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This episode of

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It's the End of the World as We Know it

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and I Feel Fine

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was made possible by contributions

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from slaves like you.

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Spank you very much.

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"Which brings us once again

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to the urgent realization

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of just how much there is

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still left to own.

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Item 6 on the agenda:

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The meaning of life."

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Gooooooooood morning slaves

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and welcome to another sedition of

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It's the End of the World as we Know it

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and I Feel Fine, where the long journey

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to a brighter tomorrow

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begins with a single step.

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"In the past few weeks, uh...

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five high profile bankers have died

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all from apparent suicides."

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"Another one!"

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"Hmm?"

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"Another one just went past. Downwards."

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"Must be a board meeting."

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I am your host, the Stimulator

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and it seems like just about

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every other week I get a message

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that goes something like this:

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"Yo Stim!

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Big fan of the show.

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I just have one question...

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when are you going to do a sedition

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on anarcho-capitalism?

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Have you ever read Murray Rothbard?

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True anarchy is synonymous[br]

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with free markets."

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For the most part, I don't

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respond to these types of questions.

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So... for all those of you

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who have asked me over the years,

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the answer is

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Ahem:

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Fuck anarcho-capitalism!

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Seriously… at best, the attempt to

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marry anarchism and capitalism

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is a nonsensical contradiction.

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And at worst, [br]

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it's the political equivalent of

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what would happen if

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Ayn Rand and Mussolini

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spawned a fedora-toting,

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Austrian love-child,

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who happened to be born with a disease

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that meant it couldn't go outside

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and so was forced to live its entire life

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confined to the bowels of

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online Reddit forums.

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Now… to be clear,

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as an anarchist

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I'm all for smashing the state.

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but there's nothing particularly

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revolutionary or liberatory

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about smashing the state

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if it just means handing more power

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over to corporations.

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If anything,

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it only makes shit way fucking worse.

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And if you don't believe me…

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just ask the people of Flint, Michigan.[br]

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"We started to lose our hair,

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all five of us.

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And we started developing rashes

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on our arms and our face."

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Back in March of 2011,

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Michigan's an-cap Governor, Rick Snyder

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"I'm an accountant."

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signed a bill which allowed for

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the special appointment of so-called

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“emergency financial managers”

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which are essentially just a cabal

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of corporate technocrats

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who are granted the supreme authority

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to override decisions

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made by local governments,

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all in the name of market efficiency.[br]

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"Get in there. Get the job done.

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Get out."

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In 2014,

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in an effort to pinch some pennies,

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Flint's Emergency Manager

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Darnell Earley,

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switched the source

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of the city's drinking water

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to the heavily polluted Flint River,

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which is chock full of a delicious,

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thirst-quenching,

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industrial chemical solvent,

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called trihalomethane.

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This toxic fucking slurry immediately

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began corroding the city's pipes,

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causing a "trickle-down" effect of sorts

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- with shit tons of lead

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leaching into the water supply

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and ultimately exposing the city's

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100,000 residents

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to severe fucking lead poisoning.

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"I think in retrospect... uhh

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if we all had, uhh, you know,

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20/20 hindsight,

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we'd do a lot of things different."

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"I'm an accountant."

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"I love you cuz you kill people."

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And now, impoverished Flint residents

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who can’t afford to pay

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for their poison fucking water

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are getting their pipes shutoff altogether

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"Stop the water shutoff!

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Water is a human right!"

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just like their neighbours

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in the cash-strapped city of Detroit

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where thousands of peeps

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have had their drinking water cut off

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in strict accordance with

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the libertarian logic

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of the free fucking market.[br]

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Or maybe you can ask[br]

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peeps living in California's

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San Fernando Valley,

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who for months now

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have been dealing with

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a giant fucking natural gas leak...

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"Hey Stim!

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I've got a natural gas leak for ya!

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Jesus Fucking Christ, that's rank.

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You're a sick fuck Agitator.[br]

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Anyway, as I was saying…

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residents of the Porter Ranch community

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north of Los Angeles,

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are currently facing the United Snakes'

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biggest environmental disaster since 2010,

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when the BP's Deepwater Horizon oil rig

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blew the fuck up in the Gulf of Mexico.[br]

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For months now,

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a steady stream of methane

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has been spewing out the Aliso Canyon

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underground natural gas storage facility,

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causing a slew of health problems

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for local residents.

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"And I have terrible headaches,[br]

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my daughter experiences stomach pain,

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my son's got nosebleeds.

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It's just really bad."

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forcing the evacuation of thousands

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of peeps from the surrounding community,

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and leading the state governor to declare

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a motherfuckin state of emergency.

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To make matters even worse...

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methane is about 86 times more powerful

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than C02, in terms of its

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greenhouse gas effect,

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meaning that this fuck-up is making

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a gigantic contribution to the

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runaway climate change already

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fueling a historically unprecedented

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regional drought.

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At its highest level,

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this leak accounts for a whopping 25%

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of California’s total emissions

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– roughly equivalent to the effects of

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driving 4.5 million fucking cars,

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every single motherfuckin day.

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This epic clusterfuck

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has been compounded by the fact that

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Southern California Gas,

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the company which owns the site,

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inexplicably removed the facility's

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emergency shut-off valve

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and never replaced it.

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No doubt because doing so

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would have cost them money

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that they didn't want to spend.

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And since the leak is 8,000 feet

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underground, and extremely hard to get,

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its expected to take several months to fix

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meaning that there's nothing that peeps

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can do but wait for the free market

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to do its magic.[br]

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Fuck anarcho-capitalism.

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So yeah....

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I hope that answers your question.

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Now stop bugging me about it.[br][br]

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♫♫ "These them droppers

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who don't hold heat.

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Gangstas who don't stroll streets.

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Next level criminality

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keeping shit low key.

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Not like Bobby Shmurda's dumb ass

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but they do the Shmony tho.

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I mean they show money

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then the police dance on our bones.

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It's time to overthrow

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cuz these banksters don't play

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plus made the rules up in this shady game.

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Gangbanging for major pay

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they pushin their laws like narcotics.

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Brown and Black males in them prisons

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box up they products

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while how Nike be bankin

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of the prison complex.

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Even Michael Jordan a gangsta

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- he also bank off the process.

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Ooo... so fuck your idol.

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Your idol about that greed...

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plus them Nikes don't fit

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my place, so dues

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That's why I sold my freeze.

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What about our babies?

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They get employed overseas.

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And our women?

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Y'all know what happens

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to our women overseas.

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Prostitution rings,

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cuz poverty's to blame.

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Exploitation at its highest

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always made in the USA

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by these gangstas

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and these pimps

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The trill us to trap us

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y'all know what is is." ♫♫

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For weeks now,

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high-priced financial analysts,

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hedge fund managers, and wall street execs

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have been shitting their

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ten thousand dollar designer suits

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as a convergence of warning signs

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indicate that a clusterfuck

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of epic proportions is about to hit the

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global motherfuckin economy.[br]

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"Mr Plouffe, have you seen the latest

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stock price?

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It's hitting an all-time low of $18,

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and it's still dropping.

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Almost 400 billion dollars of wealth

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was lost today."

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Unlike the great financial shit storm

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of 2007 and 2008,

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when bankers and coked-out stock brokers

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were too busy groping around

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in a greasy fucking orgy of CDO

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and mortgage-backed derivatives trading

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to see the writing on the fucking wall...

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"And then that happens."

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this time around,

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this same assortment of capitalist scum

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are completely fucking aware of

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the ten story shit-nami

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looming on the not-so-distant horizon

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but have no fucking way to stop it.[br]

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While millions of peeps were

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glued to their screens this month

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cycling through photos of J-Beebs'

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fucked up new hairdo

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and reading an endless supply of clickbait

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articles about the new Star Wars flick,

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several top bankers were sounding the horn

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alerting their fellow rats

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that the time has come to abandon ship.[br]

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"Shit!"

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<i>Cheering</i>

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"Hey that was Wilkens of finance."

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"No that was Robertson."

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On January 8th a leading economist

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from the Royal Bank of Scotland [br]

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published a memo, urging investors

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to, quote, “Sell everything!”

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"How can the price be going down?!"

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"Something's wrong!"

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and warning that 2016 is going to be a

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quote, “cataclysmic year” that could see

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up to one fifth of the total

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global stock market wiped the fuck out.

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"What you're telling me is that

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the music is about to stop,

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and we're going to be left holding

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the biggest bag of odorous excrement

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ever assembled in the history of....

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capitalism?"

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This gloomy prediction has been

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more or less echoed by economists

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at several behemoth fucking banks,

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including Morgan Stanley, Barclays,

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Bank of America Merrill fucking Lynch,

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Deutsche Bank, and JP Morgan.[br]

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This time around

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the epicenter of the crisis is China,

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the very engine of global economic growth

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that has been propping up

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the entire international economy

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since the 2008 meltdown.

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For years now,

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gangsta capitalists have been pouring

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billions of dollars into

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a giant fucking construction boom in China

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building sprawling ghost towns

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that nobody fucking lives in.[br]

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Agitator: "Except for maybe...

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these chickens."

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This insane fucking building bonanza

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has used up a huge percentage

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of the world's total output of oil,

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concrete, coal, steel and other metals….

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and now that the party's wrapping up,

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the prices of these commodities are

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in total fucking free-fall,

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with some analysts predicting

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that the price of oil could drop down to

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as low as $10 a motherfuckin barrel.[br]

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"Bring it down more, fuck!"

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This is yet more good news for

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opponents of the Motherfuckin' Tar Sands,

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since the energy and extractive

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corporations most heavily invested

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in mining and refining this toxic sludge

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are going to take a serious fucking hit.

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Who knows… some of them might go bankrupt

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and have to shut down![br]

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"What do you mean you fuckin got laid off?

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"The fuckin price of oil... or some shit."

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But while this looming economic collapse

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may seem like great news

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to peeps eagerly awaiting

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the violent death of capitalism, and

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the chance to piss on its fucking grave,

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the unfortunate reality is that[br]

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it will be mostly poor peeps

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who get fucked in the end.

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Further economic turmoil risks

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increasing the nationalist backlash

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that is already reaching a fever pitch

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in the West

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and will no doubt make life

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even more desperate

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for peeps in the Global South,

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who are already suffering the brunt

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of global inequality and

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runaway climate change.[br]

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After the 2008 crisis,[br]

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rich fucking bankers got bailed out

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on the public dime

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while millions of poor peeps

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found themselves homeless,

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and millions more lost their jobs.

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Politicians around the world

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followed up this economic shock therapy

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by gutting pensions,

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privatizing public services and industries

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and pushing through painful cuts

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to public spending.

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If we want to avoid having

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the same thing happen

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next time around, peeps will

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have to be ready to seriously throw down.

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Voting for Bernie's just not gonna cut it.

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"Raaar!" "Oh.... jesus!"

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A recent report published by Oxfam

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pointed out that

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the 62 richest motherfuckers on earth

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now possess the same amount of wealth

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as the bottom 50 percent

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of the world's population.

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Now I'm no economist…

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"Just tell me the truth!"

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but it seems like the most sensible

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and financially prudent thing to do

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would be to round up these 62 posh,

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caviar-sucking parasites,

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put them all onto a cruise ship,

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tell them they’re going to a luxury resort

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in the Maldives,

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steer that cruise ship into

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the middle of the Arctic fucking ocean,

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sink it,

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and start divvying up their shit.

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This might not fix everything…

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but it’d be a good start.

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And that about does it for this sedition

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of It’s the End of the World as we Know it[br]

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and I Feel Fine.

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Since we don’t own this infrastructure,

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I want to thank the peeps who donated

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despite living[br]

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So... much gratitude to Jonathan, Kyle,

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Tostilocos!

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I also would like to welcome

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the newest member of the taconspiracy -[br]

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Nada.

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Stay tuned next time for another

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riotus roundup of the news

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from the global muthafuckin resistance.

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Hasta la pasta compañeros![br]

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♫♫ "Tryin to kill us and trap us,

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they handlin they biz.

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They the real gangstas,

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they the real pimps,

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they trill us to trap us,

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y'all know what it is.

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Tryin to kill us and trap us,

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they handling they biz." ♫♫