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How's it going bros? My name is

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Pewdiepie and welcome to Friday's with

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Pewdiepie. So, it's Sunday and I realized

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I haven't made a Friday video. So I wanted

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to make a quick...(dramatic violin music)

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wait...what's that noise? Do you bros hear

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that? Where's it coming from?

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Wha-wha-wha?

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Sup' bitches?!

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So...I didn't have anything to make today

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so I wanted to make a new video and show our new, adorable

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little pug. His name is Edgar. Edgar Allen after the poet.

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So his name is Edgar Allen Pug. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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His favorite hobby is poetry and twerking. Isn't that right, Edgar?

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He's about one year old (laughs). Edgar demands a lot of attention.

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He was very nervous in our new home and he wouldn't let us sleep

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and it was just insane and I cannot believe I've been able to make videos this week

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because Edgar is so crazy.

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But...I'm glad we kept him because he's growing on me. He's such a sweet pug.

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We have another pug, as you know, in the video. She's actually in Italy right now.

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She's coming in a week. (Edgar speaks) "God, it's so boring. Shut up already."

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(Edgar speaks) "Don't you dare kiss me!" So, Maya, this is your new brother, Edgar.

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(Edgar speaks) "Sup, Maya? I can't wait to meet you or whatever."

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Umm, I really, really love Edgar. He's so chill right now. He's usually crazy!

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(Edgar speaks) "Cuz' you're fucking talking all the time."

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Alright, Edgar. Can I have a kiss?

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(Edgar speaks) "Geeze, Pewds. Not on camera! What are you doing?"

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Come on, just one kiss! (Edgar speaks) Nooo.

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Nooooo.

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"Nooooooo. Noooo. No, Pewds Whatever you're boring me."

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You have a little something in your mouth.

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(Edgar speaks) "What the fuck are you doing, bitch? You don't bite me!" I'm trying

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to teach him how to destroy barrels, but we're starting with footballs. Go, Edgar!

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Yes, that's right, Edgar. Kill. Killllll. Edgar, what are you doing?!

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Edgar! No! Not me! Help. Help!

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(laughs) Oh, shit! My nipple, Edgar! Ahh, my nipple. Ah. No! Ah. Edgar, no! Edgar, no!

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Ugh. That's disgusting!

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I'm sorry, I didn't have anything else planned today.

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I just wanted to make a video showing Edgar off. You're going to see a lot more

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Edgar in the videos in the future. So,yeah, I promise next week I'll do a more

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interesting Friday or whatever. (Edgar speaks) "Let me do the bro-fist, Pewds." Are you sure?

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(Edgar speaks) "Yeah, I'm ready. Alright, whatever. Umm, Brofist or whatever, yeah."

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"Here you go. Did I do it good, Pewds?"

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Yeah, you did. (Edgar speaks) "Whatever, I don't care."