WEBVTT 00:00:02.740 --> 00:00:04.350 Ok computer, NOTE Paragraph 00:00:05.210 --> 00:00:06.910 What game should I play... 00:00:07.010 --> 00:00:07.750 TODAY? 00:00:10.260 --> 00:00:11.440 I have an good game 00:00:11.960 --> 00:00:14.470 I think I shoud play Super Mario Odyssey! 00:00:15.190 --> 00:00:15.990 Yes! 00:00:17.070 --> 00:00:19.660 Boot up the game so that I can play! 00:00:20.121 --> 00:00:22.881 And ond more thing... I also need Positive thinking! 00:00:23.192 --> 00:00:24.482 So that I don't be confused. 00:00:28.045 --> 00:00:29.785 Now where do we start off? 00:00:29.815 --> 00:00:32.375 Oh yeah, we need to press play! 00:00:32.905 --> 00:00:34.635 Ok! 00:00:34.939 --> 00:00:37.619 Now lets see what happens first! 00:00:48.460 --> 00:00:49.840 What the hell?! 00:00:50.007 --> 00:00:53.407 Since when did Bowser wear stupid clothes on this game?! 00:01:01.691 --> 00:01:03.441 I think they're battling on the ship... 00:01:03.531 --> 00:01:04.021 I guess... 00:01:15.901 --> 00:01:17.491 Now what happens next? 00:01:17.746 --> 00:01:20.038 Oh wait a minute why did he got kicked out of the ship with a hat? 00:01:22.581 --> 00:01:23.231 Oh no! 00:01:24.481 --> 00:01:26.851 Mario's hat was now on his ship! 00:01:31.951 --> 00:01:33.960 WHAAAAAAAT?! 00:01:35.313 --> 00:01:36.988 Whatever! Let's just play it! 00:01:37.461 --> 00:01:44.541 Let's play mario! 5X 00:01:48.061 --> 00:01:50.762 So that's what happens. They're having a wedding. 00:01:50.885 --> 00:01:51.504 I wonder what happens now? 00:02:00.045 --> 00:02:01.806 I can't wait to play this game! 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:22.365 Positive thinking... Time for Positive thinking... 00:02:22.980 --> 00:02:24.054 We gotta get up now. 00:02:32.710 --> 00:02:34.963 Why the hell would this game have ads?! 00:02:39.417 --> 00:02:41.007 Ok! Let's get back! 00:02:41.753 --> 00:02:48.843 Let's start this! 5X 00:02:53.164 --> 00:02:54.190 Come back! 00:02:54.994 --> 00:02:57.884 Don't you run! WAAAIIT FOR MEEE! 00:02:58.206 --> 00:03:00.796 I forgot what your name was! 00:03:01.654 --> 00:03:03.448 Now wait a second... Why... 00:03:03.926 --> 00:03:06.224 Was this ground like a dumb grey and brownish color? 00:03:06.697 --> 00:03:08.957 I also forgot what his name WAS! 00:03:09.198 --> 00:03:12.354 And why do frogs wear dumb hats like Bowser does?! 00:03:19.768 --> 00:03:22.296 Also one thing... Why do these ghosts wear hats? 00:03:22.928 --> 00:03:23.614 Maybe it's because they're weird 00:03:27.775 --> 00:03:28.844 There he is! 00:03:31.955 --> 00:03:33.529 I found you little buddy! 00:03:37.685 --> 00:03:39.223 First he was running, and then... 00:03:39.725 --> 00:03:41.005 He's holding a worn hat! 00:03:43.469 --> 00:03:44.615 So what happends first was... 00:03:45.139 --> 00:03:47.262 Bowser and Peach were having a wedding in some unknown place. 00:03:56.882 --> 00:03:58.213 And who's that tiara with the eyes? 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:09.469 THE AIRSHIPS?! THEY'RE DESTROYED!? WHYYYYYY?! 00:04:10.005 --> 00:04:12.935 Do we even have our own airship or something?! 00:04:27.273 --> 00:04:28.774 So were allies with him? 00:04:44.883 --> 00:04:48.207 WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?! 00:04:50.063 --> 00:04:52.121 I just wanted to play this game! 00:04:56.373 --> 00:04:59.837 Ok... Please don't be more ads.... No more ads! 00:05:00.303 --> 00:05:03.265 I just... I JUST WANT TO PLAY IT! 00:05:09.814 --> 00:05:12.289 So that's what Super Mario Oddyssey was! 00:05:13.094 --> 00:05:13.945 Hey! 00:05:15.026 --> 00:05:17.340 His name was Cappy! 00:05:22.727 --> 00:05:26.095 Ok then... Now... What to do first? 00:05:26.606 --> 00:05:27.067 I KNOW! 00:05:29.706 --> 00:05:31.028 We can collect coins. 00:05:31.647 --> 00:05:33.769 And we can even run around like Sonic the Hedgehog! 00:05:43.303 --> 00:05:51.093 Gotta go fast! 5X 00:05:57.727 --> 00:06:01.997 WHAT THE?! Is that steamed? HAAAAMMS?! 00:06:02.198 --> 00:06:04.798 I wonder if this game has Steamed hams in this game at the end! 00:06:19.597 --> 00:06:21.527 Thank you soo much sir. 00:06:32.820 --> 00:06:34.563 Why did that happend? 00:06:34.701 --> 00:06:37.275 Why did I get a BSOD? 00:06:39.221 --> 00:06:41.214 Did my game crash or something? 00:06:41.551 --> 00:06:43.744 Positive thinking, time for positive thinking... 00:06:44.131 --> 00:06:45.532 Maybe some soda sould help. 00:06:55.791 --> 00:06:59.791 Ok Leopold! Let's get a little drink! 00:06:59.921 --> 00:07:02.781 Let's try Mango flavored soda! 00:07:07.071 --> 00:07:09.968 Now that I got a drink... Let's go back. 00:07:19.785 --> 00:07:23.559 Now... Let's see If I can Play it now... 00:07:25.886 --> 00:07:29.598 I'm gonna say that It restarted so that I can go back to playing. 00:07:32.585 --> 00:07:35.020 Please be no BSOD again! 00:07:38.625 --> 00:07:42.625 FUCK! I JUST FUCKING CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE OF THIS BSOD! 00:07:43.241 --> 00:07:45.048 FUCK! FUCK! 00:07:45.325 --> 00:07:48.909 I FUCKING HATE YOU COMPUTER! 00:07:49.168 --> 00:07:53.168 LEOPOLD! DID I HEAR YOU SWEARING WHILE I WAS WATCHING MLP THE MOVIE?! 00:07:53.541 --> 00:07:56.495 I TOLD YOU NOT TO SWEAR OR I'LL PUNCH YOUR FUCKING FACE! 00:07:56.941 --> 00:08:00.941 IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN... THEN... I'M GONNA... 00:08:01.201 --> 00:08:03.627 PUNCH YOU WITH MY FISTS OF FURY! 00:08:04.301 --> 00:08:10.317 NOW STOP SWEARING AND GO TO YOUR ROOM CAUSE YOUR GROUNDED FOREVER! 00:08:10.571 --> 00:08:14.571 You want me to NOT punch you? Then go to your room right now! 00:08:15.331 --> 00:08:15.631 NOW! 00:08:17.346 --> 00:08:19.472 Just hurry up and go upstairs now! 00:08:19.813 --> 00:08:25.593 But If you swear at me one more... I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU INSTANTLY! 00:08:26.513 --> 00:08:30.203 JUST LET ME WATCH MY LITTLE PONY THE MOVIE IN PEACE! 00:08:30.553 --> 00:08:36.553 I DON'T CARE IF I LIKE MLP OR NOT... BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE MLP WITH A BURING PASSION! 00:08:36.782 --> 00:08:40.782 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! THAT'S IT I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU! 00:08:42.909 --> 00:08:45.120 BE PREPARED, CAUSE IT'S YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE! 00:08:47.772 --> 00:08:55.372 Harold beats Leopold 00:08:59.894 --> 00:09:02.473 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SWEARING AND DISLIKING MLP! 00:09:03.001 --> 00:09:07.001 AND BECAUSE OF THAT... YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!! 00:09:09.921 --> 00:09:11.939 That was the worst beating I ever had!