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Your girls are back

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We’re home for Thanksgiving y’all

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And our parents are real happy to see us

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So they’re gonna treat us like queens

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This may be their house

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But for the next four days
We’re about to run this bitch

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Walk in the door, hand my bag to the valet
In case you’re wondering - it’s my daddy

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Head straight to the fridge like a boss yo
Hell yeah - my mom went to Costco

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It ain’t my house but I’ll tear it up
Got a plate real dirty, won’t clean it up

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Then I roll up to the washer, 
laundry game on lock

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Gonna do a whole load for just one sock

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Cuz I’m a back home baller
If I want something I just holler

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I do what I want and I get what I want
Cuz my parents miss their daughter

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This whole damn house is a shrine to me
Cuz everybody here’s obsessed with me

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My second grade drawings 
are framed like Picasso’s

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If I say “mom, tacos” 
my mom will make tacos

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We always see a movie but it can’t be odd
So we settle for Penguins or Madagascar

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And as a nice gesture 
I bought all the tickets

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Psych - not a chance! 
My dad freakin’ did it

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When my mom needs help 
I pretend to be nappin’

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Even though I can hear 
all that is happening

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It sounds like she really 
needs help in the kitchen

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But if she thinks I’m moving, 
then that bitch be trippin’

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I’m a back home baller
And grandma says I look taller

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They wait on me like I’m sickly
That’s the life of a back home baller

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Taking out the thrash 
when my neighbours spot me

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They swarm around me 
like my own paparazzi

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Talking and stalking 
they can’t get enough of me

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Wondering, questioning 
what’s going on with me

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“So what’s going on with you?”
“Uh… The same?”

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“Okay, Jean… Bye…”

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Once everyone’s in bed I go insane

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Heroin, marijuana, crack cocaine
Are not what I want I want cheese on chips

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And to put on some very own 
crisp white strips

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Getting free wi-fi like a dope ass hoe
The password starts with seventeen O’s

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Hold up, y’all don’t even know 
how hip it is at my mom’s house

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That bitch puts out so many bowls 
of things for me, it’s insane

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I’m up to my ass in bowls, bowls, 
all types of bowls

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Chips and mints and seashell bowls

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My mom’s got a bowl for anything
Potpourri and nuts and err-thang

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Bowl on the toilet, bowl on the shelf
Bowl of M&M’s, I can’t help myself

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She puts out these bowls for me
And any bowl I like I get for free

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Cuz I’m a back home baller
In pajamas that cost 10 dollars

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Tell my mother that I love her more
than any freaking other

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That’s the life of a back home baller

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Damn straight y’all!

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Love y’all mom and dad, we out

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See you in a month for Christmas, 
we doing this all again