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Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.30,0:00:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This episode of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.63,0:00:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the End of the World as We Know it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.08,0:00:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I Feel Fine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.24,0:00:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was made possible by contributions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.27,0:00:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from slaves like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.23,0:00:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.78,0:00:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Which brings us once again
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.37,0:00:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the urgent realization
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.94,0:00:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of just how much there is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.76,0:00:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,still left to own.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.24,0:00:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Item 6 on the agenda:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.78,0:00:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The meaning of life."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.51,0:00:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gooooooooood morning slaves
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.72,0:00:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and welcome to another sedition of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.51,0:00:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the End of the World as we Know it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.31,0:00:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I Feel Fine, where the long journey
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.55,0:00:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to a brighter tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.94,0:00:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,begins with a single step.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.24,0:00:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"In the past few weeks, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.48,0:00:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,five high profile bankers have died
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.55,0:00:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all from apparent suicides."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.69,0:00:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Another one!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.18,0:00:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hmm?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.25,0:00:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Another one just went past. Downwards."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.97,0:00:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Must be a board meeting."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.23,0:01:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am your host, the Stimulator
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.63,0:01:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it seems like just about
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.30,0:01:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every other week I get a message
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.23,0:01:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that goes something like this:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yo Stim!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.88,0:01:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big fan of the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.10,0:01:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just have one question...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.30,0:01:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when are you going to do a sedition
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.90,0:01:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on anarcho-capitalism?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.54,0:01:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever read Murray Rothbard?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.48,0:01:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,True anarchy is synonymous\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.98,0:01:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with free markets."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.04,0:01:18.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the most part, I don't
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.31,0:01:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,respond to these types of questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.52,0:01:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So... for all those of you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.82,0:01:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who have asked me over the years,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.65,0:01:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the answer is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.78,0:01:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahem:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.67,0:01:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck anarcho-capitalism!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.17,0:01:29.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously… at best, the attempt to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.39,0:01:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,marry anarchism and capitalism
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.29,0:01:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a nonsensical contradiction.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.66,0:01:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at worst, \N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.66,0:01:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the political equivalent of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.93,0:01:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what would happen if
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.96,0:01:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ayn Rand and Mussolini
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.57,0:01:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spawned a fedora-toting,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.80,0:01:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Austrian love-child,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.30,0:01:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who happened to be born with a disease
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.50,0:01:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that meant it couldn't go outside
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.24,0:01:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and so was forced to live its entire life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.98,0:01:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,confined to the bowels of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.58,0:01:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,online Reddit forums.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.88,0:01:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now… to be clear,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.48,0:01:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as an anarchist
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.58,0:01:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm all for smashing the state.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.08,0:02:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there's nothing particularly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.25,0:02:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,revolutionary or liberatory
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.12,0:02:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about smashing the state
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.76,0:02:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if it just means handing more power
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.43,0:02:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over to corporations.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.90,0:02:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.03,0:02:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it only makes shit way fucking worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.50,0:02:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you don't believe me…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.73,0:02:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just ask the people of Flint, Michigan.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.79,0:02:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We started to lose our hair,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.24,0:02:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all five of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.07,0:02:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we started developing rashes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.37,0:02:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on our arms and our face."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.87,0:02:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back in March of 2011,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.84,0:02:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michigan's an-cap Governor, Rick Snyder
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.76,0:02:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm an accountant."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.88,0:02:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,signed a bill which allowed for
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.72,0:02:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the special appointment of so-called
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.72,0:02:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“emergency financial managers”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.18,0:02:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which are essentially just a cabal
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.00,0:02:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of corporate technocrats
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.62,0:02:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are granted the supreme authority
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.56,0:02:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to override decisions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.73,0:02:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made by local governments,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.80,0:02:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all in the name of market efficiency.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.73,0:02:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Get in there. Get the job done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.30,0:02:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.61,0:02:47.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 2014,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.77,0:02:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in an effort to pinch some pennies,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.90,0:02:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flint's Emergency Manager
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.64,0:02:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darnell Earley,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.02,0:02:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,switched the source
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.28,0:02:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the city's drinking water
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.61,0:02:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the heavily polluted Flint River,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.41,0:02:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is chock full of a delicious,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.88,0:03:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thirst-quenching,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.08,0:03:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,industrial chemical solvent,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.65,0:03:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,called trihalomethane.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.55,0:03:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This toxic fucking slurry immediately
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.42,0:03:08.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,began corroding the city's pipes,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.39,0:03:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,causing a "trickle-down" effect of sorts
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.76,0:03:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- with shit tons of lead
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.86,0:03:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leaching into the water supply
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.53,0:03:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ultimately exposing the city's
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.50,0:03:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,100,000 residents
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.26,0:03:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to severe fucking lead poisoning.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.63,0:03:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I think in retrospect... uhh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.84,0:03:22.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if we all had, uhh, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.100,0:03:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20/20 hindsight,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.03,0:03:24.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'd do a lot of things different."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.87,0:03:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm an accountant."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.91,0:03:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I love you cuz you kill people."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.23,0:03:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, impoverished Flint residents
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.34,0:03:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who can’t afford to pay
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.71,0:03:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for their poison fucking water
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.01,0:03:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are getting their pipes shutoff altogether
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.12,0:03:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Stop the water shutoff!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.75,0:03:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Water is a human right!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.82,0:03:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like their neighbours
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.69,0:03:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the cash-strapped city of Detroit
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.56,0:03:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where thousands of peeps
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.09,0:03:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have had their drinking water cut off
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.86,0:03:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in strict accordance with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.33,0:03:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the libertarian logic
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.63,0:03:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the free fucking market.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.18,0:03:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe you can ask\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.12,0:03:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,peeps living in California's
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.76,0:03:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,San Fernando Valley,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.25,0:03:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who for months now
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.37,0:03:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have been dealing with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.34,0:03:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a giant fucking natural gas leak...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.31,0:04:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey Stim!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.04,0:04:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a natural gas leak for ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.01,0:04:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.70,0:04:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Fucking Christ, that's rank.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.85,0:04:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a sick fuck Agitator.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.82,0:04:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, as I was saying…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.55,0:04:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,residents of the Porter Ranch community
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.55,0:04:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,north of Los Angeles,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.09,0:04:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are currently facing the United Snakes'
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.96,0:04:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,biggest environmental disaster since 2010,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.16,0:04:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when the BP's Deepwater Horizon oil rig
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.83,0:04:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blew the fuck up in the Gulf of Mexico.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.20,0:04:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For months now,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.17,0:04:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a steady stream of methane
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.33,0:04:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has been spewing out the Aliso Canyon
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.67,0:04:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,underground natural gas storage facility,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.27,0:04:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,causing a slew of health problems
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.01,0:04:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for local residents.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.16,0:04:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"And I have terrible headaches,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.25,0:04:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my daughter experiences stomach pain,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.11,0:04:40.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my son's got nosebleeds.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.58,0:04:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just really bad."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.75,0:04:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,forcing the evacuation of thousands
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.65,0:04:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of peeps from the surrounding community,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.62,0:04:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and leading the state governor to declare
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.82,0:04:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a motherfuckin state of emergency.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.56,0:04:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To make matters even worse...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.29,0:04:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,methane is about 86 times more powerful
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.83,0:04:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than C02, in terms of its
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.43,0:04:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,greenhouse gas effect,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.86,0:04:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meaning that this fuck-up is making
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.57,0:05:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a gigantic contribution to the
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.14,0:05:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,runaway climate change already
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.14,0:05:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fueling a historically unprecedented
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.81,0:05:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,regional drought.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.24,0:05:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At its highest level,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.54,0:05:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this leak accounts for a whopping 25%
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.44,0:05:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of California’s total emissions
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.47,0:05:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– roughly equivalent to the effects of
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.64,0:05:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,driving 4.5 million fucking cars,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.25,0:05:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every single motherfuckin day.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.32,0:05:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This epic clusterfuck
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.75,0:05:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has been compounded by the fact that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.82,0:05:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Southern California Gas,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.32,0:05:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the company which owns the site,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.09,0:05:27.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inexplicably removed the facility's
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.100,0:05:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,emergency shut-off valve
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.53,0:05:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and never replaced it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.96,0:05:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No doubt because doing so
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.50,0:05:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would have cost them money
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.63,0:05:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they didn't want to spend.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.64,0:05:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And since the leak is 8,000 feet
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.90,0:05:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,underground, and extremely hard to get,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.27,0:05:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its expected to take several months to fix
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.04,0:05:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meaning that there's nothing that peeps
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.06,0:05:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can do but wait for the free market
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.62,0:05:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do its magic.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.20,0:05:52.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck anarcho-capitalism.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.54,0:05:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah....
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.46,0:05:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope that answers your question.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.92,0:05:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now stop bugging me about it.\N\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.76,0:05:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫♫ "These them droppers
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.06,0:05:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who don't hold heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.12,0:06:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gangstas who don't stroll streets.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.83,0:06:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next level criminality
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.23,0:06:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keeping shit low key.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.96,0:06:05.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not like Bobby Shmurda's dumb ass
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.63,0:06:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they do the Shmony tho.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.24,0:06:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean they show money
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.20,0:06:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then the police dance on our bones.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.90,0:06:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to overthrow
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.49,0:06:13.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cuz these banksters don't play
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.41,0:06:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plus made the rules up in this shady game.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.91,0:06:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gangbanging for major pay
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.38,0:06:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they pushin their laws like narcotics.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.43,0:06:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brown and Black males in them prisons
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.25,0:06:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,box up they products
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.44,0:06:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while how Nike be bankin
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.16,0:06:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the prison complex.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.09,0:06:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even Michael Jordan a gangsta
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.85,0:06:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- he also bank off the process.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.78,0:06:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooo... so fuck your idol.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.37,0:06:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your idol about that greed...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.63,0:06:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plus them Nikes don't fit
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.73,0:06:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my place, so dues
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.60,0:06:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I sold my freeze.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.13,0:06:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about our babies?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.53,0:06:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They get employed overseas.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.03,0:06:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And our women?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.97,0:06:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all know what happens
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.90,0:06:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to our women overseas.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.03,0:06:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prostitution rings,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.27,0:06:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cuz poverty's to blame.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.57,0:06:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exploitation at its highest
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.18,0:06:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always made in the USA
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.71,0:06:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by these gangstas
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.14,0:06:52.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and these pimps
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.81,0:06:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The trill us to trap us
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.92,0:06:55.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,y'all know what is is." ♫♫
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.55,0:06:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For weeks now,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.62,0:07:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,high-priced financial analysts,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.55,0:07:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hedge fund managers, and wall street execs
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.39,0:07:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have been shitting their
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.16,0:07:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ten thousand dollar designer suits
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.26,0:07:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a convergence of warning signs
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.50,0:07:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,indicate that a clusterfuck
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.33,0:07:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of epic proportions is about to hit the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.94,0:07:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,global motherfuckin economy.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.77,0:07:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mr Plouffe, have you seen the latest
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.53,0:07:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stock price?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.81,0:07:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hitting an all-time low of $18,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.17,0:07:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's still dropping.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.44,0:07:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Almost 400 billion dollars of wealth
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.74,0:07:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was lost today."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.47,0:07:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unlike the great financial shit storm
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.25,0:07:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of 2007 and 2008,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.88,0:07:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when bankers and coked-out stock brokers
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.15,0:07:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were too busy groping around
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.82,0:07:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a greasy fucking orgy of CDO
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.80,0:07:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and mortgage-backed derivatives trading
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.73,0:07:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see the writing on the fucking wall...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.03,0:07:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"And then that happens."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.10,0:07:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this time around,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.23,0:07:46.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this same assortment of capitalist scum
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.67,0:07:48.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are completely fucking aware of
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.64,0:07:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ten story shit-nami
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.04,0:07:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looming on the not-so-distant horizon
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.04,0:07:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but have no fucking way to stop it.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.54,0:07:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While millions of peeps were
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.11,0:07:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,glued to their screens this month
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.61,0:07:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cycling through photos of J-Beebs'
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.68,0:07:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucked up new hairdo
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.01,0:08:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and reading an endless supply of clickbait
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.08,0:08:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,articles about the new Star Wars flick,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.25,0:08:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,several top bankers were sounding the horn
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.82,0:08:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alerting their fellow rats
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.32,0:08:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the time has come to abandon ship.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.06,0:08:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shit!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.02,0:08:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Cheering{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.92,0:08:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey that was Wilkens of finance."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.60,0:08:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No that was Robertson."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.60,0:08:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On January 8th a leading economist
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.98,0:08:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the Royal Bank of Scotland \N
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.84,0:08:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,published a memo, urging investors
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.95,0:08:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to, quote, “Sell everything!”
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.91,0:08:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How can the price be going down?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.52,0:08:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Something's wrong!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.15,0:08:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and warning that 2016 is going to be a
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.82,0:08:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quote, “cataclysmic year” that could see
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.32,0:08:43.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up to one fifth of the total
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.86,0:08:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,global stock market wiped the fuck out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.21,0:08:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What you're telling me is that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.36,0:08:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the music is about to stop,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.97,0:08:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we're going to be left holding
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.70,0:08:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the biggest bag of odorous excrement
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.97,0:08:59.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever assembled in the history of....
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.42,0:09:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,capitalism?"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.77,0:09:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This gloomy prediction has been
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.28,0:09:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more or less echoed by economists
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.98,0:09:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at several behemoth fucking banks,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.04,0:09:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including Morgan Stanley, Barclays,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.45,0:09:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bank of America Merrill fucking Lynch,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.25,0:09:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deutsche Bank, and JP Morgan.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.45,0:09:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This time around
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.36,0:09:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the epicenter of the crisis is China,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.13,0:09:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the very engine of global economic growth
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.06,0:09:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that has been propping up
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.06,0:09:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the entire international economy
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.80,0:09:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since the 2008 meltdown.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.43,0:09:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For years now,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.63,0:09:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gangsta capitalists have been pouring
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.97,0:09:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,billions of dollars into
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.80,0:09:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a giant fucking construction boom in China
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.37,0:09:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,building sprawling ghost towns
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.11,0:09:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that nobody fucking lives in.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.71,0:09:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Agitator: "Except for maybe...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.81,0:09:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these chickens."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.78,0:09:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This insane fucking building bonanza
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.45,0:09:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has used up a huge percentage
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.92,0:09:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the world's total output of oil,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.78,0:09:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,concrete, coal, steel and other metals….
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.42,0:09:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now that the party's wrapping up,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.52,0:09:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the prices of these commodities are
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.19,0:09:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in total fucking free-fall,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.14,0:09:52.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with some analysts predicting
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.55,0:09:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the price of oil could drop down to
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.79,0:09:57.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as low as $10 a motherfuckin barrel.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.30,0:09:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Bring it down more, fuck!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.30,0:10:01.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is yet more good news for
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.10,0:10:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,opponents of the Motherfuckin' Tar Sands,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.80,0:10:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since the energy and extractive
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.60,0:10:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,corporations most heavily invested
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.24,0:10:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in mining and refining this toxic sludge
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.74,0:10:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are going to take a serious fucking hit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.19,0:10:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who knows… some of them might go bankrupt
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.11,0:10:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have to shut down!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.56,0:10:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What do you mean you fuckin got laid off?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.48,0:10:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The fuckin price of oil... or some shit."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.85,0:10:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But while this looming economic collapse
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.98,0:10:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,may seem like great news
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.34,0:10:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to peeps eagerly awaiting
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.66,0:10:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the violent death of capitalism, and
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.03,0:10:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the chance to piss on its fucking grave,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.96,0:10:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the unfortunate reality is that\N
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.07,0:10:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it will be mostly poor peeps
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.47,0:10:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who get fucked in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.07,0:10:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Further economic turmoil risks
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.74,0:10:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,increasing the nationalist backlash
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.54,0:10:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is already reaching a fever pitch
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.87,0:10:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the West
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.21,0:10:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and will no doubt make life
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.40,0:10:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even more desperate
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.22,0:10:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for peeps in the Global South,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are already suffering the brunt
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.54,0:10:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of global inequality and
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.28,0:10:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,runaway climate change.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.62,0:10:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After the 2008 crisis,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.42,0:10:52.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rich fucking bankers got bailed out
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.65,0:10:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the public dime
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.92,0:10:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while millions of poor peeps
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.46,0:10:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,found themselves homeless,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.73,0:10:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and millions more lost their jobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.24,0:11:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Politicians around the world
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.63,0:11:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,followed up this economic shock therapy
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.66,0:11:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by gutting pensions,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.23,0:11:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,privatizing public services and industries
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.24,0:11:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pushing through painful cuts
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.74,0:11:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to public spending.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.95,0:11:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we want to avoid having
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.07,0:11:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same thing happen
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.07,0:11:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next time around, peeps will
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.34,0:11:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to be ready to seriously throw down.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.58,0:11:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Voting for Bernie's just not gonna cut it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.22,0:11:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Raaar!" "Oh.... jesus!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.75,0:11:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A recent report published by Oxfam
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.55,0:11:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pointed out that
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.55,0:11:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the 62 richest motherfuckers on earth
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.28,0:11:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now possess the same amount of wealth
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.15,0:11:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the bottom 50 percent
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.55,0:11:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the world's population.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.06,0:11:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm no economist…
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.91,0:11:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Just tell me the truth!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.69,0:11:34.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it seems like the most sensible
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.45,0:11:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and financially prudent thing to do
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.83,0:11:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would be to round up these 62 posh,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.83,0:11:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,caviar-sucking parasites,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.20,0:11:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put them all onto a cruise ship,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.06,0:11:45.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell them they’re going to a luxury resort
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.47,0:11:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the Maldives,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.65,0:11:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,steer that cruise ship into
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.98,0:11:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the middle of the Arctic fucking ocean,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.81,0:11:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sink it,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.78,0:11:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and start divvying up their shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.68,0:11:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This might not fix everything…
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.46,0:11:55.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it’d be a good start.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.98,0:12:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that about does it for this sedition
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.79,0:12:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of It’s the End of the World as we Know it\N
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.62,0:12:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I Feel Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.82,0:12:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Many of you found this fuckin show
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.43,0:12:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through the corporate spy website
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.83,0:12:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,known as FedBook.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.43,0:12:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since we don’t own this infrastructure,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.33,0:12:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’re quite sure that at any moment
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.70,0:12:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they could yank our pages
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.27,0:12:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you muthafuckas wouldn’t know
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.93,0:12:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we put out a new sedition.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.93,0:12:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One way to get this
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.12,0:12:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,filthy fuckin show
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.24,0:12:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without Zuckerberg’s interference
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.88,0:12:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is to subscribe to our podcast.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.75,0:12:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if that’s not your thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.50,0:12:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can always sign up
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.68,0:12:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to our twice-a-month guacomail newsletter.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.42,0:12:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This month we will raffle one of
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.52,0:12:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our bad ass subMedia t-shirts to a lucky
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.69,0:12:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,person who subscribes to guacomail.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.49,0:12:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To do so, just visit my fuckin website:
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.00,0:12:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With that said,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.93,0:12:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to thank the peeps who donated
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.56,0:12:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,despite living\N
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.56,0:12:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in these shitty economic times.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.13,0:12:47.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So... much gratitude to Jonathan, Kyle,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.59,0:12:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cristian, Bruno, Steven, Miguel, Shannon,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.64,0:12:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Francois, John, Benjamin, Jennifer,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.31,0:12:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yania, Claire, Samuel, Veronica,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.14,0:12:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darren, Justin, Guillaume, Robin, Ranko,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.71,0:13:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hassan, Hansen, Deda, Raul, Max, Baraton,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.88,0:13:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Karlis and Blade.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.02,0:13:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tostilocos!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.37,0:13:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also would like to welcome
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.78,0:13:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the newest member of the taconspiracy -\N
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.32,0:13:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nada.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.22,0:13:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay tuned next time for another
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.99,0:13:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,riotus roundup of the news
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.24,0:13:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the global muthafuckin resistance.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.60,0:13:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasta la pasta compañeros!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.16,0:13:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫♫ "Tryin to kill us and trap us,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.10,0:13:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they handlin they biz.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.80,0:13:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They the real gangstas,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.64,0:13:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they the real pimps,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.10,0:13:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they trill us to trap us,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.64,0:13:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,y'all know what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.27,0:13:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tryin to kill us and trap us,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.28,0:13:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they handling they biz." ♫♫