0:00:01.267,0:00:03.735 [school bell rings] 0:00:03.735,0:00:05.071 [indistinct chatter] 0:00:05.071,0:00:07.106 OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. 0:00:07.106,0:00:08.908 SETTLE DOWN. 0:00:08.908,0:00:10.943 THAT INCLUDES YOU,[br]MR. RODRIGUEZ. 0:00:10.943,0:00:14.747 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK[br]CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? 0:00:14.747,0:00:16.548 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 0:00:16.548,0:00:19.385 WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. 0:00:19.385,0:00:21.754 HE'S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, 0:00:21.754,0:00:24.557 AND HE'S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, 0:00:24.557,0:00:27.694 AND HE'S COMING HERE[br]THIS MORNING TO TALK TO YOU 0:00:27.694,0:00:29.729 ABOUT LIFE CHOICES. 0:00:29.729,0:00:32.765 SO, PLEASE, GIVE A WARM[br]CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME 0:00:32.765,0:00:34.967 TO DONNIE HERRERA. 0:00:34.967,0:00:37.937 [applause] 0:00:46.612,0:00:48.247 - I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU... 0:00:48.247,0:00:51.250 [melancholy piano music] 0:00:51.250,0:00:53.920 JUST LIKE YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU. 0:00:53.920,0:00:57.289 USED TO CLOWN AROUND... 0:00:57.289,0:01:00.460 MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL... 0:01:00.460,0:01:02.261 PUT MILK ON MY HEAD, 0:01:02.261,0:01:06.232 JUST LIKE YOU, RODRIGUEZ. 0:01:06.232,0:01:08.935 AND THEN... 0:01:08.935,0:01:12.772 I GOT HIT WITH AIDS. 0:01:12.772,0:01:15.809 CONSEQUENCES. 0:01:15.809,0:01:20.746 GOT INTO SOME[br]REAL TROUBLE, BOY. 0:01:20.746,0:01:23.616 STOLE FROM MY MOM AND DAD... 0:01:23.616,0:01:26.085 STOLE FROM MY OWN SISTER! 0:01:26.085,0:01:29.255 AND THEN ONE DAY... 0:01:29.255,0:01:30.823 A PIANO FELL ON MY HEAD. 0:01:30.823,0:01:34.994 - WHAT?[br]- CONSEQUENCES. 0:01:34.994,0:01:36.663 - I FEEL LIKE[br]HE MISSED A STEP THERE. 0:01:36.663,0:01:38.464 - GAVE ME 88 CONCUSSIONS, 0:01:38.464,0:01:40.333 ONE FOR EACH KEY. 0:01:40.333,0:01:43.603 YOU'D THINK I'M LEARNING,[br]BUT, NO. 0:01:43.603,0:01:45.204 SEE, I'M JUST LIKE YOU. 0:01:45.204,0:01:46.772 I GOT BACK OUT THERE, 0:01:46.772,0:01:51.210 STARTED MAKING[br]SOME REAL CRIMES, HOMEBOY. 0:01:51.210,0:01:52.945 OH, YEAH. 0:01:52.945,0:01:54.814 OH, YEAH. 0:01:54.814,0:01:57.883 AND THEN... 0:01:57.883,0:01:59.685 I GOT TRAMPLED[br]BY A HERD OF BUFFALO. 0:01:59.685,0:02:02.888 - WHAT?[br]- CONSEQUENCES. 0:02:02.888,0:02:05.224 - OKAY, DONNIE,[br]I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH. 0:02:05.224,0:02:07.660 - NOT DONE WITH MY STORY! 0:02:09.729,0:02:11.364 I WAS LIKE YOU! 0:02:11.364,0:02:13.733 I DECIDED IT'D BE COOL 0:02:13.733,0:02:16.569 TO HANG OUT[br]WITH SOME OF THE TOUGH KIDS. 0:02:16.569,0:02:19.005 MM. YOU KNOW[br]WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. 0:02:19.005,0:02:23.208 THEY WERE HANGING[br]ON THE STREETS LATE AT NIGHT. 0:02:23.208,0:02:27.012 MORE THAN[br]CIGARETTE SMOKERS, HOMES. 0:02:27.012,0:02:29.415 AND THEN... 0:02:29.415,0:02:32.885 ONE DAY I GOT SHOT[br]OUT OF A CATAPULT. 0:02:32.885,0:02:34.586 - THAT'S IT.[br]OKAY. 0:02:34.586,0:02:36.055 - INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON! 0:02:36.055,0:02:38.257 - STUDENTS, EVERYTHING YOU'VE[br]HEARD HERE TODAY IS A LIE. 0:02:38.257,0:02:39.558 - I DON'T LIE ANYMORE. 0:02:39.558,0:02:41.494 - YOU'RE ALL EXCUSED. 0:02:43.696,0:02:45.765 - LOOK AT ME![br]- PLEASE, I APOLOGIZE. 0:02:45.765,0:02:47.733 - I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE! 0:02:47.733,0:02:49.435 - THANK YOU, AURELIO. 0:02:49.435,0:02:50.536 I APOLOGIZE, DENISE. 0:02:50.536,0:02:52.238 - SO I GOT REALLY DEEP[br]INTO CRIME. 0:02:52.238,0:02:56.008 I DID A DRIVE-BY AT MY OWN[br]DAUGHTER'SQUINCEAÑERA! 0:02:56.008,0:02:59.712 YEAH, SHOT UP EVERYBODY--[br]DEAD, KILLED! 0:02:59.712,0:03:01.580 YEAH! 0:03:01.580,0:03:03.283 YEAH! 0:03:03.283,0:03:04.951 THEN I GOT SUCKED[br]INTO A WORMHOLE. 0:03:04.951,0:03:06.085 CONSEQUENCES. 0:03:06.085,0:03:08.086 - THAT'S IT. OKAY.[br]EVERYBODY GO. 0:03:08.086,0:03:09.889 - I WAS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, 0:03:09.889,0:03:12.057 TRIED TO INTRODUCE[br]MY OWN PARENTS TO EACH OTHER. 0:03:12.057,0:03:14.294 ALMOST FAILED.[br]ARM WAS DISAPPEARING. 0:03:14.294,0:03:15.761 - I'VE HAD IT. 0:03:15.761,0:03:17.696 - I INVENTEDJOHNNY B. GOODE■[br]AT MY PARENTS' PROM, 0:03:17.696,0:03:20.299 AND AT THE LAST MOMENT,[br]THEY KISSED, AND IT CAME BACK. 0:03:20.299,0:03:22.234 - THE FASTER WE GET AWAY[br]FROM HIM, THE BETTER. 0:03:22.234,0:03:24.103 - BUT NOBODY BELIEVE ME! 0:03:24.103,0:03:26.539 WHERE'S MY CRACK?[br]WHERE'S MY CRACK? 0:03:26.539,0:03:28.608 OH. 0:03:28.608,0:03:31.277 [booming crash] 0:03:31.277,0:03:32.445 OH! 0:03:32.445,0:03:34.781 CONSEQUENCES!