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Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.71,0:00:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arrivederci!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.86,0:00:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me ne vado prima che la battaglia inizi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.45,0:00:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perché alla fine entrambi sappiamo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.73,0:00:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quale capitano sarà il vincitore!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.46,0:00:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti farò vedere come un vero esploratore
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.51,0:00:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gestisce la situazione!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.90,0:00:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti farò così male
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.16,0:00:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che lo sentiranno anche
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.30,0:00:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nella Nuova Generazione!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.11,0:00:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perciò, fatti sotto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.97,0:00:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti frusto come un Klingon!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.55,0:00:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le mie rime ti
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.60,0:00:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scaveranno le orecchie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.73,0:00:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come l'Ira di Khan!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.09,0:00:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho un colpo al collo anche per Spock,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.80,0:00:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e un colpo di spada per Sulu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.47,0:00:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vado in un'hotel della Priceline
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.01,0:00:54.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e mi guardo il tuo culone su Hulu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.62,0:00:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io sono il
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.38,0:00:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,capitano dell'Enterprise
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.45,0:00:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James Tiberius Kirk,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.86,0:01:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da Riverside, Iowa, pianeta...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.37,0:01:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Terra!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.19,0:01:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sento
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.15,0:01:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che dici di essere un esploratore!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.66,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Solo che
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.26,0:01:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ci posso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.51,0:01:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,credere:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.76,0:01:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.47,0:01:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scoperto un nuovo mondo che
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.30,0:01:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,era già abitato!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.49,0:01:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perché non
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.25,0:01:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,te ne va da qualche parte
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.15,0:01:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dove non sei mai stato,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.87,0:01:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come l'India
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.91,0:01:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.61,0:01:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,qualsiasi posto fosse l'obiettivo della tua spedizione!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.80,0:01:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu schifoso mangiaspaghetti,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come stanno le tue spezie?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.11,0:01:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io sarò sulla mia astronave,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.34,0:01:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mi divertirò con la canoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.66,0:01:21.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sai,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.37,0:01:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,un rap contro di te
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.54,0:01:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non è nemmeno divertente!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.04,0:01:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,È come se qualcuno avesse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.89,0:01:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,settato il tuo cervello su "stordire"!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.50,0:01:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io tesso la trama della storia,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.25,0:01:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu sei una macchia fasulla!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.91,0:01:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti infilerò una bandiera
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.80,0:01:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,su per il culo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.72,0:01:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e ti conquisterò a nome della Spagna!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.30,0:01:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signor Spock,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.43,0:01:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mi teletrasporti indietro al 1492,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.71,0:01:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,così che possa battere questo tizio
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.90,0:01:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come fosse la mia missione!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.13,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vedremo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.60,0:01:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se a Isabella piace
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.03,0:01:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il mio diario del capitano
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.83,0:01:41.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,È come
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.45,0:01:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kobayashi:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.16,0:01:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non puoi vincere in alcun modo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.10,0:01:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando la
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.87,0:01:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tua debole ciurma
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.60,0:01:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mi vede avvicinarmi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.20,0:01:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,diranno:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.66,0:01:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oddio,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.03,0:01:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.38,0:01:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.76,0:01:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti darò un doppio pugno,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.90,0:01:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stronzo fabbrica-schiavi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.10,0:01:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ora
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.91,0:01:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,porta il tuo culo da genocidio
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.32,0:01:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lontano dal mio ponte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.87,0:01:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.01,0:01:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.76,0:01:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidi tu!