Would you eat them baked or roasted?

Over-easy? Poached? Or toasted?

Ew.

Would you eat them creamed or scrambled?

Shurbed or deviled? Whipped or frambled?

Would you eat them on my hat?

I would not, could not, that is that.

Sam-I-Am...!? As a favor to me...!

GO AWAY AND LET ME BE!

Green eggs and ham.
I've always said:

"Taste better standing on my head."

Mmm, yummy.
Thank you.

It's good to try out something new.

And Sam, I learned that all from you!

Why, thank you.