1 00:00:11,371 --> 00:00:13,028 Your girls are back 2 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,433 We’re home for Thanksgiving y’all 3 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:26,750 And our parents are real happy to see us 4 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:28,948 So they’re gonna treat us like queens 5 00:00:28,948 --> 00:00:30,965 This may be their house 6 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:34,411 But for the next four days We’re about to run this bitch 7 00:00:35,011 --> 00:00:39,745 Walk in the door, hand my bag to the valet In case you’re wondering - it’s my daddy 8 00:00:39,745 --> 00:00:44,378 Head straight to the fridge like a boss yo Hell yeah - my mom went to Costco 9 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:48,530 It ain’t my house but I’ll tear it up Got a plate real dirty, won’t clean it up 10 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,996 Then I roll up to the washer, laundry game on lock 11 00:00:50,996 --> 00:00:53,461 Gonna do a whole load for just one sock 12 00:00:53,461 --> 00:00:57,762 Cuz I’m a back home baller If I want something I just holler 13 00:00:57,762 --> 00:01:02,448 I do what I want and I get what I want Cuz my parents miss their daughter 14 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:06,780 This whole damn house is a shrine to me Cuz everybody here’s obsessed with me 15 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:09,080 My second grade drawings are framed like Picasso’s 16 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,729 If I say “mom, tacos” my mom will make tacos 17 00:01:11,729 --> 00:01:16,132 We always see a movie but it can’t be odd So we settle for Penguins or Madagascar 18 00:01:16,132 --> 00:01:18,262 And as a nice gesture I bought all the tickets 19 00:01:18,262 --> 00:01:20,760 Psych - not a chance! My dad freakin’ did it 20 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,078 When my mom needs help I pretend to be nappin’ 21 00:01:23,078 --> 00:01:25,412 Even though I can hear all that is happening 22 00:01:25,412 --> 00:01:27,659 It sounds like she really needs help in the kitchen 23 00:01:27,659 --> 00:01:30,144 But if she thinks I’m moving, then that bitch be trippin’ 24 00:01:30,144 --> 00:01:34,191 I’m a back home baller And grandma says I look taller 25 00:01:34,191 --> 00:01:39,024 They wait on me like I’m sickly That’s the life of a back home baller 26 00:01:39,024 --> 00:01:42,258 Taking out the thrash when my neighbours spot me 27 00:01:42,258 --> 00:01:43,658 They swarm around me like my own paparazzi 28 00:01:43,658 --> 00:01:45,991 Talking and stalking they can’t get enough of me 29 00:01:45,991 --> 00:01:48,555 Wondering, questioning what’s going on with me 30 00:01:48,555 --> 00:01:53,140 “So what’s going on with you?” “Uh… The same?” 31 00:01:56,672 --> 00:01:58,591 “Okay, Jean… Bye…” 32 00:02:05,795 --> 00:02:07,794 Once everyone’s in bed I go insane 33 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:12,210 Heroin, marijuana, crack cocaine Are not what I want I want cheese on chips 34 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:14,578 And to put on some very own crisp white strips 35 00:02:14,578 --> 00:02:18,993 Getting free wi-fi like a dope ass hoe The password starts with seventeen O’s 36 00:02:29,392 --> 00:02:32,524 Hold up, y’all don’t even know how hip it is at my mom’s house 37 00:02:32,524 --> 00:02:36,142 That bitch puts out so many bowls of things for me, it’s insane 38 00:02:36,142 --> 00:02:39,491 I’m up to my ass in bowls, bowls, all types of bowls 39 00:02:39,491 --> 00:02:41,905 Chips and mints and seashell bowls 40 00:02:41,905 --> 00:02:46,307 My mom’s got a bowl for anything Potpourri and nuts and err-thang 41 00:02:46,307 --> 00:02:50,974 Bowl on the toilet, bowl on the shelf Bowl of M&M’s, I can’t help myself 42 00:02:50,974 --> 00:02:53,892 She puts out these bowls for me And any bowl I like I get for free 43 00:02:53,892 --> 00:03:00,158 Cuz I’m a back home baller In pajamas that cost 10 dollars 44 00:03:00,158 --> 00:03:02,493 Tell my mother that I love her more than any freaking other 45 00:03:02,493 --> 00:03:05,660 That’s the life of a back home baller 46 00:03:06,025 --> 00:03:07,407 Damn straight y’all! 47 00:03:07,643 --> 00:03:09,758 Love y’all mom and dad, we out 48 00:03:10,175 --> 00:03:13,691 See you in a month for Christmas, we doing this all again