53.670 --> 00:01:56.564 All right, lets fire up this bad boy. 00:01:56.564 --> 00:02:01.530 (Ian Starts Car) Woohoo, feel the baby roar! 00:02:08.003 --> 00:02:10.169 Ian: Dude, what the hell was that?! 00:02:10.169 --> 00:02:15.801 Car Seller: It's a security measurer so that when thieves try to take your car, it'll stall and they can't get away fast. 00:02:15.801 --> 00:02:16.626 See what I mean? 00:02:16.626 --> 00:02:20.582 Ian: So I can't drive fast, and this is a fast car? 00:02:20.582 --> 00:02:21.331 car seller: No, no,no! 00:02:21.331 --> 00:02:24.559 I-It just doesn't start fast, so that people can't steal it. 00:02:24.559 --> 00:02:28.911 Ian: Right, all right well, whatever, lets just go. 00:02:28.911 --> 00:02:30.381 car seller: Alright, go ahead, start the car. 00:02:31.692 --> 00:02:34.181 Let's get out of here. 00:02:38.791 --> 00:02:42.982 Look in the back, we got a refrigerator that I got installed. 00:02:42.982 --> 00:02:46.543 How's that baby lookin', you want some cold refreshments? 00:02:46.543 --> 00:02:51.554 Ian: Well, it's just looks like, uh, a cooler back there, dude. 00:02:51.554 --> 00:02:53.673 Car Seller: No, dude, that's a refrigerator. 00:02:56.016 --> 00:02:59.653 HOLY CRAP! WE'RE GOING SO DAMN FAST, BRO!!!! 00:02:59.653 --> 00:03:03.225 Ian: It says we're going only about 25 miles per hour. 00:03:03.225 --> 00:03:06.586 car seller: Dude, in this car, you gotta multiply everything by 10. 00:03:06.586 --> 00:03:08.865 We're going at least 200 miles an hour. 00:03:11.499 --> 00:03:17.846 Check this out, take your hands off the steering wheel and close your eyes, let the car's computer do the driving for you. 00:03:17.846 --> 00:03:19.511 Ian: Ok, if you say so. 00:03:21.437 --> 00:03:22.450 Car Seller: Oh sh--t! 00:03:23.952 --> 00:03:26.028 Ian: Is this computer working? 00:03:26.028 --> 00:03:29.600 Because like, this thing seems like it's swerving back and forth. 00:03:29.600 --> 00:03:41.712 Car Seller: Yeah bro, this computer's doing perfect.Alright you do the driving now, the computer can only handle so much. 00:03:41.712 --> 00:03:43.150 Ian: Uh, ok. 00:03:43.150 --> 00:03:49.130 Uh, where did the spoiler go? 00:03:49.130 --> 00:03:56.711 Car Seller: Oh, dude, it retracts itself into the trunk, so that you can get more speed when you're going at uh, when you're going pretty fast. 00:04:01.665 --> 00:04:03.080 Car Seller: So, what d'ya think, bro? 00:04:03.080 --> 00:04:04.870 Only 800 bucks! 00:04:04.870 --> 00:04:11.533 Ian: You know, it's not that great of a car, I mean...Oh what the hell is that!? 00:04:12.537 --> 00:04:16.851 Ian: Oh my God, is that a cupholder?! 00:04:20.926 --> 00:04:22.167 Ian: I'll take it!