*Buttons beeping*
Girl's voice: Hello. Deuce: Is this Ruth? Ruth: Yeah, I'll be right down. GOD DAMMIT!
Deuce: Nice Day Huh? Ruth: Yeah. SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**.
Deuce: Jeeze, you ok?Ruth: I'm sorry, I have Tourette Syndrome and it causes me to have these uncontrollable
outbursts. Deuce: It's not so bad. Ruth: Yeah, it's ok. I mean, you get used to it. BALLSWEAT, ANUS.
You know, there are some places I can't goAT NIPPLE BITER.
Deuce: What are you talking about? I barely notice it. Ruth: SCROTUM!
I just can't go near places like churches, VULVA, elementary schools, JIZZTRAP, pretty much anywhere.
FART, DILDO BIG BIG TITTIES. S**T WHORE.
Deuce: Let's put the top up. I'll put on the air conditioning.
Ruth: You probably want to take me home don't you?
No. Hey, I have an idea.