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I never understood people judging people for the way they have sex.

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Some people get angry at homosexuals just for being gay.

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They get mad at them. Grr!

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I never really understood that, you know?

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Because they're just having sex with each other.

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Like I could understand if gay people were just running out in the streets

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just fucking people in the ass just willy nilly,

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just like a pestilence, like, without asking, you know?

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Like, you're at the ATM,

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Hey! What the fuck?! Jesus! God damn it!

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Some faggot just fucked me right in the ass, seriously!

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Right through my pants! He fucking ruined my new pants!

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Fucking bullshit.

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Another one! God damn it, I gotta get the fuck home. This is ridiculous.

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But they generally don't do that,

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so I don't know what the fucking problem is.

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People get mad.

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They don't want them to get... don't get married.

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Well you don't have to go the wedding!

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What the fuck? You don't have to buy them anything.

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It doesn't matter!

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Some people go: "Well then a guy will marry his dog".

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Good, fuckin' I hope he blows his dog.

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Who gives a shit? It doesn't matter!

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It doesn't have any effect on your life!

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What the fuck do you care?

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Or people that try to think, talk like it's a social issue.

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Like when you see someone stand up, like on a talk show and say:

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"How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?"

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I don't know, it's your shitty kid, you fucking tell 'em.

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Why is that anyone else's problem?

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Two guys are in love but they can't get married

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because you don't want to talk to your ugly child

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for fucking five minutes?

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Who fucking cares about your shitty kid,

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he's probably a faggot anyway.

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How stupid is that?

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[laughs] Stupid.