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I'm very pro gay.

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I'm very VERY pro gay.

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No, but I'm more pro gay than you

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because all of my friends are gay

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My friends are also gay

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as a matter of fact, I'm even adopting a gay child

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I already adopted a gay child

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my parents are gay

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AND I went to a gay school

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and I want to marry with a gay

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So you're gay

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no but I'm super pro gay

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So the girl rejected me and I don't know what to do

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You already knew it was coming

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Yeah but if I was gay and we were at a bar

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Wouldn't you want sex with me?

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Nope
Really?

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But if I buy you a drink 
and I ask you to dance -

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No
- But why, I'm a good person!

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I can make your bed,
make you breakfast

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Have sex with me? No, nothing?

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Do you have AIDS?

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My head hurts.

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It's not AIDS, is it?

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Look, I got a scab.

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Is it AIDS?

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Chill! it's just a scab!

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What do you think about these flowers?

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Should I put something more red?

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I think it's just fine.

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Only fine? Come on, give me
your expert opinion

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You're gay, you know about decoration!

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I've never seen my flowers have so much life!

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What a surprise!

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I'm just dropping by so I can tell you
I have a date on Grindr!

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That's great!
Grin-dr

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Do you want some coffee?

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Just a glass of water because

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I HAVE ANOTHER DATE ON GRINDR!

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IT'S - THE - BEST

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How have you been, Jose?

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Y'know finally it's been going great.

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That's good! Hold on

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I have a gay friend
I want to present to you.

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I'll leave you two alone.

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Hey, what's your name?

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Hey everyone,

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I want to present you all Jose Miguel.

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He is GAY. YAY!

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He's my gay friend.

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Jose I've got to tell you something

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What's wrong?!

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Ah! I can't focus,
take those off!

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Better?

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Now it is.

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Want to watch a show in bed?
I need a teddy bear.

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Ok

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You're my teddy bear!

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I don't want to pry 
but I have a question.

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Doesn't it hurt when there's a...
(bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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eeeeeeeeeeeeep)

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Can we talk about something else?

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Ugh! You're such a prude!

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Hi how are you?
Did you like our video?

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