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Well, well, well your all very welcome along

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to the Ballinclough community centre for this

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The Annual Feis Ceol Talent Contest

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Folks its a wonderful talent contest we have in store

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for all of you wonderful people here

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tonight

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First up on the bill is an act that I'm

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very much looking forward to seeing

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Well they're a brother and sister

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dance and rap duo

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He'd prefer to be known as

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the 'Ballinclough Badger'

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What a ferocious beast!

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and his adorable little sister

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Clara

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Ah now.

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Well isn't she delightful

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whenever you're ready, you take it away

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Here we go Clara

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*Beat Boxing*

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Ye can call me the Ballinclough Badger

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I had to change my name anyways

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Cause all the girls in the town call me Padraig

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But all the lads in the town call me Virgin

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Well, I should hope so

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I say Ballinclough, ye say Badger

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Ballinclough!

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Audience: Badger

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Ballinclough

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Audience: Badger!

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I say 'Badger', ye say 'Not a Virgin'

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'Badger'

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Audience: 'Not a Virgin'

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Badger!

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Audience: Not a Virgin

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I'm definitely not a virgin okay so there

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*Beatboxing*

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Nobody tells me what to do

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except mammy and granny

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and uncle Seamus, who's back drinking

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He is Clara

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Oh no.

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Ah that's very upsetting

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How long was he off the drink Padraig?

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Four days

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Four days?

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Oh that's atrocious

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I know it's very sad

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He's a powerful man all the same

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I know he is yeah

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And mam has Alopecia

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Ohhhhhhhh

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Oh, that's a nasty one

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To be honest it was the last thing this family

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at this moment in time

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*Beatboxes*

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The Gardaí, come up to me and say:

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Hey Badger

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Yeah?

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I've forgotten

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Clara! The denim jacket line

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The Gardaí, come up to me and say:

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Hey Badger

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Yeah?!

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It's gone again

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Clara! 'Where'd you get the denim jacket'

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denim jacket..

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The Gardaí, come up to me and say:

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WHERE'D YOU GET THE DENIM JACKET!

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I look em up and down and say:

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'Up Yours'.... in brackets

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Oh no!!

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Oh no, no, no

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Stop that Clara!

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That's very rude

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That's a rude symbol to make

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Padraig!

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Padraig, you leave the mayor alone!

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I'm sorry Seamus.

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Stop that!

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I wasn't doin it!

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You WERE doin it

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Padraig, you're still doin it now quit it

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Come on, stop that

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That's very rude

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Ah Padraig now.

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Padraig!

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Padraig!

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I'm ten

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You're a messer, that's what you are alright?

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Are you gonna stop that?

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I'm gonna stop yeah

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I won't do it again, scout's honour

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In that case, we might to a quick interview

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with you alright

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So if you just step over here

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and just look staight into that

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television camera just there

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we're just going to do a quick interview

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Alright?

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You can relax Padraig it's okay

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Well not that much

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Padraig you're...

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em

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No, no it's...

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We're joined now with the

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Ballinclough Badger

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and Padraig, that was an absolutely

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beautiful tune you had for us at the start

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Yeah, thanks, that one's dedicated to all

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the w***s and b*****s in Ballinclough

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EXCUSE YOU!!

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Excuse you for using that language

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on this television programme

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I'm a professional rapper!

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You're a professional eejit Padraig

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Now you're to cut that out

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I've had it up to here with you alright?

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Yeah, right

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Right, now we're going to move on to your

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beautiful sister's interview alright

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So Clara please join

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me over here yes?

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N...n...no....

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Oh folks, I think she's shy

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Are ye shy pet are ye?

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Stop...n...no

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I will not stop!

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Will I come over and get ya will I?

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No, ye won't

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Will I come over there and get ye?

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Oooh I'm coming te get ye!

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Here i come to get ya!

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F**K OFF!!

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WHAT!!

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How dare you use that appalling language

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That is an absolute disgrace

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Now you're to come over this instant

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young lady

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Right this instant right now

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I don't want to talk about this,

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take my hand and come on

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Clara.

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Now, Clara, come on

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Audience: Ahhhhhh

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Oh no! well, i eh...

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Ah there ya go, would ya look at ye

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You're as pretty as a princess

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Aren't ya?

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Now come over here

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We're going to do a little interview

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with ya Clara

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Isn't she gorgeous

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Look at ye, don't you look absolutely

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gorgeous

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I'm a princess!

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Oh, you are a princess

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Who's your favourite Disney princess?

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My little mermaid

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My little mermaid?

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Yeah

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I think that's wrong

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but that's okay

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Now look darling

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I should stay on script for Vicar Street

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Yeah...don't..

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Clara's on ritalin.

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She is

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Helps her think straight

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Ah....yeah

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Well you look absolutely gorgeous

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Doesn't she look absolutely gorgeous folks?

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*Audience cheer*

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Oh look at that, they think you're a stunner

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Now, we're all wonderin

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Where in the name of Whizz Boppers

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did you get such a beautiful

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little bow in your hair there now

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My mammy made the bow

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Your mammy made the bow?

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She must be a very talented mammy

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There's mammy there

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Is that? That's not your mammy

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Mammy wants a hug!

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Yeah!

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Mammy wants a hug look

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There it is!

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Look at that

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Ah yeah

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Ah, well done mammy

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You're very talented

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and you wouln't notice the Alopecia at all

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Not a bit of it!

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Now, I believe you've one more tune

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in store for us do ye?

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YES

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That's very exciting

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and what's this one about?

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This one's dedicated about my trip

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to Dublin

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Your trip to Dublin

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Alright, well I'm very excited

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you take it away

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Whenever you are ready

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Okay?

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Right so.

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*Beatboxing*

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Will I do the dancing?

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Yeah you do the ff'ing dancing

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Sorry yeah

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*Beatboxing*

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I had to leave Ballinclough

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or I'd be dead by twelve

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so I went to Dublin to the capital

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but it's not rapital!

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No, Dublin is s***e here's why

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What?

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The Spire is s***e

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The LUAS is s***e

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Croke Park is s***e

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Molly Malone is s***e

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The Viking splash is s***e

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The Book of Kells is s***e

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Vicar Street's alright,

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only jokin it's s***e.....

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Whaa oohhh!!

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Oh no!

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No, no, no, no, no

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That's not true

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Now, stop that

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Now, stop that guys

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Stop that its not fair

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It took us so long to get here!

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Why would ya say that!

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Finish up!

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The ghost tour was s***e

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I didn't go to the Guinness Storehouse

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But Clara did

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And she saaaaaaaaid

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iiiiiitttttttt

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was?

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Where'd you get the denim jacket!

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Ah Clara!