1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,919
Well, well, well your all very welcome along

2
00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:06,047
to the Ballinclough community centre for this

3
00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:09,009
The Annual Feis Ceol Talent Contest

4
00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:12,387
Folks its a wonderful talent contest we have in store

5
00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,973
for all of you wonderful people here

6
00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:15,557
tonight

7
00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,394
First up on the bill is an act that I'm

8
00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,855
very much looking forward to seeing

9
00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,773
Well they're a brother and sister

10
00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:28,194
dance and rap duo

11
00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,904
He'd prefer to be known as

12
00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:32,240
the 'Ballinclough Badger'

13
00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,374
What a ferocious beast!

14
00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,252
and his adorable little sister

15
00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,504
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Clara

16
00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,131
Ah now.

17
00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,427
Well isn't she delightful

18
00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:55,472
whenever you're ready, you take it away

19
00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,431
Here we go Clara

20
00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,434
*Beat Boxing*

21
00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,359
Ye can call me the Ballinclough Badger

22
00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,236
I had to change my name anyways

23
00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,322
Cause all the girls in the town call me Padraig

24
00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,616
But all the lads in the town call me Virgin

25
00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,328
Well, I should hope so

26
00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,707
I say Ballinclough, ye say Badger

27
00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:23,583
Ballinclough!

28
00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,250
Audience: Badger

29
00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:24,793
Ballinclough

30
00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:25,460
Audience: Badger!

31
00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,465
I say 'Badger', ye say 'Not a Virgin'

32
00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,049
'Badger'

33
00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:31,841
Audience: 'Not a Virgin'

34
00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:32,342
Badger!

35
00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,051
Audience: Not a Virgin

36
00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,344
I'm definitely not a virgin okay so there

37
00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:37,180
*Beatboxing*

38
00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:40,391
Nobody tells me what to do

39
00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:41,768
except mammy and granny

40
00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,561
and uncle Seamus, who's back drinking

41
00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,151
He is Clara

42
00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:52,904
Oh no.

43
00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,366
Ah that's very upsetting

44
00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,617
How long was he off the drink Padraig?

45
00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:58,535
Four days

46
00:01:58,827 --> 00:01:59,536
Four days?

47
00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,371
Oh that's atrocious

48
00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:02,872
I know it's very sad

49
00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:03,665
He's a powerful man all the same

50
00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:04,916
I know he is yeah

51
00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,126
And mam has Alopecia

52
00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,710
Ohhhhhhhh

53
00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,546
Oh, that's a nasty one

54
00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,548
To be honest it was the last thing this family

55
00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:12,590
at this moment in time

56
00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,929
*Beatboxes*

57
00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:22,225
The Gardaí, come up to me and say:

58
00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,309
Hey Badger

59
00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:25,812
Yeah?

60
00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:28,857
I've forgotten

61
00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,152
Clara! The denim jacket line

62
00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,114
The Gardaí, come up to me and say:

63
00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,031
Hey Badger

64
00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:37,657
Yeah?!

65
00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,825
It's gone again

66
00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,370
Clara! 'Where'd you get the denim jacket'

67
00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,288
denim jacket..

68
00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,914
The Gardaí, come up to me and say:

69
00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,292
WHERE'D YOU GET THE DENIM JACKET!

70
00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,668
I look em up and down and say:

71
00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:49,669
'Up Yours'.... in brackets

72
00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:51,045
Oh no!!

73
00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:52,505
Oh no, no, no

74
00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,090
Stop that Clara!

75
00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,675
That's very rude

76
00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,468
That's a rude symbol to make

77
00:02:58,928 --> 00:02:59,762
Padraig!

78
00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,181
Padraig, you leave the mayor alone!

79
00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,056
I'm sorry Seamus.

80
00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:03,266
Stop that!

81
00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,559
I wasn't doin it!

82
00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,560
You WERE doin it

83
00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:08,479
Padraig, you're still doin it now quit it

84
00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:09,939
Come on, stop that

85
00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,065
That's very rude

86
00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:12,734
Ah Padraig now.

87
00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:14,694
Padraig!

88
00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,362
Padraig!

89
00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:17,155
I'm ten

90
00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,033
You're a messer, that's what you are alright?

91
00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,159
Are you gonna stop that?

92
00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:21,951
I'm gonna stop yeah

93
00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,494
I won't do it again, scout's honour

94
00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,498
In that case, we might to a quick interview

95
00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,208
with you alright

96
00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,500
So if you just step over here

97
00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,293
and just look staight into that

98
00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,711
television camera just there

99
00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,880
we're just going to do a quick interview

100
00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:35,965
Alright?

101
00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,133
You can relax Padraig it's okay

102
00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,385
Well not that much

103
00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,762
Padraig you're...

104
00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:41,471
em

105
00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:42,513
No, no it's...

106
00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,559
We're joined now with the

107
00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:47,393
Ballinclough Badger

108
00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,395
and Padraig, that was an absolutely

109
00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,731
beautiful tune you had for us at the start

110
00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,191
Yeah, thanks, that one's dedicated to all

111
00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,525
the w***s and b*****s in Ballinclough

112
00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,485
EXCUSE YOU!!

113
00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,029
Excuse you for using that language

114
00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:58,905
on this television programme

115
00:03:58,905 --> 00:03:59,948
I'm a professional rapper!

116
00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,908
You're a professional eejit Padraig

117
00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,035
Now you're to cut that out

118
00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,662
I've had it up to here with you alright?

119
00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:06,371
Yeah, right

120
00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,414
Right, now we're going to move on to your

121
00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,749
beautiful sister's interview alright

122
00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,417
So Clara please join

123
00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,252
me over here yes?

124
00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,128
N...n...no....

125
00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,216
Oh folks, I think she's shy

126
00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,593
Are ye shy pet are ye?

127
00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:21,594
Stop...n...no

128
00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,347
I will not stop!

129
00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,599
Will I come over and get ya will I?

130
00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:27,642
No, ye won't

131
00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:28,559
Will I come over there and get ye?

132
00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,812
Oooh I'm coming te get ye!

133
00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:31,312
Here i come to get ya!

134
00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:33,356
F**K OFF!!

135
00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,274
WHAT!!

136
00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,697
How dare you use that appalling language

137
00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,740
That is an absolute disgrace

138
00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:43,908
Now you're to come over this instant

139
00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:44,450
young lady

140
00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,702
Right this instant right now

141
00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,203
I don't want to talk about this,

142
00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:47,912
take my hand and come on

143
00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:49,664
Clara.

144
00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,333
Now, Clara, come on

145
00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,918
Audience: Ahhhhhh

146
00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,505
Oh no! well, i eh...

147
00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,048
Ah there ya go, would ya look at ye

148
00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,175
You're as pretty as a princess

149
00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:02,510
Aren't ya?

150
00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:03,886
Now come over here

151
00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,388
We're going to do a little interview

152
00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:06,389
with ya Clara

153
00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,640
Isn't she gorgeous

154
00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,392
Look at ye, don't you look absolutely

155
00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:10,184
gorgeous

156
00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:11,894
I'm a princess!

157
00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,230
Oh, you are a princess

158
00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,274
Who's your favourite Disney princess?

159
00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:18,985
My little mermaid

160
00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,403
My little mermaid?

161
00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:20,903
Yeah

162
00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:21,946
I think that's wrong

163
00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:22,822
but that's okay

164
00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,115
Now look darling

165
00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,245
I should stay on script for Vicar Street

166
00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,038
Yeah...don't..

167
00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,206
Clara's on ritalin.

168
00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:34,917
She is

169
00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,253
Helps her think straight

170
00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,212
Ah....yeah

171
00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,673
Well you look absolutely gorgeous

172
00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,425
Doesn't she look absolutely gorgeous folks?

173
00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,219
*Audience cheer*

174
00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,513
Oh look at that, they think you're a stunner

175
00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,682
Now, we're all wonderin

176
00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,392
Where in the name of Whizz Boppers

177
00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,770
did you get such a beautiful

178
00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,480
little bow in your hair there now

179
00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,692
My mammy made the bow

180
00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,611
Your mammy made the bow?

181
00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,987
She must be a very talented mammy

182
00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:03,863
There's mammy there

183
00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,823
Is that? That's not your mammy

184
00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,325
Mammy wants a hug!

185
00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:08,368
Yeah!

186
00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,911
Mammy wants a hug look

187
00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,121
There it is!

188
00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,289
Look at that

189
00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:14,665
Ah yeah

190
00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:19,921
Ah, well done mammy

191
00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,172
You're very talented

192
00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,341
and you wouln't notice the Alopecia at all

193
00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,010
Not a bit of it!

194
00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,473
Now, I believe you've one more tune

195
00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,557
in store for us do ye?

196
00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:32,392
YES

197
00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,771
That's very exciting

198
00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,731
and what's this one about?

199
00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,566
This one's dedicated about my trip

200
00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:41,234
to Dublin

201
00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,777
Your trip to Dublin

202
00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,237
Alright, well I'm very excited

203
00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,446
you take it away

204
00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,323
Whenever you are ready

205
00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:47,824
Okay?

206
00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:48,699
Right so.

207
00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,160
*Beatboxing*

208
00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,120
Will I do the dancing?

209
00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:52,703
Yeah you do the ff'ing dancing

210
00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:53,538
Sorry yeah

211
00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:57,375
*Beatboxing*

212
00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,546
I had to leave Ballinclough

213
00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,713
or I'd be dead by twelve

214
00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,841
so I went to Dublin to the capital

215
00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,301
but it's not rapital!

216
00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,512
No, Dublin is s***e here's why

217
00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:10,012
What?

218
00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:10,596
The Spire is s***e

219
00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:11,431
The LUAS is s***e

220
00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,223
Croke Park is s***e

221
00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,141
Molly Malone is s***e

222
00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,058
The Viking splash is s***e

223
00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:14,892
The Book of Kells is s***e

224
00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:15,977
Vicar Street's alright,

225
00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,103
only jokin it's s***e.....

226
00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,020
Whaa oohhh!!

227
00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:18,771
Oh no!

228
00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:19,856
No, no, no, no, no

229
00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:20,898
That's not true

230
00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:21,566
Now, stop that

231
00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,109
Now, stop that guys

232
00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,944
Stop that its not fair

233
00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:25,695
It took us so long to get here!

234
00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:26,612
Why would ya say that!

235
00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:28,698
Finish up!

236
00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,825
The ghost tour was s***e

237
00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,205
I didn't go to the Guinness Storehouse

238
00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:36,914
But Clara did

239
00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:37,832
And she saaaaaaaaid

240
00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:38,708
iiiiiitttttttt

241
00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,208
was?

242
00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,418
Where'd you get the denim jacket!

243
00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:41,752
Ah Clara!