[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.83,0:00:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merci!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.72,0:00:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bon jour mes amis,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.22,0:00:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,c'est un plaisir partager ce moment avec vous.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.88,0:00:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mais je ne comprend bien pourquoi est-ce que
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.08,0:00:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,l'université m'a invité,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.54,0:00:40.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si jamais j'ai fini mes études.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.44,0:00:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mais, vous savez bien que je suis le dur des femmes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.42,0:00:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La vrai raison de cette conference, c'est ça: Les femmes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.58,0:00:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le directeur veut que je vous parle sur la guide pour comprendre à nôtres femmes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.34,0:00:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le premier aspect que tout homme doive connaître c'est les sens des quelques mots ou expressions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.36,0:01:03.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ainsi, chaque fois qu'elle dise:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.75,0:01:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Très bien!" ça signifie qu'elle a finalisé une dispute, alors elle sait qu'elle a raison!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.36,0:01:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ne discute pas, il serait mieux que vous la fermez aussi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.05,0:01:15.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le mot magique: "Rien"... Contrairement à ce que vous pensez,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.71,0:01:18.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cela signifie qu'il y a bien quelque chose qui l'agace.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.97,0:01:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vous avez raison de vous inquiéter. Je propose de se revendiquer avec elle, par exemple,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.98,0:01:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,avec une grande invitation à manger et après à la disco!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.43,0:01:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La troisième expression-pierre:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.36,0:01:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Bah vas-y!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.91,0:01:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention, ceci est un défi pour vous tester,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.72,0:01:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ce n'est pas une autorisation!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.25,0:01:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ne tombez pas dans le piège! Regardez ça!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.59,0:01:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Et si elle dit: "Peu importe!",
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.31,0:01:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ça c'est sa façon de vous dire d'aller vous faire voir!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.58,0:01:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vous voulez un câlin (caresse) cette nuit?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.95,0:01:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alors ne dites plus rien.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.83,0:02:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quand ma femme m'a dit: "Non, c'est bon!", je sais qu'il y a un problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.30,0:02:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Elle est en train de réfléchir à comment me faire payer l'erreur que je viens de commettre.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.55,0:02:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mon conseil: Fuyez! Et ne t'arrêtes pas!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.02,0:02:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Et finalement: "Bravo!" Mes amis, ce n'est vraiment pas un compliment.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.45,0:02:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Elle se moque simplement de votre stupidité...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.23,0:02:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alors, dans ce moment je dois partir pour ma maison,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.23,0:02:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma femme atteint pour moi!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.24,0:02:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bon, jeunes ici ma guide pour comprendre les femmes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.39,0:02:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ne perdez pas le temps à l'université quand la vrai lesson de la vie, est très simple: Les femmes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.29,0:02:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Allez! Sortiez à la rue et regardez les! Elles sont la leçon plus dificile.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.58,0:02:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonne chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.88,0:03:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.76,0:03:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.99,0:03:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.02,0:03:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.69,0:03:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.58,0:04:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.90,0:04:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.73,0:04:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.00,0:04:22.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.05,0:04:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.08,0:04:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.49,0:04:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.96,0:04:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.47,0:04:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.57,0:04:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.73,0:04:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.92,0:05:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.48,0:05:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.60,0:05:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.37,0:05:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.36,0:05:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.37,0:05:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.47,0:05:32.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.97,0:05:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.41,0:05:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.98,0:05:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.37,0:05:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.61,0:06:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.94,0:06:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.54,0:06:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.91,0:06:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.25,0:06:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.68,0:06:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.26,0:06:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.45,0:06:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.83,0:06:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.86,0:06:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.64,0:06:46.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.59,0:06:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.80,0:06:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.98,0:07:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.32,0:07:10.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.65,0:07:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.34,0:07:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.48,0:07:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.61,0:07:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.89,0:07:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.80,0:07:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.93,0:07:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.80,0:07:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.44,0:07:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.76,0:07:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.26,0:08:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.32,0:08:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.57,0:08:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.74,0:08:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.97,0:08:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.76,0:08:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.64,0:08:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.51,0:08:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.57,0:08:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.07,0:08:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.69,0:08:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.63,0:08:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.47,0:09:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.66,0:09:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.73,0:09:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.53,0:09:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.03,0:09:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.35,0:09:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.65,0:09:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.38,0:09:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.90,0:09:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.25,0:09:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.10,0:09:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.95,0:10:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.46,0:10:12.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.12,0:10:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.56,0:10:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.75,0:10:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.51,0:10:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.93,0:10:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.94,0:10:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.15,0:10:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.81,0:10:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.51,0:11:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.39,0:11:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.45,0:11:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.59,0:11:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.72,0:11:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.21,0:11:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.06,0:11:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.14,0:11:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.96,0:11:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.80,0:12:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.32,0:12:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.35,0:12:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.12,0:12:18.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.91,0:12:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.46,0:12:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.78,0:12:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.10,0:12:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.27,0:12:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.33,0:12:50.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.76,0:12:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.90,0:12:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.28,0:13:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.77,0:13:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.30,0:13:24.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.23,0:13:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.76,0:13:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.55,0:13:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.20,0:13:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.50,0:13:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.53,0:14:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.91,0:14:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.28,0:14:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.76,0:14:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.01,0:14:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.90,0:14:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.59,0:14:49.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.31,0:14:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.92,0:15:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.36,0:15:03.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,