0:00:11.371,0:00:13.028 Your girls are back 0:00:22.718,0:00:24.433 We’re home for Thanksgiving y’all 0:00:24.433,0:00:26.750 And our parents are real happy to see us 0:00:26.750,0:00:28.948 So they’re gonna treat us like queens 0:00:28.948,0:00:30.965 This may be their house 0:00:30.965,0:00:34.411 But for the next four days[br]We’re about to run this bitch 0:00:35.011,0:00:39.745 Walk in the door, hand my bag to the valet[br]In case you’re wondering - it’s my daddy 0:00:39.745,0:00:44.378 Head straight to the fridge like a boss yo[br]Hell yeah - my mom went to Costco 0:00:44.378,0:00:48.530 It ain’t my house but I’ll tear it up[br]Got a plate real dirty, won’t clean it up 0:00:48.530,0:00:50.996 Then I roll up to the washer, [br]laundry game on lock 0:00:50.996,0:00:53.461 Gonna do a whole load for just one sock 0:00:53.461,0:00:57.762 Cuz I’m a back home baller[br]If I want something I just holler 0:00:57.762,0:01:02.448 I do what I want and I get what I want[br]Cuz my parents miss their daughter 0:01:02.448,0:01:06.780 This whole damn house is a shrine to me[br]Cuz everybody here’s obsessed with me 0:01:06.780,0:01:09.080 My second grade drawings [br]are framed like Picasso’s 0:01:09.080,0:01:11.729 If I say “mom, tacos” [br]my mom will make tacos 0:01:11.729,0:01:16.132 We always see a movie but it can’t be odd[br]So we settle for Penguins or Madagascar 0:01:16.132,0:01:18.262 And as a nice gesture [br]I bought all the tickets 0:01:18.262,0:01:20.760 Psych - not a chance! [br]My dad freakin’ did it 0:01:20.760,0:01:23.078 When my mom needs help [br]I pretend to be nappin’ 0:01:23.078,0:01:25.412 Even though I can hear [br]all that is happening 0:01:25.412,0:01:27.659 It sounds like she really [br]needs help in the kitchen 0:01:27.659,0:01:30.144 But if she thinks I’m moving, [br]then that bitch be trippin’ 0:01:30.144,0:01:34.191 I’m a back home baller[br]And grandma says I look taller 0:01:34.191,0:01:39.024 They wait on me like I’m sickly[br]That’s the life of a back home baller 0:01:39.024,0:01:42.258 Taking out the thrash [br]when my neighbours spot me 0:01:42.258,0:01:43.658 They swarm around me [br]like my own paparazzi 0:01:43.658,0:01:45.991 Talking and stalking [br]they can’t get enough of me 0:01:45.991,0:01:48.555 Wondering, questioning [br]what’s going on with me 0:01:48.555,0:01:53.140 “So what’s going on with you?”[br]“Uh… The same?” 0:01:56.672,0:01:58.591 “Okay, Jean… Bye…” 0:02:05.795,0:02:07.794 Once everyone’s in bed I go insane 0:02:07.794,0:02:12.210 Heroin, marijuana, crack cocaine[br]Are not what I want I want cheese on chips 0:02:12.210,0:02:14.578 And to put on some very own [br]crisp white strips 0:02:14.578,0:02:18.993 Getting free wi-fi like a dope ass hoe[br]The password starts with seventeen O’s 0:02:29.392,0:02:32.524 Hold up, y’all don’t even know [br]how hip it is at my mom’s house 0:02:32.524,0:02:36.142 That bitch puts out so many bowls [br]of things for me, it’s insane 0:02:36.142,0:02:39.491 I’m up to my ass in bowls, bowls, [br]all types of bowls 0:02:39.491,0:02:41.905 Chips and mints and seashell bowls 0:02:41.905,0:02:46.307 My mom’s got a bowl for anything[br]Potpourri and nuts and err-thang 0:02:46.307,0:02:50.974 Bowl on the toilet, bowl on the shelf[br]Bowl of M&M’s, I can’t help myself 0:02:50.974,0:02:53.892 She puts out these bowls for me[br]And any bowl I like I get for free 0:02:53.892,0:03:00.158 Cuz I’m a back home baller[br]In pajamas that cost 10 dollars 0:03:00.158,0:03:02.493 Tell my mother that I love her more[br]than any freaking other 0:03:02.493,0:03:05.660 That’s the life of a back home baller 0:03:06.025,0:03:07.407 Damn straight y’all! 0:03:07.643,0:03:09.758 Love y’all mom and dad, we out 0:03:10.175,0:03:13.691 See you in a month for Christmas, [br]we doing this all again