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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.10,0:00:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I were the devil...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.99,0:00:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I were the Prince of Darkness
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.71,0:00:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.12,0:00:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'd have a third of its real estate and 4/5 of its population
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.55,0:00:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.17,0:00:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the tree, thee.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.33,0:00:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'd set about however necessary to take over the United States.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.54,0:00:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd subvert the churches first, I'd begin with a campaign of whispers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.19,0:00:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the wisdom of a serpent I would whisper
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.16,0:00:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you as I whispered to Eve, "Do as you please."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.02,0:00:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To the young, I would whisper that, "The Bible is a myth."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.46,0:00:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would convince them that man created God
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.76,0:00:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of the other way around.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.20,0:00:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would confide that what's bad is good
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.24,0:00:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what's good is square.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.84,0:00:45.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the old, I would teach to pray, after me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.85,0:00:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Our Father, which art in Washington…"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I'd get organized.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.39,0:00:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.75,0:00:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.24,0:01:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.45,0:01:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd pedal narcotics to whom I could.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.30,0:01:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.39,0:01:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd tranquilize the rest with pills.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.08,0:01:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I were the devil I'd soon have families
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.03,0:01:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that war with themselves, churches at war with themselves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.06,0:01:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and nations at war with themselves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.30,0:01:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until each in its turn was consumed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.62,0:01:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And with promises of higher ratings
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.14,0:01:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd have mesmerizing media fanning the flames.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.64,0:01:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I were the devil I would encourage schools
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.99,0:01:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to refine young intellects, but neglect
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.83,0:01:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to discipline emotions, just let those run wild
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.46,0:01:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until before you knew it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.01,0:01:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd have to have drug sniffing dogs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.83,0:01:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.85,0:01:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Within a decade I'd have prisons overflowing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.99,0:01:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd have judges promoting pornography.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.59,0:01:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon I could evict God from the courthouse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.96,0:01:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then from the schoolhouse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.47,0:01:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then from the houses of Congress.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.23,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in His own churches I would substitute
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.32,0:01:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,psychology for religion and deify science.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.41,0:01:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would lure priests and pastors
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.36,0:02:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into misusing boys and girls, and church money.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.58,0:02:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I were the devil I'd make the symbols of Easter an egg
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.42,0:02:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I were the devil I'd take from those who have
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.70,0:02:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and give to those wanted until I had killed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.73,0:02:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the incentive of the ambitious.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.26,0:02:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what'll you bet?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.94,0:02:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could get whole states to promote gambling
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.43,0:02:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the way to get rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.54,0:02:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would caution against extremes and hard work
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.54,0:02:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Patriotism, in moral conduct.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.16,0:02:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.29,0:02:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that swinging is more fun
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.74,0:02:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that what you see on TV is the way to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.75,0:02:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And thus I could undress you in public
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.40,0:02:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I could lure you into bed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.69,0:02:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with diseases for which there is no cure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.54,0:02:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In other words, if I were the devil
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.92,0:02:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd just keep right on doing on what he's doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.17,0:02:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul Harvey.