1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hola brothers and sisters, 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mothers and fathers, 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 aunties and uncles, 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and grandmother and grandfather. 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Today I [interupted by loud music] 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [music stops] Cut the racket, Jeffery. 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: I sorry 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ah sorry, where was I... Oh yeah, 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm here to tell you about 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the New Years' Eve Party of the Year! 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's right everybody! 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [loud sigh] 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [plucks the piano keys and sings badly] 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cut the racket, Jeffery. 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: I sorry 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [sighs] 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's right! Roadrunner and Bud Light 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 present the New Years Party of the Year!! 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [badly plays violin] 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cut the racket, Jeffery. [music continues] 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cut the racket, Jeffery! 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: I sorry. 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Psh... this guy. 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Featuring over 30 DJs and bands! 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Performing... [cut off by drums] 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [sigh] 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Featuring over 30 DJs and bands, 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Performing live in front of your faces! 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's right [drumming interrupts] 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery! 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [begins playing again] 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cut the racket, Jeffery!! 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [begins playing again] 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cut the racket, Jeffery!! 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [begins playing agin] 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cut The Racket, Jeffery!! 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [sings without drums] 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: I sorry Uncle. 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [Sigh] 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah. So, the party of the year!! 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That right Hawaii, 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 get excited! 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You ready to rock out to the 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [begins strumming guitar] 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [exasperated sigh] 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: I like be like Jack Johnsalonko. 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ahh! 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: Okay, I sorry. 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: I sorry. 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And here's the finale, 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 join us at midnight when we launch the 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ultimate Firework Show!!! 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [imitates firework] [piano begins] 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 CUT THE RACKET, JEFFERY! 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [piano stops] 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cut the Racket, Jeffery!!! 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: What? 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [unintelligble] 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeffery: Oh, I sorry Uncle. 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 21 and over, that's right Hawaii 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 be there at Aloha Tower Marketplace for 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the Roadrunner Bud Light New Year's 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Party of the Year!! 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, now Jeffery you can cue the music. 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [silence] 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, now Jeffery. 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [silence] 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Where'd he go? 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [music]