1 00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:23,086 A SERBIAN FILM 2 00:00:23,199 --> 00:00:25,545 Directed by Srdjan Spasojevic 3 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,752 Baby, I'm gonna fuck you up! 4 00:01:53,385 --> 00:01:54,428 Are you insane? 5 00:01:54,511 --> 00:01:57,014 Haven't we agreed about putting away your flicks? 6 00:01:59,266 --> 00:02:01,477 What's that? Give it to mommy. 7 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,645 Sorry, but it's not a big deal. 8 00:02:04,272 --> 00:02:08,130 I saw my first porn when I was his age. 9 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,401 How are you, kiddo? 10 00:02:10,568 --> 00:02:12,446 But your dad wasn't starring in it! 11 00:02:13,989 --> 00:02:16,825 Maria, I'm sorry I didn't mean it. 12 00:02:16,909 --> 00:02:19,995 I dug up that DVD because... 13 00:02:20,078 --> 00:02:23,373 Laylah called and wanted to see me today. 14 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:26,668 Baby, you want mommy to make you a toast? 15 00:02:27,085 --> 00:02:29,463 The jumping bread! 16 00:02:34,593 --> 00:02:37,846 Mom, what was dad doing there? 17 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:40,599 Nothing, hon. Just playing with a girl friend. 18 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:43,811 It's like a cartoon for the grownups. 19 00:03:20,055 --> 00:03:22,015 Honey, I have to pay for Petar's singing lessons. 20 00:03:54,882 --> 00:03:57,593 Bye, dad. - Bye, dad. 21 00:04:06,226 --> 00:04:10,689 Easy on that whiskey. Rye kills sexual appetite. 22 00:04:11,732 --> 00:04:12,983 That's why I drink it. 23 00:04:20,531 --> 00:04:24,203 So, how's family life? - Nice. 24 00:04:24,536 --> 00:04:27,623 How are Petar and... Maria? 25 00:04:27,956 --> 00:04:30,209 Yes, Maria. They're fine. 26 00:04:30,834 --> 00:04:33,086 Next year Petar's starting school. 27 00:04:34,254 --> 00:04:37,174 It'll be interesting when they ask about 28 00:04:37,299 --> 00:04:38,884 his father's occupation. 29 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:43,639 His father is a fine gentleman in a premature retirement. 30 00:04:45,224 --> 00:04:48,894 The problem with that pension is that it's not lifelong. 31 00:04:49,478 --> 00:04:50,229 How much do you have stashed? 5 or 10 grand? 32 00:04:56,443 --> 00:04:59,321 Milos, you were more than just a porn star 33 00:04:59,404 --> 00:05:01,406 you were an artist. 34 00:05:01,657 --> 00:05:04,076 All actresses you worked with wanted to marry you. 35 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:08,205 You're still an artist, but with a temporary block. 36 00:05:13,627 --> 00:05:16,171 And I'm your guardian angel. Listen. 37 00:05:17,339 --> 00:05:20,467 Something big is about to happen. Artistic pornography 38 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:24,012 of the highest level. Here, in Serbia. 39 00:05:24,221 --> 00:05:28,350 In Serbia? -Only filmed here, but for the foreign market. 40 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:32,813 Terribly professional. Phenomenally paid. If you accept 41 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:37,609 your family will be settled till the end of Petar's life. 42 00:05:42,114 --> 00:05:45,784 The man's name is Vukmir. He'll call you in a few days. 43 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:48,162 Be nice to him. 44 00:05:50,539 --> 00:05:53,459 Here's something for the junior. 45 00:05:57,796 --> 00:06:01,467 Wow, where's his pussy? 46 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:05,220 You didn't tell me you brought your copper bro to the meeting. 47 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:10,642 I came on my own. I knew you'd be here and couldn't miss 48 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:14,646 a chance to see you. I'm your great admirer. 49 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:28,202 You're well preserved. 50 00:06:28,577 --> 00:06:31,955 Who's the plastic surgeon we have to thank to? 51 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:36,668 You know I started early. I don't need plastic yet. 52 00:06:37,795 --> 00:06:39,838 Everybody needs it. 53 00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:46,053 These don't 54 00:06:51,225 --> 00:06:54,895 So long, fags. Milos, you heard my advice. 55 00:06:58,732 --> 00:07:02,402 A hooker! - A porn star. 56 00:07:02,528 --> 00:07:04,029 Has-been. 57 00:07:05,489 --> 00:07:08,992 You know the kind of work she did after you married? 58 00:07:09,535 --> 00:07:10,661 I know. 59 00:07:14,081 --> 00:07:17,126 No one could handle a dick like she could. 60 00:07:17,251 --> 00:07:19,002 A natural talent. 61 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:22,548 Funny she hasn't contacted her dealer 62 00:07:22,714 --> 00:07:24,508 in the past few years. 63 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:26,948 Is she off drugs? 64 00:07:29,555 --> 00:07:33,225 Doubtful. A new, rich provider, more likely. 65 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:37,146 You'll alienate me from my friends 66 00:07:37,229 --> 00:07:38,897 if you keep checking on them. 67 00:07:40,023 --> 00:07:41,817 Friends, in Serbia? 68 00:07:42,609 --> 00:07:44,862 You can't check them enough. 69 00:07:48,282 --> 00:07:49,992 I gotta go. 70 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:53,912 Say hello to your kid and his beautiful mom. 71 00:07:55,706 --> 00:07:58,917 I'm paying for the bite. 72 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,464 So long. - Bye. 73 00:08:31,575 --> 00:08:34,160 Sleeping time, hands up. 74 00:08:34,912 --> 00:08:36,914 Dad? - Yes? 75 00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:39,291 Know that friend of yours 76 00:08:39,416 --> 00:08:41,876 that you were beating in the video 77 00:08:42,836 --> 00:08:47,007 It's only a movie. Make believe. When dad was young. 78 00:08:47,090 --> 00:08:50,093 I know, but while I was watching it 79 00:08:50,177 --> 00:08:53,472 I felt something strange. - What? 80 00:08:53,806 --> 00:08:56,850 Like some kind of a wheel, spinning. 81 00:08:57,184 --> 00:09:01,522 A wheel? Where? - Down there, near my willie. 82 00:09:01,814 --> 00:09:05,484 Several of them, like a family, traveling. 83 00:09:10,072 --> 00:09:11,990 Do they live in me? 84 00:09:12,282 --> 00:09:15,327 They do, hon, in all of us. We all have them. 85 00:09:15,911 --> 00:09:19,581 Everyone in the world? - Yes, everyone. 86 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:24,586 They're gone now, so close your eyes 87 00:09:24,670 --> 00:09:27,714 think of them and you'll fall asleep faster. 88 00:09:40,352 --> 00:09:42,146 What language is that? 89 00:09:42,604 --> 00:09:44,398 I'm translating for some Swedes. 90 00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:47,025 Swedish? I'm great in it. 91 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,406 That's right. 92 00:09:53,824 --> 00:09:55,909 Wait, I know more. Listen to this. 93 00:10:05,502 --> 00:10:08,297 You would be a mega star. 94 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:24,146 So, you say Laylah is offering you a serious job? 95 00:10:24,605 --> 00:10:27,691 So she said. It's strange. 96 00:10:28,358 --> 00:10:32,029 Why would anyone offer me big money 97 00:10:32,154 --> 00:10:35,824 after such a long pause? In Serbia? 98 00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:44,333 And after all the crap I shot, look at this. 99 00:10:57,095 --> 00:11:00,265 Maybe they need the only porn star 100 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:02,309 a university diploma. 101 00:11:10,192 --> 00:11:11,944 Do you miss it? 102 00:11:13,153 --> 00:11:16,156 What? - The job. 103 00:11:18,784 --> 00:11:20,953 I don't know. No. 104 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:25,624 I miss the money so we could escape away from here. 105 00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:39,096 All those poor girls you threw away like condoms... 106 00:11:42,224 --> 00:11:45,394 How come you've never done me like them? 107 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:52,484 Well, I love you. I've just fucked them. 108 00:12:02,744 --> 00:12:07,332 Does it mean that you never wanted to fuck me? 109 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:04,158 Am I talking to the Balkan sex god. 110 00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:07,244 Nikola Tesla of world pornography? 111 00:14:08,203 --> 00:14:09,663 You must be Vukmir? 112 00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:12,499 Of course. Milos, if you're ready to change your life 113 00:14:12,624 --> 00:14:16,170 right now and provide your family for good 114 00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:19,923 a car will be waiting at your door in 30 minutes. 115 00:14:20,507 --> 00:14:24,636 You just hop in, and take a ride towards fulfillment 116 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,682 of your personal and my professional fantasies. 117 00:14:28,807 --> 00:14:30,642 Can't wait to meet you! 118 00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:56,919 I'm honored to shake hands to such an artist, I'm Vukmir. 119 00:14:57,336 --> 00:14:58,879 I'm Milos, nice to meet you. 120 00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:05,260 Right hand is the sex center in any man, 121 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:10,641 It's direct line between your brain and cock. 122 00:15:12,351 --> 00:15:14,353 Ever since you childhood. 123 00:15:15,521 --> 00:15:17,898 Your hand is special 124 00:15:18,023 --> 00:15:21,360 for it has jerked such a special cock. 125 00:15:23,403 --> 00:15:25,614 Milos, it's an honor 126 00:15:25,906 --> 00:15:28,826 to shake a hand to such an artist of fuck. 127 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:38,335 Pornography is art, but people can't see that! 128 00:15:39,002 --> 00:15:40,170 Why not? 129 00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:44,258 Because they just want to jizz into a napkin 130 00:15:44,591 --> 00:15:46,426 what they can't into a woman. 131 00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:50,097 These movies are mostly made so that 132 00:15:50,222 --> 00:15:52,641 those who can't get laid can cum. 133 00:15:55,561 --> 00:15:58,522 They're made by butchers 134 00:15:58,605 --> 00:16:01,775 who can't tell a camera from a broom. 135 00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:06,905 Their 'actors' would be fucking a hole 136 00:16:06,989 --> 00:16:09,533 in the wall if there were no pussy. 137 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:13,245 Do you know what proves that 138 00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:15,747 there is art in pornography? 139 00:16:16,373 --> 00:16:17,541 What? 140 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,836 You, Milos. 141 00:16:25,757 --> 00:16:27,676 You are the proof! 142 00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:32,055 Your sense of handling a woman, your rhythm 143 00:16:32,139 --> 00:16:35,976 of exhausting her, your talent to humiliate her, 144 00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:39,730 and then, when she is reduced to a dog-shit, to win her back. 145 00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:43,233 And your love for it, that's art. 146 00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:51,283 Sadly, this is no country for real art. 147 00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:57,539 Where there is no life, there can't be real art. 148 00:16:57,664 --> 00:17:00,626 A real talent will rot here, while maggots 149 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,878 are giving press conferences. 150 00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:06,839 Have you done anything I could've seen? 151 00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:14,431 I'm doing stuff that no one else is. 152 00:17:14,556 --> 00:17:16,642 Just for the selected clients. 153 00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,852 All right, but what is it? 154 00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:23,732 Art, naked art! 155 00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:27,277 Truth. 156 00:17:29,112 --> 00:17:32,366 Real people, real situations, real sex... 157 00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,621 minimal editing. 158 00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:41,291 There's a serious script. 159 00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:45,546 We know it, you don't! 160 00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:56,557 And what am I supposed to do? 161 00:17:56,765 --> 00:18:01,478 The same as always, Milos. Just stand before the cameras, 162 00:18:01,728 --> 00:18:05,774 whip out your cock, and fuck until it's raw. 163 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:11,488 I dunno, I'm a little tired of cameras and fucking. 164 00:18:12,114 --> 00:18:15,117 You're also tired of humping scum 165 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:18,328 any time your family needs money. 166 00:18:21,248 --> 00:18:24,084 Kissing some wretched cunts 167 00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:27,671 with the same lips you'd kiss your kid. 168 00:18:39,308 --> 00:18:40,642 Thanks, doctor. 169 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,819 What's that? - The contract. 170 00:18:52,779 --> 00:18:56,450 No need to read all, just the numbers. 171 00:19:17,596 --> 00:19:18,889 Something wrong? 172 00:19:22,976 --> 00:19:26,438 I don't know what I'm signing, what I'm shooting. 173 00:19:27,439 --> 00:19:29,483 You're not supposed to know. 174 00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:32,986 If you knew, you wouldn't be so good. 175 00:20:25,956 --> 00:20:31,753 In a winter night way up the hill 176 00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:37,593 A creek was frozen and covered by the snow. 177 00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:44,266 A bunny's weeping for that frozen creek 178 00:20:44,892 --> 00:20:49,938 young bunny's crying with all his heart. 179 00:20:51,273 --> 00:20:56,820 But poor li'l bunny there upon the hill 180 00:20:57,946 --> 00:21:04,203 perhaps he' after the swallows heading for a warmer South. 181 00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:11,627 Vukmir! Sounds like a name of one of your guys 182 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,879 at the Hague tribunal. 183 00:21:14,379 --> 00:21:16,465 Are you sure he's not an arms dealer? 184 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:20,719 No, he's some kind of an artist philosopher 185 00:21:21,261 --> 00:21:22,846 with a grand plan. 186 00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,224 So, is it grand? 187 00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:29,394 Dunno, but seems like he desperately needs me 188 00:21:30,187 --> 00:21:33,857 since he's willing to offer such cash. 189 00:21:37,903 --> 00:21:40,197 How much? 190 00:21:41,657 --> 00:21:43,951 I won't tell you. 191 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,332 Yes you will, or I'm not giving it back. 192 00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:52,376 OK, I'll tell you, just let go. 193 00:22:06,849 --> 00:22:08,392 Don't tell me you refused? 194 00:22:08,976 --> 00:22:10,477 Of course I did. 195 00:22:11,478 --> 00:22:15,357 I wanted to see if you're with me for the money. 196 00:22:16,692 --> 00:22:18,694 If I were, I'd have dumped you 197 00:22:18,986 --> 00:22:20,988 for your brother long ago. 198 00:22:26,952 --> 00:22:30,622 So, you prefer poor porn stars to bad cops. 199 00:22:39,381 --> 00:22:43,051 Does it means that I should rent my dick to Vukmir? 200 00:22:45,179 --> 00:22:47,347 Remember what you told me 201 00:22:47,431 --> 00:22:49,850 when I asked if you missed your job? 202 00:22:51,393 --> 00:22:55,063 Milos, I want both of your heads to be clear and hard. 203 00:22:56,106 --> 00:22:57,524 If it's true... 204 00:22:59,693 --> 00:23:00,777 If what is true? 205 00:23:01,778 --> 00:23:04,698 That you were always able to have it erected 206 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,284 with no touching or looking. 207 00:23:09,161 --> 00:23:13,540 Like a cock at dawn, rising to its own song. 208 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,836 I also know that you filmed all your scenes 209 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,047 in the first take. 210 00:23:22,216 --> 00:23:23,342 Don't be so modest, 211 00:23:23,717 --> 00:23:25,636 you're the best, that's why you're here. 212 00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:15,454 How long do you think it would take? 213 00:25:16,663 --> 00:25:17,956 A few days. 214 00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:21,627 I haven't translated from Russian since 1994. 215 00:25:31,553 --> 00:25:35,224 What is it exactly? Some take-over contract? 216 00:25:36,517 --> 00:25:40,187 We're sending some goods to Moscow for redistribution. 217 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:57,246 Want one? - Yes. 218 00:26:03,627 --> 00:26:05,212 No thanks. 219 00:26:05,671 --> 00:26:07,422 You said you would. 220 00:26:07,631 --> 00:26:10,134 Oh, sorry. I'm a bit... 221 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,264 I miss female company. 222 00:26:16,932 --> 00:26:19,560 A least you can always arrest a fine looking lady. 223 00:26:20,352 --> 00:26:24,022 Yes, but I doubt I'll ever have the real thing. 224 00:26:25,107 --> 00:26:30,028 A relationship, marriage. Like two of you. 225 00:26:32,823 --> 00:26:35,492 You stopped hoping too soon. 226 00:26:35,617 --> 00:26:37,619 Women here like men in uniform. 227 00:26:37,744 --> 00:26:40,122 Especially if they're not wearing it. 228 00:26:45,627 --> 00:26:48,338 Sorry, gotta go to the bathroom. 229 00:28:25,727 --> 00:28:28,605 You know what they say about rye. 230 00:28:30,941 --> 00:28:34,611 It's high time you started taking care of yourself. 231 00:28:35,404 --> 00:28:38,198 With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability. 232 00:28:38,282 --> 00:28:41,243 Whe, exactly, do we start? - In three days. 233 00:28:41,493 --> 00:28:43,954 I'm not comfortable with not knowing a thing. 234 00:28:44,037 --> 00:28:47,541 Milos, get a grip. You're a porn actor 235 00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:52,004 who wants to know what a porno film is about? 236 00:28:53,464 --> 00:28:55,215 It's a bit absurd. 237 00:28:55,924 --> 00:28:58,677 You're not supposed to know, but only to relax. 238 00:29:01,263 --> 00:29:04,933 That's too much money to leave anything to accident. 239 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,935 Nothing is left to accident. 240 00:29:07,603 --> 00:29:11,064 Milos, that is a serious organization. 241 00:29:14,318 --> 00:29:16,612 My clients know exactly what they want, 242 00:29:16,778 --> 00:29:18,572 and I know what I'm doing. 243 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:23,410 Don't worry, everything is already prepared, 244 00:29:23,494 --> 00:29:25,996 you just have to appear, be what you are, 245 00:29:26,914 --> 00:29:30,584 relax and react as Milos would. 246 00:29:33,545 --> 00:29:36,173 Pornography should not be an illusion, 247 00:29:36,548 --> 00:29:38,842 but a live transmission of sex. 248 00:29:39,885 --> 00:29:41,053 Dad. - Yes, son. 249 00:29:42,221 --> 00:29:44,640 Remember the little wheels? 250 00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:47,246 I do. 251 00:29:47,643 --> 00:29:50,395 Do you know how to make them spin? 252 00:29:51,772 --> 00:29:55,651 I do. But you must do it yourself. 253 00:29:55,692 --> 00:29:57,027 We all do it alone. 254 00:29:57,256 --> 00:29:59,112 Tell me how. 255 00:30:00,697 --> 00:30:06,120 When you feel them, try to follow them 256 00:30:07,246 --> 00:30:10,582 It's a family traveling 257 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,547 and you just close your eyes and follow them. 258 00:30:22,386 --> 00:30:25,806 Wait, the wheels are spinning better at night. 259 00:31:11,935 --> 00:31:13,770 Put it in your ear. 260 00:31:37,711 --> 00:31:41,527 Enter the building, relaxed. 261 00:31:56,313 --> 00:31:59,191 "Home for Abandoned and Orphaned Children" 262 00:32:23,006 --> 00:32:24,800 Walk slowly ahead. 263 00:32:28,929 --> 00:32:30,472 Be natural. 264 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,374 I wish I impaled myself on a fence rather 265 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,376 than giving birth to you! 266 00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:45,172 Haven't told you not to let the villains take you away? 267 00:33:45,255 --> 00:33:48,133 Get lost, you misbegotten wretch! 268 00:33:48,884 --> 00:33:50,636 What are you staring at? 269 00:34:00,813 --> 00:34:02,022 Bravo. 270 00:34:10,739 --> 00:34:12,074 What was it like? 271 00:34:15,244 --> 00:34:16,203 Fine. 272 00:34:18,413 --> 00:34:21,917 We were filming at a Home for orphaned children. 273 00:34:24,002 --> 00:34:25,087 Where? 274 00:34:25,337 --> 00:34:27,005 Drag yourself over here! 275 00:34:27,089 --> 00:34:29,882 Look at yourself. You can't raise a dick, 276 00:34:30,007 --> 00:34:32,094 how will you raise a child? 277 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,472 The child is mine. Raiko only made it. 278 00:34:35,556 --> 00:34:38,308 I gave birth to it. Come, you bitch! 279 00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:43,438 Let me go, villains! 280 00:34:43,605 --> 00:34:46,400 Give me back my child, you bastards! 281 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,240 Honey? - Hi. 282 00:38:21,323 --> 00:38:22,658 What are you doing? 283 00:38:22,908 --> 00:38:25,119 I picked up Petar from classes. 284 00:38:25,369 --> 00:38:28,372 I'm taking him to a costume party. Are you coming? 285 00:38:28,997 --> 00:38:31,834 No, I'm tired. Must get some sleep. 286 00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:33,460 Everything all right? 287 00:38:33,794 --> 00:38:36,004 Sure. Just you enjoy yourselves. 288 00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:39,091 Talk to you later, must park now. Bye. 289 00:38:40,259 --> 00:38:43,178 The cake is coming. 290 00:38:43,595 --> 00:38:46,515 Never seen such a cake in my life. 291 00:38:47,307 --> 00:38:52,104 Aren't you in action? - Marko, you must do me a favor. 292 00:38:53,897 --> 00:38:55,482 I'm all dick. 293 00:38:55,816 --> 00:38:59,862 I need a detailed check on my director, 294 00:39:00,696 --> 00:39:04,366 producer, pimp, goddam businessman, Vukmir. 295 00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:08,829 I don't know his last name. Check his whole crew. 296 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:15,002 Little bro has changed his views on checking his friends? 297 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:19,381 Look, it's important and urgent. 298 00:39:21,091 --> 00:39:23,594 Understood. Everything OK with you? 299 00:39:24,386 --> 00:39:26,555 Yes, so far. How about you? 300 00:39:27,389 --> 00:39:29,266 Working on it. 301 00:39:39,401 --> 00:39:41,570 Light the candles. 302 00:39:44,781 --> 00:39:47,910 Happy birthday, dear Petar... 303 00:39:59,213 --> 00:40:01,465 Baby, the time is flying and your animal 304 00:40:01,548 --> 00:40:03,175 is snoozing again. 305 00:40:06,845 --> 00:40:10,516 Come on, blow harder. Blow harder. 306 00:40:12,392 --> 00:40:16,063 Blow harder. Bravo! 307 00:40:19,399 --> 00:40:22,861 Now we're gonna open the present from uncle. 308 00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,115 This is the present from your uncle. 309 00:40:27,407 --> 00:40:28,784 How do you open this? 310 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:39,461 Happy birthday, my sweet son. 311 00:41:31,263 --> 00:41:36,435 What do you think, how does he manage to be so hard so long? 312 00:41:38,854 --> 00:41:41,565 It's not a dick, it's a police stick! 313 00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:45,486 If you don't know, I can't help you. 314 00:41:46,987 --> 00:41:52,326 The bitches are leaking all over, he's servicing all three of them. 315 00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:57,080 How come he's not tired? 316 00:41:57,748 --> 00:42:01,418 Why isn't he fucking limp, like all the normal people? 317 00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:09,927 You're at it again! 318 00:42:10,969 --> 00:42:14,348 That's hardly gonna shape it like we all want. 319 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,811 What was so urgent? 320 00:42:19,353 --> 00:42:22,105 You tell me, what are we shooting? 321 00:42:23,273 --> 00:42:27,528 Are those cameramen real cops? Are they protection? What from? 322 00:42:29,112 --> 00:42:31,323 Cut the crap! 323 00:42:31,698 --> 00:42:35,744 You're drunk, nearly impotent and turning dumb. 324 00:42:36,245 --> 00:42:38,747 I may be dumb, but not naive. 325 00:42:39,248 --> 00:42:42,918 Vukimr knows what he's doing. I trust him more than myself. 326 00:42:43,335 --> 00:42:46,255 They're the greatest pros you've ever worked with. 327 00:42:46,338 --> 00:42:50,008 What've you done previously with those pros of yours? 328 00:42:50,884 --> 00:42:54,555 Don't take it all on me cause I fuck animals for art's sake, 329 00:42:55,347 --> 00:42:58,183 while you can't take a bit of uncertainty 330 00:42:58,267 --> 00:42:59,977 for some big bucks. 331 00:43:00,269 --> 00:43:03,939 Does it mean I'll have to suck a donkey's dick for money? 332 00:43:04,189 --> 00:43:06,525 It's not so bad, trust me. 333 00:43:07,234 --> 00:43:10,320 Better than the crap you've been lately. 334 00:43:15,742 --> 00:43:19,413 You know I miss that. - What? 335 00:43:19,913 --> 00:43:21,915 The certainty of that crap. 336 00:43:21,999 --> 00:43:24,334 At least I knew what I was filming. 337 00:43:26,295 --> 00:43:28,213 Do you miss this? 338 00:43:35,971 --> 00:43:37,890 You're losing it. 339 00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,893 Lucky for you Vukmir hasn't noticed yet. 340 00:44:01,497 --> 00:44:04,416 You're resting from healthy life. 341 00:44:06,376 --> 00:44:08,837 How was the costume party? 342 00:44:11,298 --> 00:44:14,968 Hey, what's that? - It's a stand up balloon. 343 00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:42,204 Your Raiko was a war hero. 344 00:44:44,373 --> 00:44:48,168 If only he knew about his wife's whoring! 345 00:44:52,214 --> 00:44:57,177 He would've killed both you and that poor child of yours. 346 00:46:05,913 --> 00:46:07,915 What the hell is all this, people? 347 00:46:08,165 --> 00:46:10,751 Hello, I can't work like this! 348 00:46:27,309 --> 00:46:30,521 Hit the whore. Hit the whore! 349 00:46:31,230 --> 00:46:34,316 Hit her. 350 00:47:22,614 --> 00:47:25,367 Bravo, bravo! Magnificent! 351 00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:32,791 Milos? 352 00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:42,217 Milos, what's wrong? 353 00:47:42,301 --> 00:47:44,094 I'm not doing this. I'm not beating women 354 00:47:44,219 --> 00:47:45,888 in front of kids or cameras. 355 00:47:46,472 --> 00:47:50,142 Milos, Jeca is our kid. I'd never dream of hurting her. 356 00:47:50,225 --> 00:47:53,520 Her mother fucked everything, from stones to barbed wire. 357 00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:55,898 You're like a Sunday picnic for her. 358 00:47:55,981 --> 00:47:57,941 I'm not only an artist but also a professional. 359 00:47:58,025 --> 00:47:59,985 I'd never do a thing against one's will. 360 00:48:00,110 --> 00:48:01,820 You're doing against mine. 361 00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:04,364 I won't stand any kind of torture. 362 00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:07,284 Yeah, you seem to know a lot about torture. 363 00:48:08,202 --> 00:48:10,454 Did you enjoy less than a midget woman whom 364 00:48:10,537 --> 00:48:13,791 you locked up in an oven in Stuttgart and pierced a hole 365 00:48:13,874 --> 00:48:16,168 in it so she could suck you up for hours? 366 00:48:20,339 --> 00:48:24,009 At least your dick enjoyed it, 367 00:48:28,138 --> 00:48:30,766 and he never lies. 368 00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:36,480 Vukmir Vukmir. His name is also his surname. 369 00:48:38,732 --> 00:48:42,402 Worked as a psychologist in orphanages until 1992. 370 00:48:46,532 --> 00:48:49,159 Then he moved to the Children's Program 371 00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:51,870 of the State TV. It's getting better and better! 372 00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:55,040 A lifelong fascination with the world of film. 373 00:48:58,210 --> 00:49:00,963 Now, it follows with a mess I had to clarify 374 00:49:01,088 --> 00:49:03,715 with data from the State Security. 375 00:49:04,049 --> 00:49:08,595 Allegedly, he worked for them, too. 376 00:49:10,472 --> 00:49:14,143 Sent abroad on a mission, his trace was lost in Japan. 377 00:49:15,477 --> 00:49:18,856 If he's done any movies, no one's seen them. 378 00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:24,778 That's about it. 379 00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:28,157 I don't know what bothers you. 380 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,785 According to this 381 00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:34,204 you've never worked with a more educated man. 382 00:49:34,329 --> 00:49:36,665 Who are you gonna trust if not a child psychologist. 383 00:49:36,748 --> 00:49:38,584 who is working for the Security? 384 00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:56,745 Hit it, dad, tear it, dad, uncle Vukmir is shooting. 385 00:51:44,626 --> 00:51:46,336 Want something to eat? 386 00:51:46,462 --> 00:51:48,714 No, I've had my daily dose of rye. 387 00:52:01,435 --> 00:52:05,105 You don't have to go, you can do it over the phone. 388 00:52:05,981 --> 00:52:09,651 No, I must show up. It wouldn't be fair. 389 00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:07,000 Today we're shooting at home again. 390 00:53:07,751 --> 00:53:11,338 Without me. As today, I'm retiring. 391 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:21,473 Is there any way for me to convince you otherwise? 392 00:53:22,057 --> 00:53:23,100 No. 393 00:53:26,353 --> 00:53:29,273 The kids bother me. I can't do such stuff in the kindergarten. 394 00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:32,693 I fully understand you. 395 00:53:34,778 --> 00:53:37,614 But, in that case between you and the kids, 396 00:53:37,739 --> 00:53:41,034 I must choose kids. They're my specialty, my whole life. 397 00:53:42,286 --> 00:53:45,956 It's my fault. I thought you'd be better if you didn't know... 398 00:53:47,624 --> 00:53:51,295 If I had known from the start, I'd only have declined sooner. 399 00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,425 What did you say, kindergarten? 400 00:53:58,177 --> 00:54:00,637 That's a good term. 401 00:54:03,265 --> 00:54:06,643 This whole fucking country is one big shitty kindergarten. 402 00:54:08,437 --> 00:54:10,856 A bunch of kids discarded by their parents. 403 00:54:11,523 --> 00:54:13,901 Do you know what it feels like? 404 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:17,446 Your whole life you're compelled to prove 405 00:54:17,571 --> 00:54:20,532 that you're able to take care of yourself. 406 00:54:21,575 --> 00:54:24,495 To prove that you can shit, eat, fuck 407 00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:26,830 drink, bleed, earn money... 408 00:54:27,122 --> 00:54:30,876 do whatever it takes to survive, until you die 409 00:54:33,212 --> 00:54:36,965 Would you believe m if I told you that me and 410 00:54:37,257 --> 00:54:41,386 this wonderful family, that you're so anxious to leave 411 00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:46,433 are the only warrant of this nation's survival? 412 00:54:48,310 --> 00:54:52,397 We are the backbone of this country's economy. 413 00:54:53,273 --> 00:54:57,152 Only we can prove that this nation is alive 414 00:54:58,237 --> 00:55:01,031 and useful for anything. 415 00:55:04,785 --> 00:55:08,455 I can see that you're insane, I need no proof for that 416 00:55:09,164 --> 00:55:12,292 Just tell me, how does it all connect to pornography? 417 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:20,515 No, Milos, no, no! 418 00:55:24,179 --> 00:55:27,558 Not pornography, but life itself! 419 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,894 That's life of a victim. 420 00:55:31,645 --> 00:55:34,702 Love, art, blood... 421 00:55:36,525 --> 00:55:39,444 Flesh and soul of a victim. 422 00:55:39,987 --> 00:55:43,761 Transmitted live to the world who has lost all that 423 00:55:44,408 --> 00:55:47,578 and now is paying to watch that 424 00:55:47,661 --> 00:55:50,902 from the comfort of an armchair. 425 00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:54,501 I have no doubt that it sells well 426 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:57,171 based on the sum you offered me. 427 00:55:58,192 --> 00:56:01,029 Victim sells, Milos. 428 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,910 Victim is the priciest sell in this world. 429 00:56:08,682 --> 00:56:12,352 The victim feels the most and suffers the best. 430 00:56:13,395 --> 00:56:15,856 We are victim, Milos. 431 00:56:16,023 --> 00:56:19,172 You, me, this whole nation is a victim. 432 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,945 We're just too retarded. 433 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:25,365 And I won't be a victim because of that. 434 00:56:27,326 --> 00:56:28,577 But Milos... 435 00:56:28,827 --> 00:56:31,705 you're the only one in this film who is not a victim! 436 00:56:33,832 --> 00:56:34,917 Is that so? 437 00:56:40,339 --> 00:56:42,216 Allow me, as your shepherd 438 00:56:42,299 --> 00:56:44,551 to show you the power of a real victim. 439 00:59:09,321 --> 00:59:13,075 Can it be that you don't get it? 440 00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,328 This is a new genre, Milos! 441 00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:20,457 Newborn porn! 442 00:59:21,917 --> 00:59:23,669 Newborn! 443 00:59:37,891 --> 00:59:41,687 ...so that tomorrow, on 18th of May... 444 00:59:41,770 --> 00:59:45,566 ...you'll witness a new Serbian jet-set extravagance... 445 01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:55,923 Mobile user is not available at the moment... 446 01:03:05,808 --> 01:03:08,268 Mobile user is not available at the moment... 447 01:05:24,947 --> 01:05:26,990 If you only knew how easily 448 01:05:27,074 --> 01:05:29,409 cattle aphrodisiac is diluited in whiskey. 449 01:05:29,535 --> 01:05:32,496 Actually, rye doesn't kill sexual desire at all, right? 450 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:37,584 Viagra for bulls! 451 01:05:37,709 --> 01:05:41,463 A special recipe concocted by our sexy doctor who is 452 01:05:41,672 --> 01:05:44,758 so fond of speed that she puts it into coffee, too. 453 01:05:45,384 --> 01:05:46,844 Can he follow my words? 454 01:05:49,263 --> 01:05:50,722 Now, that's our stud! 455 01:05:51,849 --> 01:05:53,308 Look at him, look at him! 456 01:05:54,059 --> 01:05:55,498 Bravo, bravo! 457 01:06:44,109 --> 01:06:46,862 She's a dirty junky cunt! 458 01:06:46,945 --> 01:06:49,615 She destroyed her child, daughter of a war hero! 459 01:06:49,698 --> 01:06:53,827 Sweet little Jeca watched her mother fuck the junky bums. 460 01:06:53,911 --> 01:06:57,581 She is scum. Hit the whore! Hit the bitch! 461 01:07:01,376 --> 01:07:03,587 Yeah, you bitch! 462 01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,132 Yes, that's one of the bitch-mothers 463 01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:09,510 who conceive babies in lust 464 01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:11,595 and than throw them into a river. 465 01:07:11,678 --> 01:07:13,534 The lustful brood of wenches 466 01:07:13,743 --> 01:07:16,058 with endless gashes in them. 467 01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:28,403 Imagine she were your son's mother. 468 01:07:28,529 --> 01:07:31,281 Imagine her turning Petar into a dog-fucker's bitch! 469 01:07:32,074 --> 01:07:33,867 Imagine that, Milos! 470 01:07:37,079 --> 01:07:38,997 Strike her, hit her! 471 01:07:58,183 --> 01:08:00,269 That's it! Bravo! 472 01:08:01,103 --> 01:08:04,189 The unique magic of rigor mortis! 473 01:10:43,056 --> 01:10:46,059 That's right, make it right. 474 01:10:49,313 --> 01:10:51,148 Fucking cell! 475 01:10:55,330 --> 01:10:57,196 What? 476 01:10:58,530 --> 01:11:02,201 Never mind, he'll come to me. Don't worry, he will. 477 01:11:04,995 --> 01:11:08,665 Fucking hell. OK, run now. 478 01:11:33,482 --> 01:11:35,651 This one is on me. 479 01:12:11,937 --> 01:12:14,356 Now you ruined it all. You've destroyed the project. 480 01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:16,024 I did what? How? 481 01:12:16,150 --> 01:12:19,570 You could've drugged any of your apes to fuck like insane. 482 01:12:19,695 --> 01:12:23,991 You had Milos. Now you don't. Now he's a headless dick. 483 01:12:25,117 --> 01:12:27,744 If only you sliced, say, his son's ear 484 01:12:27,870 --> 01:12:30,497 he'd be his old self again! 485 01:12:31,123 --> 01:12:34,460 He'd fuck God in the ass at your command! 486 01:12:34,668 --> 01:12:39,381 Instead, you take a genius and fill him with a fuck-dope. 487 01:12:40,299 --> 01:12:43,177 You're cheap, just like everyone else. 488 01:12:43,260 --> 01:12:45,888 Fear is bad. It's a downer. 489 01:12:46,013 --> 01:12:50,350 He needs to rise high. To feel the ecstasy of a free fuck. 490 01:12:50,517 --> 01:12:53,479 When he feels it, he'll forget all 491 01:12:53,604 --> 01:12:56,482 including his wife, son, mother... 492 01:12:57,566 --> 01:13:00,611 What do you know about free fuck? 493 01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:04,448 What do you know of ecstasy? 494 01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:07,993 This is no art. You're no longer an artist! 495 01:13:09,411 --> 01:13:11,997 I'm not working for you anymore. 496 01:13:12,122 --> 01:13:14,875 Nor is Milos. I'm taking him home. 497 01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:45,484 Get away from me! 498 01:15:55,911 --> 01:16:00,707 God itself brought you, son. God sent you to deliver us... 499 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:06,004 God itself brought you, son. God sent you to deliver us... 500 01:16:06,213 --> 01:16:10,008 from that whore, may she rest in peace, 501 01:16:11,885 --> 01:16:16,682 She was a shame to our house. 502 01:16:17,474 --> 01:16:23,230 Raiko was a great warrior, but had a poor taste in women. 503 01:16:25,149 --> 01:16:30,821 Since he was killed, this house rots with no male to govern it. 504 01:16:32,072 --> 01:16:38,078 That's why God sent you as our savior from all worry. 505 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:50,924 There's not only house, but a daughter to take care of, too. 506 01:16:53,552 --> 01:16:58,557 Our poor Jeca became an orphan. 507 01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:02,978 My Alice in Wonderland. 508 01:17:04,021 --> 01:17:08,066 Raiko was killed just when he was supposed to 509 01:17:08,317 --> 01:17:12,446 prove to Jeca that he's not only a father, 510 01:17:12,571 --> 01:17:16,408 but a man as well. You came instead of him. 511 01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:22,581 You'll have the honor of giving her 512 01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:26,794 a virgin's communion. To make her a woman. 513 01:17:29,004 --> 01:17:33,383 Like my late father did with me. 514 01:17:44,394 --> 01:17:47,940 Come on, come on... 515 01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:53,612 Now! 516 01:18:06,959 --> 01:18:09,211 I'm gonna cut it off, you motherfuckers! 517 01:18:09,461 --> 01:18:10,963 No, Milos, no... 518 01:18:22,766 --> 01:18:24,476 Our film jumped through the window! 519 01:18:24,726 --> 01:18:26,436 What are you waiting for? After him! 520 01:21:02,801 --> 01:21:07,264 Marko, it's me. Come for me. Milos, what's wrong? 521 01:21:07,347 --> 01:21:11,518 Where are you? I'm in the Celopecka street, no 7. 522 01:21:11,602 --> 01:21:13,979 Milos! 523 01:21:49,056 --> 01:21:52,726 Hey, baby, where you headin' for? 524 01:21:53,101 --> 01:21:56,688 Out naked, but won't take a dick? 525 01:21:58,607 --> 01:22:01,777 Be polite, the girl is underage. 526 01:22:03,237 --> 01:22:05,948 So what if I am underage? 527 01:22:12,329 --> 01:22:13,997 Look at this jerk! 528 01:22:38,147 --> 01:22:40,607 No, Rasa, don't. 529 01:22:48,323 --> 01:22:51,410 Rare kind of Monks put seven adult he-goats 530 01:22:51,493 --> 01:22:53,829 into a shed during summer. 531 01:22:54,580 --> 01:22:57,666 They leave them for a month 532 01:22:57,749 --> 01:23:00,836 until their balls are like melons. 533 01:23:01,295 --> 01:23:05,466 When they get too hot, they start fucking one another. 534 01:23:08,594 --> 01:23:09,678 The monks take the dried bloody cum off their balls 535 01:23:10,095 --> 01:23:12,639 and mix it with milk. 536 01:23:14,391 --> 01:23:19,188 It makes the finest bread spread there is. 537 01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:25,235 You're a he-goat, Milos. I'm your monk. 538 01:23:26,653 --> 01:23:29,364 Don't worry, my child. 539 01:23:34,244 --> 01:23:36,872 My he-goat. 540 01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:44,171 I'll provide a fitting end for you. 541 01:26:56,947 --> 01:27:00,826 Welcome to a warm family home. 542 01:29:55,667 --> 01:29:59,922 A real, happy Serbian family. 543 01:30:02,758 --> 01:30:04,176 Life... 544 01:30:05,886 --> 01:30:07,304 Art. 545 01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:40,355 That's it, Milos. That's the cinema. 546 01:32:56,849 --> 01:32:58,976 That's film! 547 01:33:13,323 --> 01:33:14,825 Get away from me! 548 01:37:01,093 --> 01:37:08,433 In a winter night way up the hill 549 01:37:11,311 --> 01:37:16,942 A creek was frozen and covered by the snow. 550 01:39:42,296 --> 01:39:43,922 Come on. 551 01:39:48,260 --> 01:39:50,345 Start with the little one. 552 01:40:00,606 --> 01:40:03,400 DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER 553 01:40:04,401 --> 01:40:07,196 WRITERS 554 01:40:07,905 --> 01:40:10,157 DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY 555 01:40:10,741 --> 01:40:12,993 PRODUCTION DESIGNERS 556 01:40:13,660 --> 01:40:15,913 EDITOR 557 01:40:16,663 --> 01:40:18,916 MUSIC COMPOSER 558 01:40:19,875 --> 01:40:22,127 A SERBIAN FILM 559 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.moviesubtitles.org