- I'm like a single mother.
Look, we all know home ec is a joke, no offense.
It's just like everyone takes these classes to get an A.
It's bullshit and I'm sorry.
And I'm not putting down your profession but it's
just the way I feel.
I don't want to sit here all by myself
cooking this shitty food, no offense,
and I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu.
When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu?
Am I gonna be chef?
No, there's three weeks left in school.
Give me a fucking break.
I'm sorry for cursing.
- All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either.
Pair up with her, station four.
- Jules?
All right, I'll give it another shot.
Give home ec another shot.
♪ Do me baby ♪
♪ Like you wanna ♪
♪ Do me baby if you gonna ♪
♪ Love me boy anyway you can ♪
♪ Do me like a natural man ♪
♪ This ain't nothing but another thing ♪
♪ Ooh what you got boy ♪
♪ Let me show you what I'm gonna bring ♪
- Yeah, no one will notice this,
if we cover it with chocolate.
- The whole thing?
- Just dump it on, I'm serious.
- Okay.
(laughing)
- And now it looks professional.
- [Jules] That's really impressive.
And beautifully done.
- I think we're gonna get an A.
(laughing)
- So, what are you doing tonight?
- Nothing why?
- I don't know, my parents are out of town so I was thinking
of having like a party, you know.
I don't really know how many people are gonna be there but
you could stop by if you wanted to.
- Yeah, I love parties.
- Really?
I just don't really ever see you at them.
- You know, it's a love hate thing.
So, like, you know, right now I really love them though.
- Good shit right Miroki?
- Mm hmn.
- Yeah.
- Hey Miroki, could we have a minute alone?
Just, thanks.
Dude, Jules is having a fucking party.
- [Fogell] Hey.
- Don't tell Fogell about the party.
- Gangstas, what's up guys?
I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right
in front of me and she was wearing these tight white pants
with this black g-string and you can see right through
the pants man.
It was so sweet.
Uh, it's 10:33.
(stammering)
- What?
- I told her what time it was.
- That's the coolest fucking story
I've ever heard in my entire life.
It's insane.
Can I hear it again?
Do you have time?
- Yeah, yes, Seth.
I'm really gonna miss your knee slappers when me and
Evan are at Dartmouth.
- Yeah, while you guys are at Dartmouth I'll be over at
State where the girls are half as smart and thus
twice as likely to fellace me.
- What are you guys doing tonight, asshole.
- We got nothing tonight.
- Well, if nothing comes up
we can get shit faced again, huh?
I mean, you're always calling me a pussy and whatnot
but today you're wrong.
At lunch I'm going to the same place Mike Stanton went
to pick up my brand new fake ID.
Chigga chigga yeah.
Fake ID, fake ID.
- That's insane because everyone's just like,
I heard about this party and we shouldn't tell Fogell
about it and I was like no, we should totally tell Fogell.
That way you can buy us booze now.
That's awesome.
- Yeah, sure I'll buy the booze.
Yeah man we're gonna be getting our drinks on.
We're gonna party and crunk and rock out dude.
- If you're not in this class leave this class.
Fogell!
Hi.
- Okay, I'm...
- [Evan] Well done man, seriously, see you after class.
- Did you tell that idiot you're not
rooming with him next year?
- Not yet.
- All right, well you better.
That guy is the fucking antipoon.
- Seth, it's dishes time.
What's the hold up?
- We're getting a fake ID so...
It's not like a big deal.
- Wow.
- Not a big thing.