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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.02,0:00:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evenin' sirs,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.07,0:00:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,welcome to SPACE hooters!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.06,0:00:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The finest in tit related eatin' and drinkin' this side of the galaxy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.02,0:00:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I start you boys off with somethin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.01,0:00:57.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe a Tatooine Titty Twister or a Dagobah Dirt Bomb?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.07,0:00:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just the bottle service.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.35,0:01:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bottle service coming right up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a bad feeling about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.01,0:01:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's just early.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.03,0:01:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? The guests are Jedi?\NI know trouble when I sees it. Believe you me these boys is covered in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.10,0:01:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're screwed! You know the Jedi reputation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.04,0:01:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, we have to get them out of here. Peacefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.10,0:01:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are we going to do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.06,0:01:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, we can't just kick them out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.10,0:01:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever you do, do not piss these guys off.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.10,0:01:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it normal to make us wait this long?\NRelax! I'd like to try their hot wings.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.00,0:01:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm actually hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.01,0:01:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You boys expectin' ladies, or is this just a sausage festival?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.10,0:01:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that there's anything wrong with a sausage festival.\NSay sausage one more time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.02,0:01:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sausage.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.06,0:01:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me guess. The Jedi were perfect gentlemen...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.01,0:02:00.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...paid their bill in full...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.07,0:02:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and left with no fuss.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.08,0:02:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! They skip out on their bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.01,0:02:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They steal from the cash register!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.03,0:02:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They break Rupert, the authentic redneck robot!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.37,0:02:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.34,0:02:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing business with a Jedi?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.63,0:02:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd sooner higher sand people to babysit my kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.80,0:02:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! That's terrible idea!\NThat was sarcasm you imbecile!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.43,0:02:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sigh) I'm sending regional manager Darth Maul.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.14,0:02:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He will ensure that your Space Hooters functions at the highest level of operational efficiency...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.05,0:02:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...while maintaining a deep rooted commitment
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.35,0:02:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to customer satisfaction.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.69,0:02:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll take care of your Jedi problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.13,0:02:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.04,0:02:50.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what kind of wood polish did you use on this table?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.25,0:02:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Murphy's Oil Soap?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.45,0:02:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sheen is ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.06,0:03:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Send a bottle of whatever it is back with Maul.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.20,0:03:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say screw that guy, mon!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.25,0:03:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jar Jar being annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.82,0:03:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look out! Weesa gonna die! Yousa too drunk to be driving!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.63,0:03:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.14,0:03:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yousa called
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.09,0:03:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meesa to come pick yousa up from the club, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.94,0:03:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't yousa give meesa the keys
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.48,0:03:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meesa drive us home safely!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.40,0:03:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you try and take the keys and see what happens?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.02,0:03:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Violence happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.09,0:03:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.35,0:03:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Master, let's throw these girls a Jedi surprise party.\NRight.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.48,0:04:18.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surprise bitches!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.19,0:04:26.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's the blockade! Uh oh! Guys! It's a DUI checkpoint!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.07,0:04:28.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need gum, fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.03,0:04:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't beat a breathalyzer with gum.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.44,0:04:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been drinking all NIGHT.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.39,0:04:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's a chase!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.01,0:04:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BASS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.06,0:04:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He upgraded the hyperdrive and the stereophonic sound system.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.91,0:05:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We outran the space cops, and made them eat bass.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.60,0:05:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I could feel it. What is he called?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.70,0:05:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,R2D2 your highness.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.06,0:05:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, magic trash can.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.06,0:05:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You told me there's a bar here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.04,0:05:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah my bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.38,0:05:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Panaka.\NYeah, the pizza's here.\NBe right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.04,0:05:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm afraid I can't kick in. I'll have to owe you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.35,0:05:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.38,0:05:47.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you awaken me
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.07,0:05:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without skin?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.17,0:05:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What of our bargain?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.06,0:05:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You promised me flesh! Raw nerves
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.09,0:06:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exposed to the world!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.01,0:06:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every step is a new nightmare!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.18,0:06:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I feel
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.98,0:06:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is pain!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.82,0:06:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.07,0:06:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would they do this to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.08,0:06:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want me to feel the pain?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.08,0:06:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, you want me to understand it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.06,0:06:21.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that I may show others.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.85,0:06:29.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huzzah! Excelsior!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.39,0:06:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to mention, your Jedi friends caused an unspeakable amount of damage!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.65,0:06:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bill must be paid!\NOo, I have an idea, how about we DON'T pay the bill?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.27,0:06:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Qui Gon, you old piece of shit! How are you?\NWhat's the matter, old buddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.00,0:06:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You face is crustier than a
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.03,0:06:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,patch of wookie butt fur!\NGross!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.08,0:06:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoah, you look terrible
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.00,0:06:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you need a Viagra prescription...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.16,0:07:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...to turn on your lightsaber, you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.45,0:07:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This kid doesn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.00,0:07:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously though, are you losing your edge or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.17,0:07:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're absorbing more abuse than a hutt tampon!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.50,0:07:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sorry)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.04,0:07:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Qui Gon I knew would have been kicking my teeth in right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.69,0:07:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I'm just kidding, it's all in good fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.53,0:07:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put 'er there!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.01,0:07:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.10,0:07:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright now get out of here, you old creep. Why don't you take this kid with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.00,0:07:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're into that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.97,0:07:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously though, kid, watch out for that guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.07,0:07:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He uh... he has a past.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.04,0:07:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at him.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.54,0:07:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Such a...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.51,0:07:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bumbling creature. So foolish.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.81,0:07:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's made
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.63,0:07:46.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of so much skin.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.78,0:07:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will make him part of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.46,0:07:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! I will wear his face!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.23,0:07:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how much the others hate him!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.06,0:08:00.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Almost as if they wish he was gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.97,0:08:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I'd be doing them a favor. I'd be doing good. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.70,0:08:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(robo speak)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.82,0:08:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(robo speak)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.38,0:08:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Space 911.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.89,0:08:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looking at you all, I think it's pretty obvious you've never been this high before.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.01,0:08:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is my belief that hunger will soon become a serious concern.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.03,0:08:42.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With your permission, my masters...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.07,0:08:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, a craving I have! For taquitos and cheese dip!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.06,0:08:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've heard legends of a taco...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.00,0:08:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...made entirely out of Dorito.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.09,0:08:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it exists
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.06,0:09:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we will find it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.03,0:09:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Master, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.00,0:09:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard Yoda talking about midichlorians. I've been wondering...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.02,0:09:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...what are midichlorians?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.08,0:09:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's herion. Come on, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.07,0:09:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have located the Jedi.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.00,0:09:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have them
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.03,0:09:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right where we want them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.00,0:09:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.04,0:09:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is almost over.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.01,0:09:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just remember to keep all of your receipts. This is a business trip. Everything we do here is tax deductible.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.00,0:09:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At last. I will show the Jedi
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.09,0:09:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who is truly lord of the dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.09,0:09:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...conference call to go over our quarterly report. Maul?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.01,0:09:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maul! Snap out of it. Are you even listening to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.08,0:09:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.02,0:09:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Business trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.06,0:10:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.01,0:10:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.04,0:10:23.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oo, I've got wine coolers!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.01,0:10:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over here, baby.\NOh! I want a Zima!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.08,0:10:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure everybody has Zimas!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.08,0:11:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.07,0:11:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.06,0:13:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.00,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,