1 00:00:00,659 --> 00:00:02,195 - I'm like a single mother. 2 00:00:02,195 --> 00:00:03,884 Look, we all know home ec is a joke, no offense. 3 00:00:03,884 --> 00:00:06,684 It's just like everyone takes these classes to get an A. 4 00:00:06,684 --> 00:00:07,907 It's bullshit and I'm sorry. 5 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:10,136 And I'm not putting down your profession but it's 6 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:11,111 just the way I feel. 7 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,624 I don't want to sit here all by myself 8 00:00:12,624 --> 00:00:14,304 cooking this shitty food, no offense, 9 00:00:14,304 --> 00:00:17,115 and I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. 10 00:00:17,115 --> 00:00:19,189 When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? 11 00:00:19,189 --> 00:00:20,315 Am I gonna be chef? 12 00:00:20,315 --> 00:00:22,222 No, there's three weeks left in school. 13 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:24,582 Give me a fucking break. 14 00:00:24,582 --> 00:00:26,415 I'm sorry for cursing. 15 00:00:28,248 --> 00:00:30,487 - All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. 16 00:00:30,487 --> 00:00:32,768 Pair up with her, station four. 17 00:00:32,768 --> 00:00:33,601 - Jules? 18 00:00:35,563 --> 00:00:38,027 All right, I'll give it another shot. 19 00:00:38,027 --> 00:00:40,194 Give home ec another shot. 20 00:00:46,892 --> 00:00:48,490 ♪ Do me baby ♪ 21 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:52,054 ♪ Like you wanna ♪ 22 00:00:52,054 --> 00:00:57,054 ♪ Do me baby if you gonna ♪ 23 00:00:57,897 --> 00:01:02,897 ♪ Love me boy anyway you can ♪ 24 00:01:03,749 --> 00:01:08,749 ♪ Do me like a natural man ♪ 25 00:01:09,366 --> 00:01:14,366 ♪ This ain't nothing but another thing ♪ 26 00:01:16,036 --> 00:01:18,317 ♪ Ooh what you got boy ♪ 27 00:01:18,317 --> 00:01:21,119 ♪ Let me show you what I'm gonna bring ♪ 28 00:01:21,119 --> 00:01:22,941 - Yeah, no one will notice this, 29 00:01:22,941 --> 00:01:25,693 if we cover it with chocolate. 30 00:01:25,693 --> 00:01:26,545 - The whole thing? 31 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,033 - Just dump it on, I'm serious. 32 00:01:28,033 --> 00:01:29,108 - Okay. 33 00:01:29,108 --> 00:01:30,240 (laughing) 34 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,546 - And now it looks professional. 35 00:01:31,546 --> 00:01:32,783 - [Jules] That's really impressive. 36 00:01:32,783 --> 00:01:33,963 And beautifully done. 37 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:35,221 - I think we're gonna get an A. 38 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:38,065 (laughing) 39 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:39,720 - So, what are you doing tonight? 40 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,377 - Nothing why? 41 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:43,298 - I don't know, my parents are out of town so I was thinking 42 00:01:43,298 --> 00:01:44,581 of having like a party, you know. 43 00:01:44,581 --> 00:01:46,093 I don't really know how many people are gonna be there but 44 00:01:46,093 --> 00:01:49,408 you could stop by if you wanted to. 45 00:01:49,408 --> 00:01:51,325 - Yeah, I love parties. 46 00:01:52,614 --> 00:01:53,994 - Really? 47 00:01:53,994 --> 00:01:57,306 I just don't really ever see you at them. 48 00:01:57,306 --> 00:01:59,057 - You know, it's a love hate thing. 49 00:01:59,057 --> 00:02:04,041 So, like, you know, right now I really love them though. 50 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,110 - Good shit right Miroki? 51 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:06,046 - Mm hmn. 52 00:02:06,046 --> 00:02:07,331 - Yeah. 53 00:02:07,331 --> 00:02:09,007 - Hey Miroki, could we have a minute alone? 54 00:02:09,007 --> 00:02:10,162 Just, thanks. 55 00:02:10,162 --> 00:02:13,682 Dude, Jules is having a fucking party. 56 00:02:13,682 --> 00:02:14,907 - [Fogell] Hey. 57 00:02:14,907 --> 00:02:16,802 - Don't tell Fogell about the party. 58 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:18,495 - Gangstas, what's up guys? 59 00:02:18,495 --> 00:02:21,507 I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right 60 00:02:21,507 --> 00:02:23,631 in front of me and she was wearing these tight white pants 61 00:02:23,631 --> 00:02:26,235 with this black g-string and you can see right through 62 00:02:26,235 --> 00:02:27,339 the pants man. 63 00:02:27,339 --> 00:02:28,672 It was so sweet. 64 00:02:37,312 --> 00:02:38,562 Uh, it's 10:33. 65 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:43,241 (stammering) 66 00:02:43,241 --> 00:02:44,074 - What? 67 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,331 - I told her what time it was. 68 00:02:48,331 --> 00:02:49,493 - That's the coolest fucking story 69 00:02:49,493 --> 00:02:50,326 I've ever heard in my entire life. 70 00:02:50,326 --> 00:02:51,159 It's insane. 71 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:52,207 Can I hear it again? 72 00:02:52,207 --> 00:02:53,040 Do you have time? 73 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,091 - Yeah, yes, Seth. 74 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,275 I'm really gonna miss your knee slappers when me and 75 00:02:56,275 --> 00:02:57,108 Evan are at Dartmouth. 76 00:02:57,108 --> 00:02:58,723 - Yeah, while you guys are at Dartmouth I'll be over at 77 00:02:58,723 --> 00:03:00,047 State where the girls are half as smart and thus 78 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,346 twice as likely to fellace me. 79 00:03:02,346 --> 00:03:04,218 - What are you guys doing tonight, asshole. 80 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:06,740 - We got nothing tonight. 81 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:08,658 - Well, if nothing comes up 82 00:03:08,658 --> 00:03:10,267 we can get shit faced again, huh? 83 00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:12,185 I mean, you're always calling me a pussy and whatnot 84 00:03:12,185 --> 00:03:13,402 but today you're wrong. 85 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,884 At lunch I'm going to the same place Mike Stanton went 86 00:03:15,884 --> 00:03:17,993 to pick up my brand new fake ID. 87 00:03:17,993 --> 00:03:19,673 Chigga chigga yeah. 88 00:03:19,673 --> 00:03:21,090 Fake ID, fake ID. 89 00:03:23,104 --> 00:03:24,605 - That's insane because everyone's just like, 90 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,283 I heard about this party and we shouldn't tell Fogell 91 00:03:26,283 --> 00:03:27,962 about it and I was like no, we should totally tell Fogell. 92 00:03:27,962 --> 00:03:29,199 That way you can buy us booze now. 93 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:30,099 That's awesome. 94 00:03:30,099 --> 00:03:33,075 - Yeah, sure I'll buy the booze. 95 00:03:33,075 --> 00:03:34,861 Yeah man we're gonna be getting our drinks on. 96 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:37,622 We're gonna party and crunk and rock out dude. 97 00:03:37,622 --> 00:03:40,086 - If you're not in this class leave this class. 98 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,123 Fogell! 99 00:03:41,123 --> 00:03:42,159 Hi. 100 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:43,439 - Okay, I'm... 101 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,302 - [Evan] Well done man, seriously, see you after class. 102 00:03:45,302 --> 00:03:47,538 - Did you tell that idiot you're not 103 00:03:47,538 --> 00:03:48,420 rooming with him next year? 104 00:03:48,420 --> 00:03:49,263 - Not yet. 105 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,439 - All right, well you better. 106 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:51,554 That guy is the fucking antipoon. 107 00:03:51,554 --> 00:03:53,365 - Seth, it's dishes time. 108 00:03:53,365 --> 00:03:54,198 What's the hold up? 109 00:03:54,198 --> 00:03:55,541 - We're getting a fake ID so... 110 00:03:55,541 --> 00:03:57,972 It's not like a big deal. 111 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:58,911 - Wow. 112 00:03:58,911 --> 00:04:00,494 - Not a big thing.