[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.71,0:00:02.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is a big day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.65,0:00:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here is your first lightsaber.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.36,0:00:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is now time for you to learn how to control this formidable weapon,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.28,0:00:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which only a jedi and sith master with perfection.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.03,0:00:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The golden rule:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.32,0:00:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never let any hint of menace be displayed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The menace must remain phantom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.38,0:00:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First off, never point your saber towards anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.73,0:00:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might hurt them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.15,0:00:28.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aim to the side of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.55,0:00:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, even if your opponent strives to miss you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.40,0:00:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dodge his blows.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.95,0:00:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can never be too careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.100,0:00:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A recap: Aim to the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.62,0:00:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dodge as a precaution.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.86,0:00:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aim to the side
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.66,0:00:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dodge just in case.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.10,0:00:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squint and aim.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.21,0:00:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bow down exaggeratedly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.84,0:00:52.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Botch your aim.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.42,0:00:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make a show of your dodge.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.27,0:00:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aim like a drunkard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.07,0:01:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jump like an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.17,0:01:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If hitting antennas is too hard for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.74,0:01:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask your opponent to guide you with his saber.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.56,0:01:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll just have to hit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.44,0:01:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The main thing is to keep a safe distance
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.49,0:01:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between your saber and your opponent.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lucas: Let me tell you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.61,0:01:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been in this business for years,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.31,0:01:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And guys like that,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.51,0:01:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who miss their target by 20 inches,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.23,0:01:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I've never seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.81,0:01:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Audiences will love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.84,0:01:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While your opponent is grappling with your partner,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.24,0:01:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is at his most vulnerable.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.16,0:01:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Avoid any threatening moves---
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,opt for something less harmless,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.31,0:01:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such as a few waltz steps.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.62,0:02:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ballet music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.12,0:02:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If your enemy finds himself in a particularly tricky situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.68,0:02:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give him time to recover.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.70,0:02:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretend you are doing some warm-up exercises.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.86,0:02:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or that your opponent is too quick for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.23,0:02:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even if admittedly,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.18,0:02:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a drunken jedi would have had time to carry out a whole dance routine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.46,0:02:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally, if your opponent throws himself at your saber,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.75,0:02:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,move it out of the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.37,0:02:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An accident can so easily happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.05,0:02:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.91,0:02:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aim any old how.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.74,0:02:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to the dentist.