1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:03,735 [school bell rings] 2 00:00:03,735 --> 00:00:05,071 [indistinct chatter] 3 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:07,106 OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. 4 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:08,908 SETTLE DOWN. 5 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,943 THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. 6 00:00:10,943 --> 00:00:14,747 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? 7 00:00:14,747 --> 00:00:16,548 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 8 00:00:16,548 --> 00:00:19,385 WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. 9 00:00:19,385 --> 00:00:21,754 HE'S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, 10 00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:24,557 AND HE'S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, 11 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:27,694 AND HE'S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO TALK TO YOU 12 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,729 ABOUT LIFE CHOICES. 13 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:32,765 SO, PLEASE, GIVE A WARM CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME 14 00:00:32,765 --> 00:00:34,967 TO DONNIE HERRERA. 15 00:00:34,967 --> 00:00:37,937 [applause] 16 00:00:46,612 --> 00:00:48,247 - I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU... 17 00:00:48,247 --> 00:00:51,250 [melancholy piano music] 18 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:53,920 JUST LIKE YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU. 19 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,289 USED TO CLOWN AROUND... 20 00:00:57,289 --> 00:01:00,460 MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL... 21 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,261 PUT MILK ON MY HEAD, 22 00:01:02,261 --> 00:01:06,232 JUST LIKE YOU, RODRIGUEZ. 23 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,935 AND THEN... 24 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:12,772 I GOT HIT WITH AIDS. 25 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:15,809 CONSEQUENCES. 26 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:20,746 GOT INTO SOME REAL TROUBLE, BOY. 27 00:01:20,746 --> 00:01:23,616 STOLE FROM MY MOM AND DAD... 28 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:26,085 STOLE FROM MY OWN SISTER! 29 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:29,255 AND THEN ONE DAY... 30 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,823 A PIANO FELL ON MY HEAD. 31 00:01:30,823 --> 00:01:34,994 - WHAT? - CONSEQUENCES. 32 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:36,663 - I FEEL LIKE HE MISSED A STEP THERE. 33 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:38,464 - GAVE ME 88 CONCUSSIONS, 34 00:01:38,464 --> 00:01:40,333 ONE FOR EACH KEY. 35 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:43,603 YOU'D THINK I'M LEARNING, BUT, NO. 36 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,204 SEE, I'M JUST LIKE YOU. 37 00:01:45,204 --> 00:01:46,772 I GOT BACK OUT THERE, 38 00:01:46,772 --> 00:01:51,210 STARTED MAKING SOME REAL CRIMES, HOMEBOY. 39 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:52,945 OH, YEAH. 40 00:01:52,945 --> 00:01:54,814 OH, YEAH. 41 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,883 AND THEN... 42 00:01:57,883 --> 00:01:59,685 I GOT TRAMPLED BY A HERD OF BUFFALO. 43 00:01:59,685 --> 00:02:02,888 - WHAT? - CONSEQUENCES. 44 00:02:02,888 --> 00:02:05,224 - OKAY, DONNIE, I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH. 45 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:07,660 - NOT DONE WITH MY STORY! 46 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,364 I WAS LIKE YOU! 47 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:13,733 I DECIDED IT'D BE COOL 48 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:16,569 TO HANG OUT WITH SOME OF THE TOUGH KIDS. 49 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:19,005 MM. YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. 50 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:23,208 THEY WERE HANGING ON THE STREETS LATE AT NIGHT. 51 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:27,012 MORE THAN CIGARETTE SMOKERS, HOMES. 52 00:02:27,012 --> 00:02:29,415 AND THEN... 53 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:32,885 ONE DAY I GOT SHOT OUT OF A CATAPULT. 54 00:02:32,885 --> 00:02:34,586 - THAT'S IT. OKAY. 55 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:36,055 - INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON! 56 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,257 - STUDENTS, EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD HERE TODAY IS A LIE. 57 00:02:38,257 --> 00:02:39,558 - I DON'T LIE ANYMORE. 58 00:02:39,558 --> 00:02:41,494 - YOU'RE ALL EXCUSED. 59 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:45,765 - LOOK AT ME! - PLEASE, I APOLOGIZE. 60 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,733 - I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE! 61 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:49,435 - THANK YOU, AURELIO. 62 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,536 I APOLOGIZE, DENISE. 63 00:02:50,536 --> 00:02:52,238 - SO I GOT REALLY DEEP INTO CRIME. 64 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:56,008 I DID A DRIVE-BY AT MY OWN DAUGHTER'SQUINCEAÑERA! 65 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:59,712 YEAH, SHOT UP EVERYBODY-- DEAD, KILLED! 66 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:01,580 YEAH! 67 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,283 YEAH! 68 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,951 THEN I GOT SUCKED INTO A WORMHOLE. 69 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,085 CONSEQUENCES. 70 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,086 - THAT'S IT. OKAY. EVERYBODY GO. 71 00:03:08,086 --> 00:03:09,889 - I WAS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, 72 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:12,057 TRIED TO INTRODUCE MY OWN PARENTS TO EACH OTHER. 73 00:03:12,057 --> 00:03:14,294 ALMOST FAILED. ARM WAS DISAPPEARING. 74 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:15,761 - I'VE HAD IT. 75 00:03:15,761 --> 00:03:17,696 - I INVENTEDJOHNNY B. GOODE■ AT MY PARENTS' PROM, 76 00:03:17,696 --> 00:03:20,299 AND AT THE LAST MOMENT, THEY KISSED, AND IT CAME BACK. 77 00:03:20,299 --> 00:03:22,234 - THE FASTER WE GET AWAY FROM HIM, THE BETTER. 78 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:24,103 - BUT NOBODY BELIEVE ME! 79 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:26,539 WHERE'S MY CRACK? WHERE'S MY CRACK? 80 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,608 OH. 81 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,277 [booming crash] 82 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:32,445 OH! 83 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,781 CONSEQUENCES!