Arrivederci
Imma leave before this battle begins
cause we both know in the end
which of these captains gonna win
I'll show you how a real explorer
handles a situation
I'll beat you so bad
they'll feel it in the next
generation
so bring it on
I'll whip you like a Klingon
my rhymes will
burrow in your ears
like The Wrath of Khan
I've got a neck chop for Spock
I'll put my sword through Sulu
check into a Priceline hotel
and watch your fat ass on Hulu
I'm the
enterprising captain
James Tiberius Kirk
representing Riverside Iowa, planet...
Earth
I
hear you call yourself an explorer
I'm just
not
having
it
you
discovered a new world that was
already inhabited
why don't you
boldly go someplace
you've never gone before
like India
or
any destination you actually set sail for
you spaghetti eating fuck
how's your spice rack doing?
I'll be chilling in my spaceship
have fun canoeing
You know
rapping against you
it's not even fun
it's like somebody
set your brains on stun
I am the fabric of history
you are a fictional stain
I'll stick a flag
up your ass
and claim you for Spain!
Mr. Spock
beam me back to 1492
so I can beat this man
like it's my job
we'll
see how Isabella likes my
captain's log
it's
Kobayashi for you
there's no way you could win
when your
weak crew
sees me approaching
they'll be like
dammit
it's
Jim
I'll double-fist-punch you
you slave making bitch
now
take your genocidal ass
off of my bridge
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide