[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.29,0:00:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(car engine sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.66,0:00:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SHUT UP
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.42,0:00:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller (Anthony): Sup'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.34,0:00:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Hi, I'm here for the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.86,0:00:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw your car on the ad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.09,0:00:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm interested.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.81,0:00:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: Alright, dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.72,0:00:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just go 'round the side right here, and I'll drive it out alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.17,0:00:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.58,0:00:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: "Her ball"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.02,0:00:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: What the hell is "her ball" supposed to mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.13,0:00:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: Oh, dog, dude, dude let me go get some of the letters, they fall off.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.94,0:00:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, let me go get 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.97,0:01:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: The Fireball, ha ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.15,0:01:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, check out the decals, they're fireballs, that's where the car gets the name, they cost about 800 dollars each.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.25,0:01:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They give you 100 horsepower, each fireball.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.16,0:01:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: You think this is black paint?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.03,0:01:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it was forged by engineers, inside a volcano, in the lava.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.83,0:01:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: The spoiler, do you think how much extra speed you can get with this thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.00,0:01:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The car won't go flippin-floppin, whatever, it won't do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.37,0:01:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: You call that a spoiler?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.66,0:01:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's uh, it's a binder and...2 cups taped together.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.85,0:01:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: Look, the performance speaks for itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.72,0:01:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks don't matter in this case.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.16,0:01:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car seller: Time for the interior, I'm going to let you sit in the drivers seat, So you feel how an actual race car driver, actually feels.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.67,0:01:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, lets fire up this bad boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.56,0:02:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian Starts Car) Woohoo, feel the baby roar!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Dude, what the hell was that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.17,0:02:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: It's a security measurer so that when thieves try to take your car, it'll stall and they can't get away fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.80,0:02:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.63,0:02:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: So I can't drive fast, and this is a fast car?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.58,0:02:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,car seller: No, no,no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.33,0:02:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-It just doesn't start fast, so that people can't steal it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.56,0:02:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Right, all right well, whatever, lets just go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.91,0:02:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,car seller: Alright, go ahead, start the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.69,0:02:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.79,0:02:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look in the back, we got a refrigerator that I got installed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.98,0:02:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's that baby lookin', you want some cold refreshments?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.54,0:02:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Well, it's just looks like, uh, a cooler back there, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.55,0:02:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: No, dude, that's a refrigerator.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.02,0:02:59.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOLY CRAP! WE'RE GOING SO DAMN FAST, BRO!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.65,0:03:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: It says we're going only about 25 miles per hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.22,0:03:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,car seller: Dude, in this car, you gotta multiply everything by 10.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.59,0:03:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going at least 200 miles an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.50,0:03:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check this out, take your hands off the steering wheel and close your eyes, let the car's computer do the driving for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.85,0:03:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Ok, if you say so.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.44,0:03:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: Oh sh--t!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.95,0:03:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Is this computer working?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.03,0:03:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because like, this thing seems like it's swerving back and forth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.60,0:03:41.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: Yeah bro, this computer's doing perfect.Alright you do the driving now, the computer can only handle so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.71,0:03:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Uh, ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.15,0:03:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, where did the spoiler go?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.13,0:03:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: Oh, dude, it retracts itself into the trunk, so that you can get more speed when you're going at uh, when you're going pretty fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.66,0:04:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car Seller: So, what d'ya think, bro?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.08,0:04:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only 800 bucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.87,0:04:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: You know, it's not that great of a car, I mean...Oh what the hell is that!?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.54,0:04:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Oh my God, is that a cupholder?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.93,0:04:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: I'll take it!