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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.52,0:00:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it going bros? My name is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.10,0:00:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pewdiepie and welcome to Friday's with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.91,0:00:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pewdiepie. So, it's Sunday and I realized
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.10,0:00:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't made a Friday video. So I wanted
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.66,0:00:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make a quick...(dramatic violin music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.54,0:00:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wait...what's that noise? Do you bros hear
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.49,0:00:21.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that? Where's it coming from?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.39,0:00:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-wha-wha?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.56,0:00:27.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sup' bitches?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.47,0:00:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...I didn't have anything to make today
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.17,0:00:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I wanted to make a new video and show our new, adorable
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.27,0:00:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little pug. His name is Edgar. Edgar Allen after the poet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.11,0:00:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So his name is Edgar Allen Pug. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.43,0:00:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His favorite hobby is poetry and twerking. Isn't that right, Edgar?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.94,0:00:49.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's about one year old (laughs). Edgar demands a lot of attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.21,0:00:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was very nervous in our new home and he wouldn't let us sleep
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.66,0:00:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it was just insane and I cannot believe I've been able to make videos this week
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.50,0:01:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because Edgar is so crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.35,0:01:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But...I'm glad we kept him because he's growing on me. He's such a sweet pug.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.77,0:01:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have another pug, as you know, in the video. She's actually in Italy right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.10,0:01:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's coming in a week. (Edgar speaks) "God, it's so boring. Shut up already."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.10,0:01:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Edgar speaks) "Don't you dare kiss me!" So, Maya, this is your new brother, Edgar.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.72,0:01:30.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Edgar speaks) "Sup, Maya? I can't wait to meet you or whatever."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.45,0:01:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Umm, I really, really love Edgar. He's so chill right now. He's usually crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.16,0:01:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Edgar speaks) "Cuz' you're fucking talking all the time."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.56,0:01:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, Edgar. Can I have a kiss?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.80,0:01:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Edgar speaks) "Geeze, Pewds. Not on camera! What are you doing?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.27,0:01:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, just one kiss! (Edgar speaks) Nooo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.69,0:01:49.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nooooo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.93,0:01:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Nooooooo. Noooo. No, Pewds Whatever you're boring me."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.22,0:02:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have a little something in your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.60,0:02:05.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.27,0:02:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Edgar speaks) "What the fuck are you doing, bitch? You don't bite me!" I'm trying
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.10,0:02:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to teach him how to destroy barrels, but we're starting with footballs. Go, Edgar!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.18,0:02:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's right, Edgar. Kill. Killllll. Edgar, what are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.77,0:02:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edgar! No! Not me! Help. Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.59,0:02:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs) Oh, shit! My nipple, Edgar! Ahh, my nipple. Ah. No! Ah. Edgar, no! Edgar, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.98,0:02:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh. That's disgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.27,0:02:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, I didn't have anything else planned today.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.16,0:02:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to make a video showing Edgar off. You're going to see a lot more
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.27,0:02:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edgar in the videos in the future. So,yeah, I promise next week I'll do a more
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.88,0:02:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,interesting Friday or whatever. (Edgar speaks) "Let me do the bro-fist, Pewds." Are you sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.60,0:02:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Edgar speaks) "Yeah, I'm ready. Alright, whatever. Umm, Brofist or whatever, yeah."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.69,0:03:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Here you go. Did I do it good, Pewds?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.77,0:03:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you did. (Edgar speaks) "Whatever, I don't care."