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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.75,0:00:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very pro gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.32,0:00:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very VERY pro gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.98,0:00:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I'm more pro gay than you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.76,0:00:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because all of my friends are gay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.94,0:00:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My friends are also gay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.88,0:00:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a matter of fact, I'm even adopting a gay child
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.79,0:00:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already adopted a gay child
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.33,0:00:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my parents are gay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.27,0:00:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND I went to a gay school
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.71,0:00:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I want to marry with a gay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.18,0:00:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're gay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no but I'm super pro gay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.82,0:00:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the girl rejected me and I don't know what to do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.13,0:00:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You already knew it was coming
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.16,0:00:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah but if I was gay and we were at a bar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.14,0:00:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wouldn't you want sex with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.98,0:00:28.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope\NReally?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.68,0:00:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I buy you a drink \Nand I ask you to dance -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.76,0:00:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No\N- But why, I'm a good person!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.39,0:00:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can make your bed,\Nmake you breakfast
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.58,0:00:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have sex with me? No, nothing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.79,0:00:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have AIDS?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.91,0:00:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My head hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.96,0:00:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not AIDS, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.98,0:00:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I got a scab.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.98,0:00:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it AIDS?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.40,0:00:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chill! it's just a scab!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.47,0:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think about these flowers?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.64,0:00:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should I put something more red?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's just fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.95,0:00:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only fine? Come on, give me\Nyour expert opinion
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.77,0:00:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gay, you know about decoration!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.67,0:01:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen my flowers have so much life!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.65,0:01:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.93,0:01:07.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just dropping by so I can tell you\NI have a date on Grindr!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.98,0:01:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great!\NGrin-dr
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.45,0:01:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want some coffee?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.97,0:01:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a glass of water because
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.19,0:01:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I HAVE ANOTHER DATE ON GRINDR!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.80,0:01:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT'S - THE - BEST
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.84,0:01:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How have you been, Jose?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.82,0:01:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'know finally it's been going great.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.22,0:01:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's good! Hold on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.18,0:01:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a gay friend\NI want to present to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.93,0:01:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll leave you two alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.76,0:01:25.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what's your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.38,0:01:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey everyone,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.44,0:01:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to present you all Jose Miguel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.24,0:01:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is GAY. YAY!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.03,0:01:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's my gay friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.68,0:01:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jose I've got to tell you something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.44,0:01:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.13,0:01:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! I can't focus,\Ntake those off!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.02,0:01:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Better?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.46,0:01:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.80,0:01:47.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want to watch a show in bed?\NI need a teddy bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.63,0:01:48.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.16,0:01:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're my teddy bear!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.40,0:01:52.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to pry \Nbut I have a question.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.32,0:01:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't it hurt when there's a...\N(bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.67,0:01:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.30,0:01:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.12,0:01:59.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we talk about something else?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.87,0:02:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh! You're such a prude!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.79,0:02:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi how are you?\NDid you like our video?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.76,0:02:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today we have\Na very special guest
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.39,0:02:07.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which we are fans of.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.65,0:02:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, I am a fan of YOURS\NFan of LAF productions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.27,0:02:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jose Miguel has a very\Nentertaining show in Vía X.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.94,0:02:17.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tune in every day\Nfrom Monday to Friday at 11:30PM
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.70,0:02:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at 4 PM \Nwe upload it on YouTube
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.89,0:02:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can watch it in villouta.info\NGIVE US A LIKE AND SHARE