1 00:00:00,288 --> 00:00:03,658 (car engine sounds) 2 00:00:03,658 --> 00:00:05,930 SHUT UP 3 00:00:29,419 --> 00:00:30,340 Car Seller (Anthony): Sup'? 4 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:31,862 Ian: Hi, I'm here for the car. 5 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:33,090 I saw your car on the ad. 6 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:33,811 I'm interested. 7 00:00:33,811 --> 00:00:34,719 Car Seller: Alright, dog. 8 00:00:34,719 --> 00:00:37,171 Just go 'round the side right here, and I'll drive it out alright? 9 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,172 Ian: Ok. 10 00:00:43,581 --> 00:00:44,981 Ian: "Her ball"? 11 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,133 Ian: What the hell is "her ball" supposed to mean? 12 00:00:53,133 --> 00:00:56,941 Car Seller: Oh, dog, dude, dude let me go get some of the letters, they fall off. 13 00:00:56,941 --> 00:00:57,968 Yeah, let me go get 'em. 14 00:00:57,968 --> 00:01:02,150 Car Seller: The Fireball, ha ha! 15 00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:09,251 First, check out the decals, they're fireballs, that's where the car gets the name, they cost about 800 dollars each. 16 00:01:09,251 --> 00:01:13,160 They give you 100 horsepower, each fireball. 17 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,031 Car Seller: You think this is black paint? 18 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:19,831 No, it was forged by engineers, inside a volcano, in the lava. 19 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:24,001 Car Seller: The spoiler, do you think how much extra speed you can get with this thing? 20 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,370 The car won't go flippin-floppin, whatever, it won't do it! 21 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:28,659 Ian: You call that a spoiler? 22 00:01:28,659 --> 00:01:33,179 It's uh, it's a binder and...2 cups taped together. 23 00:01:38,850 --> 00:01:41,720 Car Seller: Look, the performance speaks for itself. 24 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,160 Looks don't matter in this case. 25 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:53,670 Car seller: Time for the interior, I'm going to let you sit in the drivers seat, So you feel how an actual race car driver, actually feels. 26 00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:56,564 All right, lets fire up this bad boy. 27 00:01:56,564 --> 00:02:01,530 (Ian Starts Car) Woohoo, feel the baby roar! 28 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:10,169 Ian: Dude, what the hell was that?! 29 00:02:10,169 --> 00:02:15,801 Car Seller: It's a security measurer so that when thieves try to take your car, it'll stall and they can't get away fast. 30 00:02:15,801 --> 00:02:16,626 See what I mean? 31 00:02:16,626 --> 00:02:20,582 Ian: So I can't drive fast, and this is a fast car? 32 00:02:20,582 --> 00:02:21,331 car seller: No, no,no! 33 00:02:21,331 --> 00:02:24,559 I-It just doesn't start fast, so that people can't steal it. 34 00:02:24,559 --> 00:02:28,911 Ian: Right, all right well, whatever, lets just go. 35 00:02:28,911 --> 00:02:30,381 car seller: Alright, go ahead, start the car. 36 00:02:31,692 --> 00:02:34,181 Let's get out of here. 37 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:42,982 Look in the back, we got a refrigerator that I got installed. 38 00:02:42,982 --> 00:02:46,543 How's that baby lookin', you want some cold refreshments? 39 00:02:46,543 --> 00:02:51,554 Ian: Well, it's just looks like, uh, a cooler back there, dude. 40 00:02:51,554 --> 00:02:53,673 Car Seller: No, dude, that's a refrigerator. 41 00:02:56,016 --> 00:02:59,653 HOLY CRAP! WE'RE GOING SO DAMN FAST, BRO!!!! 42 00:02:59,653 --> 00:03:03,225 Ian: It says we're going only about 25 miles per hour. 43 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:06,586 car seller: Dude, in this car, you gotta multiply everything by 10. 44 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,865 We're going at least 200 miles an hour. 45 00:03:11,499 --> 00:03:17,846 Check this out, take your hands off the steering wheel and close your eyes, let the car's computer do the driving for you. 46 00:03:17,846 --> 00:03:19,511 Ian: Ok, if you say so. 47 00:03:21,437 --> 00:03:22,450 Car Seller: Oh sh--t! 48 00:03:23,952 --> 00:03:26,028 Ian: Is this computer working? 49 00:03:26,028 --> 00:03:29,600 Because like, this thing seems like it's swerving back and forth. 50 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:41,712 Car Seller: Yeah bro, this computer's doing perfect.Alright you do the driving now, the computer can only handle so much. 51 00:03:41,712 --> 00:03:43,150 Ian: Uh, ok. 52 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:49,130 Uh, where did the spoiler go? 53 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:56,711 Car Seller: Oh, dude, it retracts itself into the trunk, so that you can get more speed when you're going at uh, when you're going pretty fast. 54 00:04:01,665 --> 00:04:03,080 Car Seller: So, what d'ya think, bro? 55 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,870 Only 800 bucks! 56 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:11,533 Ian: You know, it's not that great of a car, I mean...Oh what the hell is that!? 57 00:04:12,537 --> 00:04:16,851 Ian: Oh my God, is that a cupholder?! 58 00:04:20,926 --> 00:04:22,167 Ian: I'll take it!