Ok computer,
What game should I play...
TODAY?
I have an good game
I think I shoud play Super Mario Odyssey!
Yes!
Boot up the game so that I can play!
And ond more thing... I also need Positive thinking!
So that I don't be confused.
Now where do we start off?
Oh yeah, we need to press play!
Ok!
Now lets see what happens first!
What the hell?!
Since when did Bowser wear stupid clothes on this game?!
I think they're battling on the ship...
I guess...
Now what happens next?
Oh wait a minute why did he got kicked out of the ship with a hat?
Oh no!
Mario's hat was now on his ship!
WHAAAAAAAT?!
Whatever! Let's just play it!
Let's play mario! 5X
So that's what happens. They're having a wedding.
I wonder what happens now?
I can't wait to play this game!
Positive thinking... Time for Positive thinking...
We gotta get up now.
Why the hell would this game have ads?!
Ok! Let's get back!
Let's start this! 5X
Come back!
Don't you run! WAAAIIT FOR MEEE!
I forgot what your name was!
Now wait a second... Why...
Was this ground like a dumb grey and brownish color?
I also forgot what his name WAS!
And why do frogs wear dumb hats like Bowser does?!
Also one thing... Why do these ghosts wear hats?
Maybe it's because they're weird
There he is!
I found you little buddy!
First he was running, and then...
He's holding a worn hat!
So what happends first was...
Bowser and Peach were having a wedding in some unknown place.
And who's that tiara with the eyes?
THE AIRSHIPS?! THEY'RE DESTROYED!? WHYYYYYY?!
Do we even have our own airship or something?!
So were allies with him?
WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
I just wanted to play this game!
Ok... Please don't be more ads.... No more ads!
I just... I JUST WANT TO PLAY IT!
So that's what Super Mario Oddyssey was!
Hey!
His name was Cappy!
Ok then... Now... What to do first?
I KNOW!
We can collect coins.
And we can even run around like Sonic the Hedgehog!
Gotta go fast! 5X
WHAT THE?! Is that steamed? HAAAAMMS?!
I wonder if this game has Steamed hams in this game at the end!
Thank you soo much sir.
Why did that happend?
Why did I get a BSOD?
Did my game crash or something?
Positive thinking, time for positive thinking...
Maybe some soda sould help.
Ok Leopold! Let's get a little drink!
Let's try Mango flavored soda!
Now that I got a drink... Let's go back.
Now... Let's see If I can Play it now...
I'm gonna say that It restarted so that I can go back to playing.
Please be no BSOD again!
FUCK! I JUST FUCKING CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE OF THIS BSOD!
FUCK! FUCK!
I FUCKING HATE YOU COMPUTER!
LEOPOLD! DID I HEAR YOU SWEARING WHILE I WAS WATCHING MLP THE MOVIE?!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO SWEAR OR I'LL PUNCH YOUR FUCKING FACE!
IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN... THEN... I'M GONNA...
PUNCH YOU WITH MY FISTS OF FURY!
NOW STOP SWEARING AND GO TO YOUR ROOM CAUSE YOUR GROUNDED FOREVER!
You want me to NOT punch you? Then go to your room right now!
NOW!
Just hurry up and go upstairs now!
But If you swear at me one more... I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU INSTANTLY!
JUST LET ME WATCH MY LITTLE PONY THE MOVIE IN PEACE!
I DON'T CARE IF I LIKE MLP OR NOT... BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE MLP WITH A BURING PASSION!
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! THAT'S IT I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU!
BE PREPARED, CAUSE IT'S YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE!
Harold beats Leopold
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SWEARING AND DISLIKING MLP!
AND BECAUSE OF THAT... YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!
That was the worst beating I ever had!