[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.79,0:00:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arrivederci
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.05,0:00:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imma leave before this battle begins
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.59,0:00:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause we both know in the end
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.73,0:00:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which of these captains gonna win
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.47,0:00:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show you how a real explorer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.51,0:00:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,handles a situation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.90,0:00:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll beat you so bad
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.16,0:00:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll feel it in the next
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.30,0:00:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,generation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.11,0:00:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so bring it on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.08,0:00:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll whip you like a Klingon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.60,0:00:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my rhymes will
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.60,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,burrow in your ears
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like The Wrath of Khan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.29,0:00:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a neck chop for Spock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.91,0:00:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put my sword through Sulu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.69,0:00:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,check into a Priceline hotel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.01,0:00:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and watch your fat ass on Hulu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.92,0:00:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.60,0:00:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enterprising captain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.45,0:00:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James Tiberius Kirk
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.93,0:01:00.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,representing Riverside Iowa, planet...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.33,0:01:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Earth
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.36,0:01:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.95,0:01:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hear you call yourself an explorer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.72,0:01:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.37,0:01:04.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.79,0:01:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,having
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.34,0:01:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.86,0:01:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.44,0:01:06.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,discovered a new world that was
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.77,0:01:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already inhabited
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.73,0:01:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.38,0:01:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boldly go someplace
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.56,0:01:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've never gone before
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.10,0:01:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like India
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.91,0:01:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.52,0:01:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any destination you actually set sail for
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.92,0:01:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you spaghetti eating fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.54,0:01:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how's your spice rack doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.13,0:01:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be chilling in my spaceship
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.26,0:01:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have fun canoeing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.62,0:01:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.36,0:01:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rapping against you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.54,0:01:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not even fun
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.80,0:01:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like somebody
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.89,0:01:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set your brains on stun
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.58,0:01:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the fabric of history
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.22,0:01:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are a fictional stain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.81,0:01:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll stick a flag
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.10,0:01:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up your ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.62,0:01:33.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and claim you for Spain!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.12,0:01:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Spock
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.09,0:01:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beam me back to 1492
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.89,0:01:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can beat this man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.00,0:01:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like it's my job
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.26,0:01:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.90,0:01:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see how Isabella likes my
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.68,0:01:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,captain's log
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.98,0:01:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.52,0:01:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kobayashi for you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.40,0:01:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no way you could win
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.27,0:01:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when your
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.92,0:01:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weak crew
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.66,0:01:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sees me approaching
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.31,0:01:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll be like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.83,0:01:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dammit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.22,0:01:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.60,0:01:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.09,0:01:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll double-fist-punch you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.90,0:01:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you slave making bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.10,0:01:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.91,0:01:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take your genocidal ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.39,0:01:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off of my bridge
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.30,0:01:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.01,0:01:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.76,0:01:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide