WEBVTT 00:00:00.362 --> 00:00:02.919 Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer... 00:00:02.919 --> 00:00:05.038 Just kidding, it's only Yu-Gi-Oh. 00:00:05.207 --> 00:00:09.764 I have to reach Pegasus's island. Fortunately, I can pilot a helicopter. 00:00:09.764 --> 00:00:12.282 Thank God for Microsoft Flight Simulator. 00:00:12.282 --> 00:00:15.551 Once I get there, I'll probably bump into Yugi. 00:00:15.551 --> 00:00:18.247 I'll never forget the way he beat me in a card game. 00:00:18.247 --> 00:00:21.063 I can remember it like it was just yesterday. 00:00:21.063 --> 00:00:24.488 Wait a moment, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? 00:00:24.488 --> 00:00:25.786 Yeah, so? 00:00:25.786 --> 00:00:27.648 That's against the rules, isn't it? 00:00:27.648 --> 00:00:30.240 Screw the rules, I have green hair! 00:00:30.532 --> 00:00:33.009 Huh. Well, that was just weird. 00:00:33.009 --> 00:00:35.569 I should probably cut down on the drugs. 00:00:35.569 --> 00:00:46.931 [JP OP "Kawaita Sakebi"] 00:00:47.377 --> 00:00:50.690 Look, Bakura! Your Millennium Ring is acting really peculiar. 00:00:50.690 --> 00:00:52.148 Oh, that's just my gaydar. 00:00:52.148 --> 00:00:55.427 My father had it installed in my Millennium Ring in order to protect me, 00:00:55.427 --> 00:00:57.553 because I look so bloody effeminate. 00:00:57.553 --> 00:01:00.210 YUGI: I wonder why it's pointing towards Pegasus's castle? 00:01:00.210 --> 00:01:01.252 BAKURA: Bugger if I know. 00:01:01.252 --> 00:01:04.164 This tournament is simply FABULOUS! 00:01:04.164 --> 00:01:08.014 Ooh, let's celebrate by watching the Spice Girls movie! 00:01:08.014 --> 00:01:09.717 Oh, not again. 00:01:09.717 --> 00:01:11.493 I say, that reminds me of the time 00:01:11.493 --> 00:01:13.587 when I was transferred into your school. 00:01:13.587 --> 00:01:15.888 Kids, this is our new student, Bakura. 00:01:15.888 --> 00:01:18.780 Not only is he knew here, he's also British. 00:01:18.780 --> 00:01:21.295 So feel free to bully him like crazy. 00:01:21.295 --> 00:01:23.613 Hello, everyone, it's bloody nice to meet you. 00:01:23.613 --> 00:01:25.234 What's wrong with his voice? 00:01:25.234 --> 00:01:26.901 Is he a girl? 00:01:26.901 --> 00:01:28.763 Go back to Russia! 00:01:28.763 --> 00:01:30.824 I wanna go home. 00:01:30.824 --> 00:01:32.705 You blokes are a bunch of wankers. 00:01:32.705 --> 00:01:35.218 Checkmate! I sunk your battleship! 00:01:35.218 --> 00:01:37.843 Joey, you redefine what it means to be a moron. 00:01:37.843 --> 00:01:40.335 I was watching you play card games with your mates, 00:01:40.335 --> 00:01:43.488 when my MIllennium Ring started pointing towards your Millennium Puzzle. 00:01:43.488 --> 00:01:45.069 I can't imagine why. 00:01:45.069 --> 00:01:48.291 This Millennium Puzzle is simply FABULOUS! 00:01:48.291 --> 00:01:49.779 By the way, where are the others? 00:01:49.779 --> 00:01:52.054 Joey and Tristan are busy guarding Téa. 00:01:52.054 --> 00:01:54.819 For some reason, ever since we got back from the SHadow Realm, 00:01:54.819 --> 00:01:56.987 she's been under the impression that she's a caterpillar. 00:01:56.987 --> 00:01:59.305 Soon I'll be a beautiful butterfly. 00:01:59.305 --> 00:02:01.278 And then Yugi will love me. 00:02:01.278 --> 00:02:04.448 Oh my, a helicopter! I wonder who it is. 00:02:04.448 --> 00:02:06.150 TRISTAN: I hope it's Santa Claus. 00:02:06.150 --> 00:02:08.416 Look, it's that guy I defeated in the first episode 00:02:08.416 --> 00:02:09.862 without even breaking a sweat. 00:02:09.862 --> 00:02:11.065 Hey, loser, how's it going? 00:02:11.065 --> 00:02:13.754 I'm here to kick ass and play card games. 00:02:13.754 --> 00:02:15.606 And I'm all out of cards. 00:02:15.606 --> 00:02:16.915 Here's your deck, Kaiba. 00:02:16.915 --> 00:02:19.530 By the way, I've forgiven you for hospitalizing my grandpa. 00:02:19.530 --> 00:02:21.848 Can we be super-special-awesome friends now? 00:02:21.848 --> 00:02:22.857 Like hell! 00:02:22.857 --> 00:02:25.348 I don't have time to waste with you scoobies. 00:02:25.348 --> 00:02:28.167 No offense, Yugi. You're a great duelist and all, 00:02:28.167 --> 00:02:31.580 but your buddy over there couldn't duel his way out of a paper bag. 00:02:31.580 --> 00:02:32.356 That does it! 00:02:32.356 --> 00:02:35.234 Nobody talks about my pal Tristan like that! 00:02:35.234 --> 00:02:38.355 I don't like to be touched by people who don't have money. 00:02:38.367 --> 00:02:39.314 Nyeeh! 00:02:39.314 --> 00:02:40.704 Joey, are you okay? 00:02:40.704 --> 00:02:41.912 Check his pulse, Yugi! 00:02:41.912 --> 00:02:44.436 It's time to duel, you big paluka! 00:02:44.436 --> 00:02:47.565 This looks like the perfect opportunity to stroke my ego. 00:02:47.565 --> 00:02:50.144 Behold, the briefcase of death! 00:02:50.144 --> 00:02:54.299 This contains the prototypes for my revolutionary new Duel Disk system. 00:02:54.299 --> 00:02:59.506 So tell me, Wheeler, are you ready to be completely emasculated in front of your friends? 00:02:59.506 --> 00:03:01.569 I was born ready, Kaiba! 00:03:01.569 --> 00:03:03.622 Go, Armored Lizard! 00:03:03.622 --> 00:03:05.928 I think Beyblade's gonna sue somebody. 00:03:05.928 --> 00:03:09.007 Battle Ox, Axe Smash attack! 00:03:09.007 --> 00:03:11.113 You duel like a dairy farmer! 00:03:11.113 --> 00:03:14.434 How appropriate. You duel like a cow. 00:03:14.434 --> 00:03:16.371 Joey's sucking even worse than usual. 00:03:16.371 --> 00:03:17.949 Keep a stiff upper lip, Joey. 00:03:17.949 --> 00:03:20.849 So here's this giant enemy dragon! 00:03:20.849 --> 00:03:24.457 Blue Eyes, attack his weak point for massive damage! 00:03:24.457 --> 00:03:26.397 [Raaange Racer!] 00:03:26.397 --> 00:03:29.738 That costs you 599 US LP. 00:03:29.738 --> 00:03:32.099 No! I lost. 00:03:32.099 --> 00:03:34.055 Oh, cry me a river, mutt. 00:03:34.055 --> 00:03:36.564 You dweebs don't know what you're up against. 00:03:36.564 --> 00:03:38.116 Pegasus is ruthless. 00:03:38.116 --> 00:03:40.019 Camp, yet ruthless. 00:03:40.019 --> 00:03:42.117 I've seen it with my own eyes. 00:03:42.117 --> 00:03:45.718 It was at a surprisingly popular card game tournament in America. 00:03:45.718 --> 00:03:48.188 Mokuba was supposed to be there with me, 00:03:48.188 --> 00:03:51.417 but since he'd been kidnapped for about the fiftieth time that month, 00:03:51.417 --> 00:03:53.033 his seat was empty. 00:03:53.033 --> 00:03:56.698 Pegasus was facing the intercontinental champion, Bandit Keith, 00:03:56.698 --> 00:04:00.123 who apparently likes to remind everybody that he's from America. 00:04:00.123 --> 00:04:03.100 You can't beat me, because I'm an American! 00:04:03.100 --> 00:04:04.282 See what I mean? 00:04:04.282 --> 00:04:06.757 It looked like Keith was about to win, 00:04:06.757 --> 00:04:11.202 but then suddenly Pegasus invited some kid from the audience to their table. 00:04:11.202 --> 00:04:12.682 Hey, what are you doin'? 00:04:12.682 --> 00:04:14.291 Askin' for help's illegal! 00:04:14.291 --> 00:04:15.749 In America! 00:04:15.749 --> 00:04:19.806 I don't need help. A child could beat you, Bandit Keith, 00:04:19.806 --> 00:04:21.821 and I'm going to prove it. 00:04:21.821 --> 00:04:23.570 Are you my mommy? 00:04:23.570 --> 00:04:25.979 Pegasus gave the kid some instructions, 00:04:25.979 --> 00:04:29.153 and in just one turn, Bandit Keith had lost. 00:04:29.153 --> 00:04:32.297 Who would have thought that a child could win a children's card game? 00:04:32.297 --> 00:04:34.194 This can't be happening! 00:04:34.194 --> 00:04:35.483 In America! 00:04:35.483 --> 00:04:39.109 I've turned this tournament into a total farce! 00:04:39.109 --> 00:04:41.297 (Hooray! Hooray!) 00:04:41.297 --> 00:04:43.508 And just what was that story supposed to prove? 00:04:43.508 --> 00:04:46.101 It proves that I am obscenely rich. 00:04:46.101 --> 00:04:47.780 Smell you geeks later. 00:04:47.780 --> 00:04:50.085 I have a hyperactive brother to rescue. 00:04:50.085 --> 00:04:52.881 I didn't even get to tell him what I want for Christmas. 00:04:52.881 --> 00:04:56.220 Ooh, I can sense you, Kaiba-boy. 00:04:56.220 --> 00:05:00.382 And once you get here, I'm going to spice up your life! 00:05:00.382 --> 00:05:13.054 ["Wannabe" - Spice Girls] 00:05:13.054 --> 00:05:14.178 Oh my gosh, we're in trouble! 00:05:14.178 --> 00:05:15.218 What are we gonna do? 00:05:15.218 --> 00:05:17.120 I'm going to do my laundry! 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:19.071 Could I have some change?