WEBVTT 00:00:00.659 --> 00:00:02.195 - I'm like a single mother. 00:00:02.195 --> 00:00:03.884 Look, we all know home ec is a joke, no offense. 00:00:03.884 --> 00:00:06.684 It's just like everyone takes these classes to get an A. 00:00:06.684 --> 00:00:07.907 It's bullshit and I'm sorry. 00:00:07.907 --> 00:00:10.136 And I'm not putting down your profession but it's 00:00:10.136 --> 00:00:11.111 just the way I feel. 00:00:11.111 --> 00:00:12.624 I don't want to sit here all by myself 00:00:12.624 --> 00:00:14.304 cooking this shitty food, no offense, 00:00:14.304 --> 00:00:17.115 and I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. 00:00:17.115 --> 00:00:19.189 When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? 00:00:19.189 --> 00:00:20.315 Am I gonna be chef? 00:00:20.315 --> 00:00:22.222 No, there's three weeks left in school. 00:00:22.222 --> 00:00:24.582 Give me a fucking break. 00:00:24.582 --> 00:00:26.415 I'm sorry for cursing. 00:00:28.248 --> 00:00:30.487 - All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. 00:00:30.487 --> 00:00:32.768 Pair up with her, station four. 00:00:32.768 --> 00:00:33.601 - Jules? 00:00:35.563 --> 00:00:38.027 All right, I'll give it another shot. 00:00:38.027 --> 00:00:40.194 Give home ec another shot. 00:00:46.892 --> 00:00:48.490 ♪ Do me baby ♪ 00:00:48.490 --> 00:00:52.054 ♪ Like you wanna ♪ 00:00:52.054 --> 00:00:57.054 ♪ Do me baby if you gonna ♪ 00:00:57.897 --> 00:01:02.897 ♪ Love me boy anyway you can ♪ 00:01:03.749 --> 00:01:08.749 ♪ Do me like a natural man ♪ 00:01:09.366 --> 00:01:14.366 ♪ This ain't nothing but another thing ♪ 00:01:16.036 --> 00:01:18.317 ♪ Ooh what you got boy ♪ 00:01:18.317 --> 00:01:21.119 ♪ Let me show you what I'm gonna bring ♪ 00:01:21.119 --> 00:01:22.941 - Yeah, no one will notice this, 00:01:22.941 --> 00:01:25.693 if we cover it with chocolate. 00:01:25.693 --> 00:01:26.545 - The whole thing? 00:01:26.545 --> 00:01:28.033 - Just dump it on, I'm serious. 00:01:28.033 --> 00:01:29.108 - Okay. 00:01:29.108 --> 00:01:30.240 (laughing) 00:01:30.240 --> 00:01:31.546 - And now it looks professional. 00:01:31.546 --> 00:01:32.783 - [Jules] That's really impressive. 00:01:32.783 --> 00:01:33.963 And beautifully done. 00:01:33.963 --> 00:01:35.221 - I think we're gonna get an A. 00:01:35.221 --> 00:01:38.065 (laughing) 00:01:38.065 --> 00:01:39.720 - So, what are you doing tonight? 00:01:39.720 --> 00:01:41.377 - Nothing why? 00:01:41.377 --> 00:01:43.298 - I don't know, my parents are out of town so I was thinking 00:01:43.298 --> 00:01:44.581 of having like a party, you know. 00:01:44.581 --> 00:01:46.093 I don't really know how many people are gonna be there but 00:01:46.093 --> 00:01:49.408 you could stop by if you wanted to. 00:01:49.408 --> 00:01:51.325 - Yeah, I love parties. 00:01:52.614 --> 00:01:53.994 - Really? 00:01:53.994 --> 00:01:57.306 I just don't really ever see you at them. 00:01:57.306 --> 00:01:59.057 - You know, it's a love hate thing. 00:01:59.057 --> 00:02:04.041 So, like, you know, right now I really love them though. 00:02:04.041 --> 00:02:05.110 - Good shit right Miroki? 00:02:05.110 --> 00:02:06.046 - Mm hmn. 00:02:06.046 --> 00:02:07.331 - Yeah. 00:02:07.331 --> 00:02:09.007 - Hey Miroki, could we have a minute alone? 00:02:09.007 --> 00:02:10.162 Just, thanks. 00:02:10.162 --> 00:02:13.682 Dude, Jules is having a fucking party. 00:02:13.682 --> 00:02:14.907 - [Fogell] Hey. 00:02:14.907 --> 00:02:16.802 - Don't tell Fogell about the party. 00:02:16.802 --> 00:02:18.495 - Gangstas, what's up guys? 00:02:18.495 --> 00:02:21.507 I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right 00:02:21.507 --> 00:02:23.631 in front of me and she was wearing these tight white pants 00:02:23.631 --> 00:02:26.235 with this black g-string and you can see right through 00:02:26.235 --> 00:02:27.339 the pants man. 00:02:27.339 --> 00:02:28.672 It was so sweet. 00:02:37.312 --> 00:02:38.562 Uh, it's 10:33. 00:02:40.263 --> 00:02:43.241 (stammering) 00:02:43.241 --> 00:02:44.074 - What? 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:48.331 - I told her what time it was. 00:02:48.331 --> 00:02:49.493 - That's the coolest fucking story 00:02:49.493 --> 00:02:50.326 I've ever heard in my entire life. 00:02:50.326 --> 00:02:51.159 It's insane. 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:52.207 Can I hear it again? 00:02:52.207 --> 00:02:53.040 Do you have time? 00:02:53.040 --> 00:02:54.091 - Yeah, yes, Seth. 00:02:54.091 --> 00:02:56.275 I'm really gonna miss your knee slappers when me and 00:02:56.275 --> 00:02:57.108 Evan are at Dartmouth. 00:02:57.108 --> 00:02:58.723 - Yeah, while you guys are at Dartmouth I'll be over at 00:02:58.723 --> 00:03:00.047 State where the girls are half as smart and thus 00:03:00.047 --> 00:03:02.346 twice as likely to fellace me. 00:03:02.346 --> 00:03:04.218 - What are you guys doing tonight, asshole. 00:03:04.218 --> 00:03:06.740 - We got nothing tonight. 00:03:06.740 --> 00:03:08.658 - Well, if nothing comes up 00:03:08.658 --> 00:03:10.267 we can get shit faced again, huh? 00:03:10.267 --> 00:03:12.185 I mean, you're always calling me a pussy and whatnot 00:03:12.185 --> 00:03:13.402 but today you're wrong. 00:03:13.402 --> 00:03:15.884 At lunch I'm going to the same place Mike Stanton went 00:03:15.884 --> 00:03:17.993 to pick up my brand new fake ID. 00:03:17.993 --> 00:03:19.673 Chigga chigga yeah. 00:03:19.673 --> 00:03:21.090 Fake ID, fake ID. 00:03:23.104 --> 00:03:24.605 - That's insane because everyone's just like, 00:03:24.605 --> 00:03:26.283 I heard about this party and we shouldn't tell Fogell 00:03:26.283 --> 00:03:27.962 about it and I was like no, we should totally tell Fogell. 00:03:27.962 --> 00:03:29.199 That way you can buy us booze now. 00:03:29.199 --> 00:03:30.099 That's awesome. 00:03:30.099 --> 00:03:33.075 - Yeah, sure I'll buy the booze. 00:03:33.075 --> 00:03:34.861 Yeah man we're gonna be getting our drinks on. 00:03:34.861 --> 00:03:37.622 We're gonna party and crunk and rock out dude. 00:03:37.622 --> 00:03:40.086 - If you're not in this class leave this class. 00:03:40.086 --> 00:03:41.123 Fogell! 00:03:41.123 --> 00:03:42.159 Hi. 00:03:42.159 --> 00:03:43.439 - Okay, I'm... 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:45.302 - [Evan] Well done man, seriously, see you after class. 00:03:45.302 --> 00:03:47.538 - Did you tell that idiot you're not 00:03:47.538 --> 00:03:48.420 rooming with him next year? 00:03:48.420 --> 00:03:49.263 - Not yet. 00:03:49.263 --> 00:03:50.439 - All right, well you better. 00:03:50.439 --> 00:03:51.554 That guy is the fucking antipoon. 00:03:51.554 --> 00:03:53.365 - Seth, it's dishes time. 00:03:53.365 --> 00:03:54.198 What's the hold up? 00:03:54.198 --> 00:03:55.541 - We're getting a fake ID so... 00:03:55.541 --> 00:03:57.972 It's not like a big deal. 00:03:57.972 --> 00:03:58.911 - Wow. 00:03:58.911 --> 00:04:00.494 - Not a big thing.