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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, well, well your all very welcome along
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.92,0:00:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the Ballinclough community centre for this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.05,0:00:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Annual Feis Ceol Talent Contest
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.22,0:00:12.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Folks its a wonderful talent contest we have in store
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.39,0:00:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for all of you wonderful people here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.97,0:00:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:19.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First up on the bill is an act that I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.44,0:00:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very much looking forward to seeing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.86,0:00:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well they're a brother and sister
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.11,0:00:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dance and rap duo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.19,0:00:29.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd prefer to be known as
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.90,0:00:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the 'Ballinclough Badger'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.75,0:00:41.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a ferocious beast!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.71,0:00:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and his adorable little sister
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.25,0:00:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Clara
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.21,0:00:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.05,0:00:52.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well isn't she delightful
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.43,0:00:55.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whenever you're ready, you take it away
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.76,0:00:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go Clara
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.43,0:00:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Beat Boxing*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.52,0:01:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye can call me the Ballinclough Badger
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.36,0:01:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to change my name anyways
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.24,0:01:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause all the girls in the town call me Padraig
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.32,0:01:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But all the lads in the town call me Virgin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.91,0:01:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I should hope so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.50,0:01:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say Ballinclough, ye say Badger
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.71,0:01:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ballinclough!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.58,0:01:24.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Audience: Badger
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.25,0:01:24.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ballinclough
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.79,0:01:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Audience: Badger!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.09,0:01:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say 'Badger', ye say 'Not a Virgin'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.46,0:01:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Badger'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.05,0:01:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Audience: 'Not a Virgin'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.84,0:01:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Badger!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.34,0:01:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Audience: Not a Virgin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.05,0:01:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm definitely not a virgin okay so there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.72,0:01:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Beatboxing*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.72,0:01:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody tells me what to do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.39,0:01:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except mammy and granny
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.77,0:01:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and uncle Seamus, who's back drinking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.23,0:01:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is Clara
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.99,0:01:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.66,0:01:56.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah that's very upsetting
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.37,0:01:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long was he off the drink Padraig?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.87,0:01:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four days
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.83,0:01:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four days?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.04,0:02:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh that's atrocious
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.58,0:02:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's very sad
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.87,0:02:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a powerful man all the same
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.87,0:02:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know he is yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.92,0:02:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And mam has Alopecia
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.13,0:02:07.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhhhhhh
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.09,0:02:09.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's a nasty one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.55,0:02:11.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be honest it was the last thing this family
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.67,0:02:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at this moment in time
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.88,0:02:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Beatboxes*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.43,0:02:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Gardaí, come up to me and say:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.60,0:02:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Badger
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.31,0:02:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.81,0:02:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've forgotten
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.23,0:02:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clara! The denim jacket line
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.74,0:02:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Gardaí, come up to me and say:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.32,0:02:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Badger
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.16,0:02:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.82,0:02:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gone again
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.70,0:02:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clara! 'Where'd you get the denim jacket'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.37,0:02:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,denim jacket..
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.29,0:02:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Gardaí, come up to me and say:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.16,0:02:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHERE'D YOU GET THE DENIM JACKET!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.29,0:02:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look em up and down and say:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.67,0:02:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Up Yours'.... in brackets
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.54,0:02:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.63,0:02:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, no, no
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.71,0:02:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop that Clara!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.22,0:02:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very rude
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.68,0:02:57.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a rude symbol to make
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.93,0:02:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Padraig!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.76,0:03:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Padraig, you leave the mayor alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.18,0:03:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry Seamus.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.56,0:03:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.43,0:03:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't doin it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.56,0:03:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You WERE doin it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.06,0:03:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Padraig, you're still doin it now quit it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.73,0:03:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, stop that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.98,0:03:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very rude
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.69,0:03:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah Padraig now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.74,0:03:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Padraig!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.74,0:03:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Padraig!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.65,0:03:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm ten
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.41,0:03:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a messer, that's what you are alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.24,0:03:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you gonna stop that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.24,0:03:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna stop yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.95,0:03:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't do it again, scout's honour
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.20,0:03:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case, we might to a quick interview
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.50,0:03:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with you alright
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.21,0:03:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you just step over here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.50,0:03:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just look staight into that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.29,0:03:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,television camera just there
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.71,0:03:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're just going to do a quick interview
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.30,0:03:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.96,0:03:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can relax Padraig it's okay
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.18,0:03:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well not that much
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.47,0:03:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Padraig you're...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.97,0:03:41.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,em
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.55,0:03:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.85,0:03:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're joined now with the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.56,0:03:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ballinclough Badger
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.39,0:03:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Padraig, that was an absolutely
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.40,0:03:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beautiful tune you had for us at the start
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.73,0:03:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, thanks, that one's dedicated to all
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.19,0:03:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the w***s and b*****s in Ballinclough
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.61,0:03:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EXCUSE YOU!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.53,0:03:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse you for using that language
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.03,0:03:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this television programme
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.90,0:03:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a professional rapper!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.95,0:04:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a professional eejit Padraig
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.99,0:04:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you're to cut that out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.04,0:04:05.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had it up to here with you alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.66,0:04:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, right
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.37,0:04:08.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, now we're going to move on to your
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.41,0:04:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beautiful sister's interview alright
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.04,0:04:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Clara please join
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.42,0:04:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me over here yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.79,0:04:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,N...n...no....
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.46,0:04:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh folks, I think she's shy
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.22,0:04:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are ye shy pet are ye?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.59,0:04:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop...n...no
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.10,0:04:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will not stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.43,0:04:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will I come over and get ya will I?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.85,0:04:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, ye won't
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.64,0:04:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will I come over there and get ye?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.31,0:04:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh I'm coming te get ye!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.81,0:04:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here i come to get ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.60,0:04:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F**K OFF!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.48,0:04:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.74,0:04:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you use that appalling language
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.28,0:04:42.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is an absolute disgrace
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.74,0:04:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you're to come over this instant
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.91,0:04:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,young lady
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.45,0:04:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right this instant right now
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.24,0:04:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to talk about this,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.20,0:04:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take my hand and come on
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.16,0:04:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clara.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.04,0:04:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Clara, come on
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.62,0:04:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Audience: Ahhhhhh
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.04,0:04:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! well, i eh...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.50,0:04:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah there ya go, would ya look at ye
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.76,0:05:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're as pretty as a princess
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.80,0:05:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.68,0:05:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now come over here
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.89,0:05:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to do a little interview
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.51,0:05:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with ya Clara
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.39,0:05:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't she gorgeous
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.64,0:05:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at ye, don't you look absolutely
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.52,0:05:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gorgeous
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.85,0:05:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a princess!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.77,0:05:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you are a princess
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.98,0:05:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's your favourite Disney princess?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.78,0:05:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My little mermaid
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.19,0:05:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My little mermaid?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.40,0:05:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.90,0:05:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that's wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.95,0:05:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that's okay
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.99,0:05:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look darling
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.58,0:05:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should stay on script for Vicar Street
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.45,0:05:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah...don't..
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.91,0:05:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clara's on ritalin.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.08,0:05:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She is
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.08,0:05:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Helps her think straight
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.42,0:05:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah....yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.00,0:05:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you look absolutely gorgeous
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.88,0:05:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't she look absolutely gorgeous folks?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.43,0:05:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Audience cheer*
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.72,0:05:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh look at that, they think you're a stunner
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.06,0:05:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, we're all wonderin
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.68,0:05:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where in the name of Whizz Boppers
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.93,0:05:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did you get such a beautiful
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.77,0:05:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little bow in your hair there now
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.11,0:05:59.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mammy made the bow
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.03,0:06:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mammy made the bow?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.61,0:06:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She must be a very talented mammy
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.99,0:06:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's mammy there
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.86,0:06:05.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that? That's not your mammy
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.12,0:06:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mammy wants a hug!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.87,0:06:08.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.45,0:06:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mammy wants a hug look
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.04,0:06:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.41,0:06:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.100,0:06:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.42,0:06:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, well done mammy
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.92,0:06:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're very talented
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.17,0:06:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you wouln't notice the Alopecia at all
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.05,0:06:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a bit of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.18,0:06:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I believe you've one more tune
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.47,0:06:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in store for us do ye?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.89,0:06:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YES
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.35,0:06:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very exciting
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.10,0:06:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what's this one about?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.73,0:06:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one's dedicated about my trip
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.57,0:06:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Dublin
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.48,0:06:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your trip to Dublin
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.78,0:06:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, well I'm very excited
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.44,0:06:45.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you take it away
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.82,0:06:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whenever you are ready
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.32,0:06:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.03,0:06:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right so.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.87,0:06:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Beatboxing*
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.16,0:06:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will I do the dancing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.12,0:06:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah you do the ff'ing dancing
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.83,0:06:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.62,0:06:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Beatboxing*
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.67,0:07:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to leave Ballinclough
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.55,0:07:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or I'd be dead by twelve
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.71,0:07:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I went to Dublin to the capital
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.09,0:07:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's not rapital!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.51,0:07:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Dublin is s***e here's why
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.51,0:07:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.01,0:07:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Spire is s***e
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.60,0:07:11.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The LUAS is s***e
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.43,0:07:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Croke Park is s***e
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.22,0:07:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Molly Malone is s***e
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.14,0:07:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Viking splash is s***e
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.06,0:07:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Book of Kells is s***e
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.89,0:07:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vicar Street's alright,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.98,0:07:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only jokin it's s***e.....
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.14,0:07:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaa oohhh!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.27,0:07:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.77,0:07:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, no, no
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.86,0:07:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not true
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.90,0:07:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, stop that
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.82,0:07:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, stop that guys
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.53,0:07:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop that its not fair
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.94,0:07:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It took us so long to get here!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.70,0:07:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would ya say that!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.95,0:07:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finish up!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.24,0:07:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ghost tour was s***e
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.54,0:07:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't go to the Guinness Storehouse
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.20,0:07:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Clara did
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.91,0:07:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she saaaaaaaaid
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.83,0:07:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iiiiiitttttttt
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.71,0:07:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.21,0:07:40.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd you get the denim jacket!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.13,0:07:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah Clara!