Stop me, oh-oh-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh-oh-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh I still love you
...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to
My love
I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass-murder
Who said I'd lied to her
Oh, who said I'd lied because I never
I never, who said I lied, because I never
I was detained, I was restrained
He broke my spleen, and broke my knee
and then he really lay into me
Friday night in Out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her
Oh, who said I'd lied, because I never
Who said I'd lied - because I never
And so I drank one
And became four
And when I fell on the floor...
...I drank more
Stop me, oh-oh-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh-oh-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you
...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to
Less than I used to
My love