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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.36,0:00:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.92,0:00:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding, it's only Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.21,0:00:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to reach Pegasus's island.\NFortunately, I can pilot a helicopter.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.76,0:00:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank God for Microsoft Flight Simulator.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.28,0:00:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once I get there, I'll probably bump into Yugi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.55,0:00:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never forget the way he beat me in a card game.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.25,0:00:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can remember it like it was just yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.06,0:00:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a moment, did you just summon\Na bunch of monsters in one turn?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.49,0:00:25.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.79,0:00:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's against the rules, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.65,0:00:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw the rules, I have green hair!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.53,0:00:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh. Well, that was just weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.01,0:00:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should probably cut down on the drugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.57,0:00:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[JP OP "Kawaita Sakebi"]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.38,0:00:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Bakura! Your Millennium Ring\Nis acting really peculiar.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.69,0:00:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's just my gaydar.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.15,0:00:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My father had it installed in my Millennium\NRing in order to protect me,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.43,0:00:57.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I look so bloody effeminate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.55,0:01:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YUGI: I wonder why it's pointing\Ntowards Pegasus's castle?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.21,0:01:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BAKURA: Bugger if I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.25,0:01:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This tournament is simply FABULOUS!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.16,0:01:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, let's celebrate by watching\Nthe Spice Girls movie!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.01,0:01:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, not again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.72,0:01:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say, that reminds me of the time
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.49,0:01:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I was transferred into your school.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.59,0:01:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kids, this is our new student, Bakura.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.89,0:01:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only is he knew here, he's also British.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.78,0:01:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So feel free to bully him like crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.30,0:01:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, everyone, it's bloody nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.61,0:01:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with his voice?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.23,0:01:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is he a girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.90,0:01:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go back to Russia!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.76,0:01:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.82,0:01:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You blokes are a bunch of wankers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.70,0:01:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Checkmate! I sunk your battleship!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.22,0:01:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joey, you redefine what it means to be a moron.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.84,0:01:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was watching you play card games with your mates,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.34,0:01:43.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when my MIllennium Ring started pointing\Ntowards your Millennium Puzzle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.49,0:01:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't imagine why.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.07,0:01:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This Millennium Puzzle is simply FABULOUS!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.29,0:01:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, where are the others?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.78,0:01:52.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joey and Tristan are busy guarding Téa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.05,0:01:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For some reason, ever since we\Ngot back from the SHadow Realm,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.82,0:01:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's been under the impression\Nthat she's a caterpillar.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.99,0:01:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon I'll be a beautiful butterfly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.30,0:02:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then Yugi will love me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.28,0:02:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my, a helicopter! I wonder who it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.45,0:02:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRISTAN: I hope it's Santa Claus.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.15,0:02:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, it's that guy I defeated in the first episode
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.42,0:02:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without even breaking a sweat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.86,0:02:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, loser, how's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.06,0:02:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here to kick ass and play card games.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.75,0:02:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm all out of cards.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.61,0:02:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's your deck, Kaiba.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.92,0:02:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, I've forgiven you\Nfor hospitalizing my grandpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.53,0:02:21.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we be super-special-awesome friends now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.85,0:02:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.86,0:02:25.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have time to waste with you scoobies.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.35,0:02:28.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No offense, Yugi. You're a great duelist and all,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.17,0:02:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but your buddy over there couldn't\Nduel his way out of a paper bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.58,0:02:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That does it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.36,0:02:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody talks about my pal Tristan like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.23,0:02:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like to be touched by people\Nwho don't have money.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.37,0:02:39.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nyeeh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.31,0:02:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joey, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.70,0:02:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check his pulse, Yugi!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.91,0:02:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to duel, you big paluka!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.44,0:02:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This looks like the perfect\Nopportunity to stroke my ego.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.56,0:02:50.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Behold, the briefcase of death!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.14,0:02:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This contains the prototypes for my\Nrevolutionary new Duel Disk system.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.30,0:02:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So tell me, Wheeler, are you ready to be completely\Nemasculated in front of your friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.51,0:03:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was born ready, Kaiba!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.57,0:03:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Armored Lizard!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.62,0:03:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Beyblade's gonna sue somebody.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.93,0:03:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Battle Ox, Axe Smash attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.01,0:03:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You duel like a dairy farmer!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.11,0:03:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How appropriate. You duel like a cow.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.43,0:03:16.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joey's sucking even worse than usual.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.37,0:03:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep a stiff upper lip, Joey.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.95,0:03:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here's this giant enemy dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.85,0:03:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blue Eyes, attack his weak point\Nfor massive damage!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.46,0:03:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Raaange Racer!]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.40,0:03:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That costs you 599 US LP.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.74,0:03:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! I lost.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.10,0:03:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cry me a river, mutt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.06,0:03:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You dweebs don't know what you're up against.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.56,0:03:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pegasus is ruthless.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.12,0:03:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Camp, yet ruthless.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.02,0:03:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've seen it with my own eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.12,0:03:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was at a surprisingly popular\Ncard game tournament in America.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.72,0:03:48.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mokuba was supposed to be there with me,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.19,0:03:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but since he'd been kidnapped for\Nabout the fiftieth time that month,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.42,0:03:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his seat was empty.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.03,0:03:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pegasus was facing the intercontinental\Nchampion, Bandit Keith,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.70,0:04:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who apparently likes to remind\Neverybody that he's from America.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.12,0:04:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't beat me, because I'm an American!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.10,0:04:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.28,0:04:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looked like Keith was about to win,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.76,0:04:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but then suddenly Pegasus invited some kid\Nfrom the audience to their table.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.20,0:04:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what are you doin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.68,0:04:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Askin' for help's illegal!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.29,0:04:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In America!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.75,0:04:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need help. A child could\Nbeat you, Bandit Keith,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.81,0:04:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm going to prove it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.82,0:04:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you my mommy?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.57,0:04:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pegasus gave the kid some instructions,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.98,0:04:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and in just one turn, Bandit Keith had lost.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.15,0:04:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who would have thought that a child\Ncould win a children's card game?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.30,0:04:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This can't be happening!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.19,0:04:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In America!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.48,0:04:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've turned this tournament into a total farce!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.11,0:04:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Hooray! Hooray!)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.30,0:04:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And just what was that story supposed to prove?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.51,0:04:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It proves that I am obscenely rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.10,0:04:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smell you geeks later.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.78,0:04:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a hyperactive brother to rescue.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.08,0:04:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even get to tell him what I want for Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.88,0:04:56.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, I can sense you, Kaiba-boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.22,0:05:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And once you get here, I'm going to spice up your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.38,0:05:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Wannabe" - Spice Girls]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.05,0:05:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh, we're in trouble!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.18,0:05:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.22,0:05:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to do my laundry!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.12,0:05:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could I have some change?