My name is Harry Baker.
Harry Baker is my name.

If your name was Harry Baker,
then our names would be the same.

(Laughter)

It's a short introductory part.

Yeah, I'm Harry.

I study math. I write poetry.

So I thought I'd start
with a love poem about prime numbers.

(Laughter)

This is called "59."

I was going to call it
"Prime Time Loving."

That reaction is why I didn't.

(Laughter)

So, "59."

59 wakes up on the wrong 
side of the bed,

Realizes all of his hair is 
on one side of his head,

Takes – just under a minute – to work out 
it’s because of the way that he slept,

He finds some clothes and gets dressed.

He can’t help but look in the mirror
and be subtly impressed

How he looks rough around the edges
and yet casually messed,

and as he glances out the windows,
he sees the sight that he gets blessed

with a 60 from across the street.

Now 60 was beautiful,

With perfectly trimmed cuticles,
Dressed in something suitable,

Never rude or crude at all.

Unimprovable, right on time as usual,
More on cue than a snooker ball

But liked to play it super cool.

59 wanted to tell her
that he knew her favourite flower,

He thought of her every second
every minute every hour,

But he knew it wouldn’t work,
he’d never get the girl,

Because although she lived 
across the street

they came from different worlds.

While 59 admired 60’s
‘perfectly round’ figure,

60 thought 59 was… odd.

One of his favourite films
was 101 Dalmatians,

She preferred the sequel.

He romanticised the idea
they were star-crossed lovers,

They could overcome the odds
and evens because they had each other,

While she maintained the strict views
imposed on her by her mother

That separate could not be equal.

And though at the time he felt
stupid and dumb

For trying to love a girl controlled
by her stupid mum,

He should have been comforted
by the simple sum –

Take 59 away from 60,
and you’re left with the one.

Sure enough it took him 2 months
of moping around,

61 days later, 61 was who he found,

He had lost his keys 
and his parents were out.

So one day after school 
he went into a house

As he noticed the slightly wonky
numbers on the door,

He wondered why he’d never
introduced himself before,

As she let him in, his jaw 
dropped in awe –

61 was like 60, with a little bit more.
(Laughter)

She had prettier eyes,
and an approachable smile,

And like him, rough around
the edges casual style,

And like him, everything
was in disorganized piles,

And like him, her mum didn’t mind
if friends stayed a while.

Because she was like him, 
and he liked her.

He reckoned she would like me
if she knew he was like her,

And it was different this time.
I mean, this girl was wicked,

So he plucked up the courage
and asked for her digits.

She said, "I'm 61."
He grinned, said, "I'm 59."

Today I’ve had a really nice time,

So tomorrow if you wanted
you could come over to mine?

She said, "Sure."

She loved talking to someone 
just as quirky,

She agreed to this unofficial first date.

In the end he was only
ready one minute early,

But it didn’t matter because
she arrived one minute late.

And from that moment on
there was non-stop chatter,

How they loved X-Factor,
how they had two factors,

How that did not matter –
distinctiveness made them better,

By the end of the night they knew
they were meant together.

And one day she was talking
about ‘stuck up 60’,

She noticed that 59 looked a bit shifty.

He blushed – told her of his crush:

“The best thing that never happened,
because it led to us”

61 was clever see,
not prone to jealousy,

She looked him in the eyes
and told him quite tenderly,

You’re 59 I’m 61 together we combine
to become twice what 60 could ever be.

(Laughter)

At this point 59 had tears in his eyes,

Was so glad to have
this one-of-a-kind girl in his life.

He told her the very
definition of being prime

Was that with only one
and himself could his heart divide,

And she was the one he wanted
to give his heart to,

She said she felt the same
and now she knew the films were half true.

Because that wasn't real love,
that love was just a sample,

When it came to real love,
they were a prime example.

Cheers.

(Applause)

That was the first poem that I wrote

and it was for a prime 
number-themed poetry night.

-- (Laughter) --

which turned out to be
a prime number-themed poetry competition.

And I became a prime number-themed
poetry competition winner,

or as I like to call it,
a prime minister. (Laughter)

And this is how I discovered
these things called poetry slams,

and if you don't know what 
a poetry slam is,

it was a format come up with
in America 30 years ago

as a way of tricking people
into going to poetry events

by putting an exciting word
like "slam" onto the end.

(Laughter)

And each performer got three minutes
to perform and then

random audience members
would hold up scorecards,

and they would end up
with a numerical score,

and what this meant is,

it kind of broke down the barrier
between performer and audience

and encouraged the kind
of connection with the listener.

And what it also means is you can win.

And if you win a poetry slam,
you can call yourself a slam champion

and pretend you're a wrestler,

and if you lose a poetry slam you can say,
"Oh, what, poetry's a subjective art form,

you can't put numbers on such things."

(Laughter)

But I loved it, and I
got involved in these slams,

and I became the U.K. slam champion

and got invited to
the Poetry World Cup in Paris,

which was unbelievable.

It was people from all around the world
speaking in their native languages

to be judged by five French strangers.

(Laughter)

And somehow, I won, which was great,

and I've been able
to travel the world since doing it,

but it also means that this next piece

is technically the best poem in the world.

(Laughter)

So...

(Applause)

According to five French strangers.

So this is "Paper People."

I like people.

I'd like some paper people.

They’d be purple paper people.
Maybe pop up purple paper people.

Proper pop up purple paper people.

‘How do you prop up
pop up purple paper people?’

I hear you cry. Well I…

I’d probably prop up proper
pop up purple paper people

with a proper pop up
purple people paperclip,

but I’d pre-prepare appropriate
adhesives as alternatives,

a cheeky pack of blu tack
just in case the paper slipped.

Because I could build a pop up metropolis.

but I wouldn’t wanna deal
with all the paper people politics.

paper politicians
with their paper-thin policies,

broken promises
without appropriate apologies.

there’d be a little paper me,
and a little paper you,

and we could watch paper TV
and it would all be paper view. (Laughter)

we’d see the poppy paper rappers
rap about their paper package

or watch paper people carriers
get stuck in paper traffic on the A4.

Paper. (Laughter)

There’d be a paper princess Kate
but we’d all stare at paper Pippa,

and then we’d all live in fear
of killer Jack the paper ripper.

because the paper propaganda
propagates the peoples prejudices,

papers printing pictures
of the photogenic terrorists.

There’d be a little paper me,
and a little paper you,

but in a pop up population
people’s problems pop up too.

there’d be a pompous paper parliament
who remained out of touch,

and who ignored the peoples protests
about all the paper cuts,

and then the peaceful paper protests
would get blown to paper pieces,

by the confetti cannons
manned by pre-emptive police.

and yes there’s still be paper money,
so there’d still be paper greed,

and the paper piggy bankers
pocketing more than they need.

purchasing the potpourri
to pepper their paper properties,

others live in poverty
and ain’t acknowledged properly,

a proper poor economy
where so many are proper poor,

but while their needs are ignored
the money goes to big wars,

origami armies unfold
plans for paper planes

and we remain imprisoned
in our own paper chains,

but the greater shame
is that it always seems to stay the same,

what changes is who’s in power
choosing how to lay the blame,

they’re naming names,
forgetting these are names of people,

cause in the end
it all comes down to people.

I like people.

cause even when the situation’s dire,
it is only ever people

who are able to inspire, and on paper –

it’s hard to see how we all cope,

but in the bottom of pandora’s box
there’s still hope,

and I still hope cause I
believe in people.

People like my Grandparents.

who every single day since I was born
have taken time

out of their morning to pray for me.

that’s 7892 days straight of someone
checking i’m okay and that’s amazing.

people like my aunt who puts on
plays with prisoners.

people who are capable
of genuine forgiveness.

people like the persecuted Palestinians
people out of their way

to make your life better
and expect nothing in return.

you see people
have potential to be powerful.

and just because the people in power
tend to pretend to be victims

we don’t need to succumb to the system.

and a paper population is no different.

there’s be a little paper me
and a little paper you,

and in a pop up population
peoples problems pop up too

but even if the whole world fell apart
then we’d still make it through

because we’re people.

Thank you.

(Applause)

Thank you very much.
I've just got time for one more.

For me, poetry has been the ultimate way
of kind of ideas without frontiers.

When I first started, the people
who inspired me were the ones

with the amazing stories, and I thought,
as an 18-year old with a happy life,

it was too normal,

but I could kind of create these worlds
where I could talk about my experiences

and dreams and beliefs.

So it's amazing to be here
in front of you today.

Thank you for being here.

If you weren't here,

it would be pretty much
like the soundcheck yesterday.

(Laughter)

And this is more fun.

So this last one is called
"The Sunshine Kid."

Thank you very much for listening.

Old man sunshine was proud of his sun,

And it brightened his day
to see his little boy run,

Not because of what he’d done,
nor the problems overcome,

But that despite that his disposition
remained a sunny one.

It hadn’t always been like this.

There’d been times when he’d tried
to hide his brightness,

You see, every star
hits periods of hardship,

It takes a brighter light
to inspire them through the darkness.

If we go back to when
he was born in a nebula,

We know that he never
was thought of as regular,

Because he had a flair about him,

To say the Midas touch is wrong

but all he went near
seemed to turn a little bronze,

Yeah this sun was loved
by some more than others,

It was a case of Joseph
and his dreamcoat and his brothers

Because standing out from the crowd
had its pros and its cons,

And jealousy created enemies
in those he outshone

Such as the Shadow People.

Now the Shadow People
didn’t like the Sunshine Kid,

Because he showed up the dark things
the Shadow People did,

And when he shone he showed
the places where the Shadow People hid,

So the Shadow People had
an evil plan to get rid of him,

First up – they made fun of his sunspots,

Shooting his dreams from the sky,
their words were gunshots,

Designed to remind him
he wasn’t very cool

And he didn’t fit in with any
popular kids at school.

They said his head was up in space
and they would bring him down to earth,

Essentially he came from nothing
and that is what he was worth,

He’d never get to go
to university to learn,

Only degrees he’d ever show
would be the 1st degree burns

From those that came too close,

they told him he was too bright,

That’s why no-one ever
looked him in the eyes,

His judgement became clouded

So did the sky,
With evaporated tears

as the sun started to cry.

Because the sunshine kid was bright,
with a warm personality,

and inside he burned savagely -

Hurt by the words and curses
of the shadowy folk

who spoke holes in his soul
and left cavities,

and as his heart hardened,
his spark darkened,

Every time they called him names
it cooled his flames,

He thought they might like him
if he kept his light dim

But they were busy telling lightning
she had terrible aim,

He couldn’t quite get to grips
with what they said,

So he let his light be eclipsed
by what they said,

He fell into a Lone Star State like Texas,

And felt like he’d been punched
in his solar plexus.

But that’s when
Little Miss Sunshine came along

Singing her favourite song
about how we’re made to be strong,

And you don’t have to be wrong to belong,
Just be true to who you are,

because we are all stars at heart.

Little miss sunshine was hot stuff -

The kind of girl when you looked at her

you forgot stuff,

But for him, there was no forgetting her,

The minute he saw her
her image burned in his retina,

She was out of this world,
and she accepted him,

Something about this girl meant he knew
whenever she was next to him,

Things weren’t as dark as they seemed,
and he dared to dream,

Shadows were nowhere to be seen;
when she was there he beamed,

His eyes would light up
in ways that can’t be faked,

When she grinned her rays erased
the razor-tipped words of hate,

They gave each other nicknames
they were ‘cool star’ and ‘fun sun’,

And gradually the shadowy
damage became undone,

She was one in a septillion,
and she was brilliant,

Could turn the coldest blooded
reptilians vermillion,

Loved by billions,
from Chileans to Brazilians,

And taught the Sunshine Kid
the meaning of resilience.

She said: “All the darkness in the world

cannot put out the light
from a single candle

So how the hell can they
handle your light?

Only you can choose to dim it,
and the sky is the limit,

so silence the critics by burning.”

And if eyes are windows to the soul
then she drew back the curtains

And let the sun shine
through the hurting.

In a universe of adversity
these stars stuck together,

And though days became nights
the memories would last forever,

Whether the weatherman
said it or not, it would be fine,

Cause even behind the clouds
the kid could still shine.

Yes, the Sunshine Kid was bright,
with a warm personality,

And inside he burned savagely,

Fueled by the fire
inspired across galaxies

By the girl who showed him belief.

Thank you very much.

(Applause)