WEBVTT 00:00:11.371 --> 00:00:13.028 Your girls are back 00:00:22.718 --> 00:00:24.433 We’re home for Thanksgiving y’all 00:00:24.433 --> 00:00:26.750 And our parents are real happy to see us 00:00:26.750 --> 00:00:28.948 So they’re gonna treat us like queens 00:00:28.948 --> 00:00:30.965 This may be their house 00:00:30.965 --> 00:00:34.411 But for the next four days We’re about to run this bitch 00:00:35.011 --> 00:00:39.745 Walk in the door, hand my bag to the valet In case you’re wondering - it’s my daddy 00:00:39.745 --> 00:00:44.378 Head straight to the fridge like a boss yo Hell yeah - my mom went to Costco 00:00:44.378 --> 00:00:48.530 It ain’t my house but I’ll tear it up Got a plate real dirty, won’t clean it up 00:00:48.530 --> 00:00:50.996 Then I roll up to the washer, laundry game on lock 00:00:50.996 --> 00:00:53.461 Gonna do a whole load for just one sock 00:00:53.461 --> 00:00:57.762 Cuz I’m a back home baller If I want something I just holler 00:00:57.762 --> 00:01:02.448 I do what I want and I get what I want Cuz my parents miss their daughter 00:01:02.448 --> 00:01:06.780 This whole damn house is a shrine to me Cuz everybody here’s obsessed with me 00:01:06.780 --> 00:01:09.080 My second grade drawings are framed like Picasso’s 00:01:09.080 --> 00:01:11.729 If I say “mom, tacos” my mom will make tacos 00:01:11.729 --> 00:01:16.132 We always see a movie but it can’t be odd So we settle for Penguins or Madagascar 00:01:16.132 --> 00:01:18.262 And as a nice gesture I bought all the tickets 00:01:18.262 --> 00:01:20.760 Psych - not a chance! My dad freakin’ did it 00:01:20.760 --> 00:01:23.078 When my mom needs help I pretend to be nappin’ 00:01:23.078 --> 00:01:25.412 Even though I can hear all that is happening 00:01:25.412 --> 00:01:27.659 It sounds like she really needs help in the kitchen 00:01:27.659 --> 00:01:30.144 But if she thinks I’m moving, then that bitch be trippin’ 00:01:30.144 --> 00:01:34.191 I’m a back home baller And grandma says I look taller 00:01:34.191 --> 00:01:39.024 They wait on me like I’m sickly That’s the life of a back home baller 00:01:39.024 --> 00:01:42.258 Taking out the thrash when my neighbours spot me 00:01:42.258 --> 00:01:43.658 They swarm around me like my own paparazzi 00:01:43.658 --> 00:01:45.991 Talking and stalking they can’t get enough of me 00:01:45.991 --> 00:01:48.555 Wondering, questioning what’s going on with me 00:01:48.555 --> 00:01:53.140 “So what’s going on with you?” “Uh… The same?” 00:01:56.672 --> 00:01:58.591 “Okay, Jean… Bye…” 00:02:05.795 --> 00:02:07.794 Once everyone’s in bed I go insane 00:02:07.794 --> 00:02:12.210 Heroin, marijuana, crack cocaine Are not what I want I want cheese on chips 00:02:12.210 --> 00:02:14.578 And to put on some very own crisp white strips 00:02:14.578 --> 00:02:18.993 Getting free wi-fi like a dope ass hoe The password starts with seventeen O’s 00:02:29.392 --> 00:02:32.524 Hold up, y’all don’t even know how hip it is at my mom’s house 00:02:32.524 --> 00:02:36.142 That bitch puts out so many bowls of things for me, it’s insane 00:02:36.142 --> 00:02:39.491 I’m up to my ass in bowls, bowls, all types of bowls 00:02:39.491 --> 00:02:41.905 Chips and mints and seashell bowls 00:02:41.905 --> 00:02:46.307 My mom’s got a bowl for anything Potpourri and nuts and err-thang 00:02:46.307 --> 00:02:50.974 Bowl on the toilet, bowl on the shelf Bowl of M&M’s, I can’t help myself 00:02:50.974 --> 00:02:53.892 She puts out these bowls for me And any bowl I like I get for free 00:02:53.892 --> 00:03:00.158 Cuz I’m a back home baller In pajamas that cost 10 dollars 00:03:00.158 --> 00:03:02.493 Tell my mother that I love her more than any freaking other 00:03:02.493 --> 00:03:05.660 That’s the life of a back home baller 00:03:06.025 --> 00:03:07.407 Damn straight y’all! 00:03:07.643 --> 00:03:09.758 Love y’all mom and dad, we out 00:03:10.175 --> 00:03:13.691 See you in a month for Christmas, we doing this all again