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Today is a big day.

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Here is your first lightsaber.

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It is now time for you to learn how to control this formidable weapon,

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which only a jedi and sith master with perfection.

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The golden rule:

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Never let any hint of menace be displayed.

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The menace must remain phantom.

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First off, never point your saber towards anyone.

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You might hurt them.

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Aim to the side of them.

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Then, even if your opponent strives to miss you,

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dodge his blows.

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You can never be too careful.

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A recap: Aim to the side.

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Dodge as a precaution.

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Aim to the side

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Dodge just in case.

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Squint and aim.

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Bow down exaggeratedly.

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Botch your aim.

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Make a show of your dodge.

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Aim like a drunkard.

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Jump like an idiot.

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If hitting antennas is too hard for you,

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Ask your opponent to guide you with his saber.

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You'll just have to hit it.

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The main thing is to keep a safe distance

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between your saber and your opponent.

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Lucas: Let me tell you something.

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I've been in this business for years,

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And guys like that,

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who miss their target by 20 inches,

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That I've never seen.

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Audiences will love it.

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While your opponent is grappling with your partner,

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He is at his most vulnerable.

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Avoid any threatening moves---

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opt for something less harmless,

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such as a few waltz steps.

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[Ballet music]

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If your enemy finds himself in a particularly tricky situation,

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give him time to recover.

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Pretend you are doing some warm-up exercises.

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Or that your opponent is too quick for you,

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even if admittedly,

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a drunken jedi would have had time to carry out a whole dance routine.

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Finally, if your opponent throws himself at your saber,

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move it out of the way.

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An accident can so easily happen.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Aim any old how.

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Go to the dentist.