WEBVTT 00:00:01.267 --> 00:00:03.735 [school bell rings] 00:00:03.735 --> 00:00:05.071 [indistinct chatter] 00:00:05.071 --> 00:00:07.106 OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. 00:00:07.106 --> 00:00:08.908 SETTLE DOWN. 00:00:08.908 --> 00:00:10.943 THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. 00:00:10.943 --> 00:00:14.747 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? 00:00:14.747 --> 00:00:16.548 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 00:00:16.548 --> 00:00:19.385 WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. 00:00:19.385 --> 00:00:21.754 HE'S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, 00:00:21.754 --> 00:00:24.557 AND HE'S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, 00:00:24.557 --> 00:00:27.694 AND HE'S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO TALK TO YOU 00:00:27.694 --> 00:00:29.729 ABOUT LIFE CHOICES. 00:00:29.729 --> 00:00:32.765 SO, PLEASE, GIVE A WARM CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME 00:00:32.765 --> 00:00:34.967 TO DONNIE HERRERA. 00:00:34.967 --> 00:00:37.937 [applause] 00:00:46.612 --> 00:00:48.247 - I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU... 00:00:48.247 --> 00:00:51.250 [melancholy piano music] 00:00:51.250 --> 00:00:53.920 JUST LIKE YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU. 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:57.289 USED TO CLOWN AROUND... 00:00:57.289 --> 00:01:00.460 MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL... 00:01:00.460 --> 00:01:02.261 PUT MILK ON MY HEAD, 00:01:02.261 --> 00:01:06.232 JUST LIKE YOU, RODRIGUEZ. 00:01:06.232 --> 00:01:08.935 AND THEN... 00:01:08.935 --> 00:01:12.772 I GOT HIT WITH AIDS. 00:01:12.772 --> 00:01:15.809 CONSEQUENCES. 00:01:15.809 --> 00:01:20.746 GOT INTO SOME REAL TROUBLE, BOY. 00:01:20.746 --> 00:01:23.616 STOLE FROM MY MOM AND DAD... 00:01:23.616 --> 00:01:26.085 STOLE FROM MY OWN SISTER! 00:01:26.085 --> 00:01:29.255 AND THEN ONE DAY... 00:01:29.255 --> 00:01:30.823 A PIANO FELL ON MY HEAD. 00:01:30.823 --> 00:01:34.994 - WHAT? - CONSEQUENCES. 00:01:34.994 --> 00:01:36.663 - I FEEL LIKE HE MISSED A STEP THERE. 00:01:36.663 --> 00:01:38.464 - GAVE ME 88 CONCUSSIONS, 00:01:38.464 --> 00:01:40.333 ONE FOR EACH KEY. 00:01:40.333 --> 00:01:43.603 YOU'D THINK I'M LEARNING, BUT, NO. 00:01:43.603 --> 00:01:45.204 SEE, I'M JUST LIKE YOU. 00:01:45.204 --> 00:01:46.772 I GOT BACK OUT THERE, 00:01:46.772 --> 00:01:51.210 STARTED MAKING SOME REAL CRIMES, HOMEBOY. 00:01:51.210 --> 00:01:52.945 OH, YEAH. 00:01:52.945 --> 00:01:54.814 OH, YEAH. 00:01:54.814 --> 00:01:57.883 AND THEN... 00:01:57.883 --> 00:01:59.685 I GOT TRAMPLED BY A HERD OF BUFFALO. 00:01:59.685 --> 00:02:02.888 - WHAT? - CONSEQUENCES. 00:02:02.888 --> 00:02:05.224 - OKAY, DONNIE, I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH. 00:02:05.224 --> 00:02:07.660 - NOT DONE WITH MY STORY! 00:02:09.729 --> 00:02:11.364 I WAS LIKE YOU! 00:02:11.364 --> 00:02:13.733 I DECIDED IT'D BE COOL 00:02:13.733 --> 00:02:16.569 TO HANG OUT WITH SOME OF THE TOUGH KIDS. 00:02:16.569 --> 00:02:19.005 MM. YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. 00:02:19.005 --> 00:02:23.208 THEY WERE HANGING ON THE STREETS LATE AT NIGHT. 00:02:23.208 --> 00:02:27.012 MORE THAN CIGARETTE SMOKERS, HOMES. 00:02:27.012 --> 00:02:29.415 AND THEN... 00:02:29.415 --> 00:02:32.885 ONE DAY I GOT SHOT OUT OF A CATAPULT. 00:02:32.885 --> 00:02:34.586 - THAT'S IT. OKAY. 00:02:34.586 --> 00:02:36.055 - INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON! 00:02:36.055 --> 00:02:38.257 - STUDENTS, EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD HERE TODAY IS A LIE. 00:02:38.257 --> 00:02:39.558 - I DON'T LIE ANYMORE. 00:02:39.558 --> 00:02:41.494 - YOU'RE ALL EXCUSED. 00:02:43.696 --> 00:02:45.765 - LOOK AT ME! - PLEASE, I APOLOGIZE. 00:02:45.765 --> 00:02:47.733 - I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE! 00:02:47.733 --> 00:02:49.435 - THANK YOU, AURELIO. 00:02:49.435 --> 00:02:50.536 I APOLOGIZE, DENISE. 00:02:50.536 --> 00:02:52.238 - SO I GOT REALLY DEEP INTO CRIME. 00:02:52.238 --> 00:02:56.008 I DID A DRIVE-BY AT MY OWN DAUGHTER'SQUINCEAÑERA! 00:02:56.008 --> 00:02:59.712 YEAH, SHOT UP EVERYBODY-- DEAD, KILLED! 00:02:59.712 --> 00:03:01.580 YEAH! 00:03:01.580 --> 00:03:03.283 YEAH! 00:03:03.283 --> 00:03:04.951 THEN I GOT SUCKED INTO A WORMHOLE. 00:03:04.951 --> 00:03:06.085 CONSEQUENCES. 00:03:06.085 --> 00:03:08.086 - THAT'S IT. OKAY. EVERYBODY GO. 00:03:08.086 --> 00:03:09.889 - I WAS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, 00:03:09.889 --> 00:03:12.057 TRIED TO INTRODUCE MY OWN PARENTS TO EACH OTHER. 00:03:12.057 --> 00:03:14.294 ALMOST FAILED. ARM WAS DISAPPEARING. 00:03:14.294 --> 00:03:15.761 - I'VE HAD IT. 00:03:15.761 --> 00:03:17.696 - I INVENTEDJOHNNY B. GOODE■ AT MY PARENTS' PROM, 00:03:17.696 --> 00:03:20.299 AND AT THE LAST MOMENT, THEY KISSED, AND IT CAME BACK. 00:03:20.299 --> 00:03:22.234 - THE FASTER WE GET AWAY FROM HIM, THE BETTER. 00:03:22.234 --> 00:03:24.103 - BUT NOBODY BELIEVE ME! 00:03:24.103 --> 00:03:26.539 WHERE'S MY CRACK? WHERE'S MY CRACK? 00:03:26.539 --> 00:03:28.608 OH. 00:03:28.608 --> 00:03:31.277 [booming crash] 00:03:31.277 --> 00:03:32.445 OH! 00:03:32.445 --> 00:03:34.781 CONSEQUENCES!