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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stand up when the teacher talks to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.50,0:00:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell us the factor for the female of the species
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.70,0:00:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wu... 'y'... 'y'!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.50,0:00:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see how simple it is?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.40,0:00:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck it! Do it LIVE!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rise and shine mothafuckers, here's the fuckin' news!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are fake news!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.36,0:00:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am your host the Stimulator and in the United Snakes, public debates around gun control are once again heating up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.90,0:00:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yerr not getting our firearms! Do you understand?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.80,0:00:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As the nation reels from the emotional and psychological fallout of yet another mass shooting...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.05,0:00:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This time, the tragic Valentine's Day attack on Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, in Parkland Florida.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.15,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The shooter this time around was 19 year old \Nwhite nationalist fuck-puppet, Nikolas Cruz,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.26,0:01:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who walked into his former high-school...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.15,0:01:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and began indiscriminately firing on students \Nand staff with a swastika-engraved AR-15,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.56,0:01:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,killing 17 people and injuring at least 14.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.15,0:01:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before the smoke had even cleared, the sickeningly familiar and macabre ritual...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.55,0:01:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...of somber, post-massacre punditry and shameless poli-tricking was off to the fucking races.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.25,0:01:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You either chicken out, or you charge in and you're a hero
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.25,0:01:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a cultural issue
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.45,0:01:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moral blackmail
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.40,0:01:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Military-grade weapons
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.46,0:01:29.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The shooter did go in the building! And you know what? The teacher was already there!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.20,0:01:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Sit down
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.65,0:01:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Upon being informed by his handlers that the gunman wasn’t a Muslim, Black man, or a MS-13 member,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.68,0:01:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but just another run-of-the-mill white psycho out to get revenge on the world
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.40,0:01:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he sucked at Call of Duty, hated immigrants, and had hairy palms,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.78,0:01:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Orange One promptly took to his pulpit, \Nfirst to hopelessly try to pretend
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.95,0:01:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he gives a shit about peeps’ mental health,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.35,0:01:56.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then to try and soothe the frayed nerves \Nof America’s traumatized school children.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.55,0:01:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You come into our schools....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.43,0:02:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna be dead....
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.02,0:02:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's gonna be fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.05,0:02:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup. In a hilariously tone-deaf move \Nthat at this point should have shocked nobody,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.40,0:02:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but still somehow did… because let’s be real here…. \Nwho actually fucking says this shit?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.59,0:02:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could stand in the middle of fifth avenue, \Nand shoot somebody,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.43,0:02:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.99,0:02:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, almost fucking forgot. Anyway, \NTrump suggested arming
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.95,0:02:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fifth of all American teachers with guns,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.69,0:02:29.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that they’ll be locked, loaded and ready to \Nmow down any would-be school shooter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.78,0:02:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next time someone surely tries to shoot up their geography class.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.00,0:02:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean… what could go wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.02,0:02:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chaos broke out at Dalton High School in Dalton, Georgia on Wednesday
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.00,0:02:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when police say a teacher barricaded himself \Ninside an empty classroom and fired a gun shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.00,0:02:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, despite their time-honored \Nand remarkably straight-faced
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.80,0:02:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,regurgitation of NRA talking points,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.85,0:02:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the shit-peddling suits in DC weren’t \Nable to brush this latest
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.31,0:02:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,act of wanton fucking attrition under the proverbial rug,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.35,0:03:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as they soon found themselves confronted \Nby a crew of righteously pissed off teens
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.65,0:03:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who had not only survived this latest shooting,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.06,0:03:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but had also summoned up the youthful gumption \Nto point out just how fucked up it is
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.67,0:03:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that this shit keeps fucking happening to them!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.19,0:03:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When adults tell me I have \Nthe right to own a gun, all I can hear is
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.81,0:03:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"my right to own a gun out-weighs your students' right to live"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.07,0:03:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a kid, nothing ever that horrible should ever have to happen to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.87,0:03:23.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna feel safe at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.87,0:03:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seizing on the sympathy evoked in pretty much \Nall rational and decent people by these
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.75,0:03:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,children’s innocent fuckin pleas for safety,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.80,0:03:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Democrats and so-called “progressives” \Nin the US have seized
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.68,0:03:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this latest tragedy to try and once again push for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.90,0:03:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a variety of gun control measures, \Nincluding stricter background checks,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.53,0:03:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a complete ban on the sale of assault rifles.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.00,0:03:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buuuuuuuuuuut while that may seem like a pretty reasonable \Nproposition to most peeps around the world,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.23,0:03:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's just a couple of fucking problems. First of all, in case you haven’t heard…
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.52,0:03:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Americans kinda like their guns.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.00,0:04:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get some!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.31,0:04:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second, the idea of creating a \Nsituation where ONLY the pigs have guns
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.95,0:04:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is not exactly a solution for making peeps safer
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.26,0:04:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last year, those trigger-happy pieces \Nof shit shot and killed 987 people
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.95,0:04:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,far more than all those killed in mass shootings \Nand terrorist acts combined.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.84,0:04:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you count suckas?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.84,0:04:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t forget that California’s relatively strict gun control measures,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.89,0:04:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,passed in 1967, \Nwere a plot by Ronnie Reagan
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.10,0:04:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to criminalize the Black Panthers’ \Narmed community defense patrols,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.81,0:04:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which had been holding \Nshit down in their hood
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.81,0:04:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to help keep the racist Oakland 5-0 in check.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.81,0:04:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This action fit within a long history of the United Snakes government
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.52,0:04:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,limiting Black peeps’ access to arms,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.52,0:04:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in order to ensure the dominance of the nation’s
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.28,0:04:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,white supremacist power structure.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.28,0:04:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So while it makes sense that white liberals
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.28,0:04:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who expect the cops to have their back
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.79,0:04:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,might be down with gun control,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.79,0:04:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Black and Brown peeps....
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.58,0:04:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and revolutionaries of all mothafuckin stripes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.79,0:04:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should think twice about how \Nthis shit would actually play out in practice.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.40,0:05:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As arch-globalist, and three-time \N“Battle of the Bone” Prussian chicken
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.13,0:05:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wing-eating champion, Karl Marx, famously stated:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.13,0:05:09.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The arming of the whole proletariat with rifles,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.43,0:05:11.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guns, and ammunition
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.43,0:05:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should be carried out at once.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.43,0:05:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And should the bourgeois state come
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.43,0:05:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the proletariat's gats...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.43,0:05:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the proles’ response shall be
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.43,0:05:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAT BLAT BLAT.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.43,0:05:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Several anarchist and other \Nanti-capitalist revolutionary crews
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.07,0:05:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the United Snakes are once again \Nbeginning to get more familiar with using guns.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.20,0:05:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a necessary and long-overdue development
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.33,0:05:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that opens the doors for meaningful projects
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.33,0:05:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of revolutionary autonomy and community defense.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.33,0:05:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As for the problem of these horrific mass shootings…
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.79,0:05:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t have any quick solutions,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.79,0:05:42.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don’t think there fucking are any.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.79,0:05:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the end of the day, the United Snakes
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.30,0:05:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,s a complete fucking dumpster fire of a society,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.97,0:05:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with tens of thousands of people
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.97,0:05:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just one rough-day away from
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.97,0:05:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,opening fire on their co-workers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.93,0:05:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want lunch
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.93,0:05:56.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want breakfast
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.93,0:05:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well hey, I'm really sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.56,0:06:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? Well hey, I'm really sorry too
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.40,0:06:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a gun!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.40,0:06:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean shit… your former Vice President
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.36,0:06:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shot his friend in the fucking face \Nand nobody said shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.24,0:06:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y’all are just fucked.. sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.24,0:06:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep safe, and best of luck.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.79,0:06:16.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well…. that's all the fuckin news for this week.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.79,0:06:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until next time,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.79,0:06:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't forget to throw me some taco money \Nat sub.media/donate
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.38,0:06:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and be sure to follow me on all your favourite
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.79,0:06:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,corporate brainwashing and mass surveillance platforms.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.38,0:06:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just search for "Stimulator"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.38,0:06:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasta La Pasta companerxs!