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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.10,0:00:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Se eu fosse o diabo...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.99,0:00:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Se eu fosse o Príncipe das Trevas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.71,0:00:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tentaria envolver o mundo inteiro nas trevas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.12,0:00:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu gostaria de ter um terço do mercado imobiliário e quatro quintos da população
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.55,0:00:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mas não ficaria feliz até dominar a maçã mais madura
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.17,0:00:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da árvore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.33,0:00:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com isso quero dizer, que seria necessário, tomar conta dos Estados Unidos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.54,0:00:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Em primeiro lugar, subverteria as igrejas. Começaria uma campanha de sussurros.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.19,0:00:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com a sabedoria de uma serpente, sussurraria
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.16,0:00:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para você, como sussurrei para Eva: “Faça tudo que você quiser.”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.02,0:00:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Para os jovens, gostaria de sussurrar que “A Bíblia é um mito”.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.46,0:00:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu iria convencê-los de que o homem criou Deus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.76,0:00:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e não o contrário.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.20,0:00:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu diria a eles, em segredo, que o que é ruim é bom,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.24,0:00:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e o que é bom está “fora de moda”.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.84,0:00:45.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aos idosos, eu iria ensiná-los a orar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.85,0:00:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Pai nosso, que estás em Washington …”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Depois, eu me organizaria.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.39,0:00:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ensinaria os escritores a fazer literatura sensacionalista emocionante,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.75,0:00:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,de maneira que qualquer outra coisa parecesse chata e desinteressante.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.24,0:01:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu encheria a TV de filmes cheios de sexo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.45,0:01:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forneceria drogas para todos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.30,0:01:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu venderia álcool para senhores e senhoras da sociedade.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.39,0:01:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tranquilizaria o restante com comprimidos.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.08,0:01:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.03,0:01:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.62,0:01:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.46,0:01:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.01,0:01:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.83,0:01:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.85,0:01:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.99,0:01:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.23,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.58,0:02:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.26,0:02:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.94,0:02:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.43,0:02:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.54,0:02:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.54,0:02:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.16,0:02:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.29,0:02:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.74,0:02:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.75,0:02:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.40,0:02:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.69,0:02:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.54,0:02:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.92,0:02:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.17,0:02:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul Harvey