[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.46,0:00:06.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,經典饒舌爭霸戰 Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.89,0:00:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,夏洛克福爾摩斯 Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.49,0:00:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,對決 Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.84,0:00:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,蝙蝠俠 Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.74,0:00:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,開始 Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.38,0:00:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,帽子還真好看 Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.48,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,憨頭 Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你看起來像隻鴨子 Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我叫阿福先看過你的書 Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.69,0:00:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他說有夠難看 Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.51,0:00:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我要踢爆你的鳥蛋 Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.26,0:00:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,再拿來做英式炒蛋 Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.49,0:00:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我看過更好的偵探推理 Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.53,0:00:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,像是"探戈與金錢" Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.26,0:00:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你個傻瓜 Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.19,0:00:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我把像你一樣的痞子趕出街頭 Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.71,0:00:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你只會和那個威瑪 Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.83,0:00:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,解一堆幼稚的叔比狗謎題 Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.21,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,沒有事情能讓我發笑 Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不過你的饒舌歌說不定可以 Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.43,0:00:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以放馬過來 Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.73,0:00:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,賤人 Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.88,0:00:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我是蝙蝠俠 Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.82,0:00:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我見過一個有錢的傢伙 Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.43,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,聞起來像是痛苦混著蝙蝠大便 Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.18,0:00:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,福爾摩斯解釋一下 Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.30,0:00:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我推論這個倒楣鬼 Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.55,0:00:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,是布魯斯偉恩 Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.68,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,那個億萬富翁? Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,對,那堆財富讓 Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.89,0:00:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我們這位對手 Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.13,0:00:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,去買他需要的玩具 Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.80,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,誰叫他沒有超能力 Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,小蝙蝠你想打架? Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.23,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有種就來 Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我聽說他有個英國管家 Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.52,0:01:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,很好,那你一定很習慣 Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.01,0:01:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,讓英國人收拾 Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.80,0:01:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你動用私刑還穿黑色內褲 Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.62,0:01:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,跟馬鈴薯一樣毫無技巧可言 Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.97,0:01:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我的搭檔是個醫生 Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.51,0:01:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為他的歌詞有夠病態 Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.82,0:01:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,閉嘴,宅男 Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.92,0:01:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我把正義塞進你嘴巴,給我吞下去 Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.81,0:01:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我的搭檔只有在 Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.80,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,需要他的時候出現 Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,哇賽 Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.40,0:01:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,神奇男孩讓你驚奇 Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.08,0:01:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,竟然會被痛宰 Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.98,0:01:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,嘴巴比巴斯克維爾的 Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.98,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,獵犬還厲害 Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我要先用那驅蝙蝠噴劑 Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.19,0:01:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,噴爆你們 Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.13,0:01:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,垂降高樓,抓住壞人 Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.91,0:01:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後享受晚餐 Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.17,0:01:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,告訴你一個艾琳艾德勒 Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.96,0:01:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你麻吉的小秘密 Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.94,0:01:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我把她帶回基地 Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.82,0:01:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後用力啪啪啪 Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.56,0:01:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我要用手刀 Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.56,0:01:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,劈爛你的小提琴 Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.29,0:01:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,媽的柯南道爾,抓住他們 Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.41,0:01:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,媽的! Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.21,0:01:30.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你一點都不聰明 Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.43,0:01:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,還很自私自利 Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.47,0:01:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你讓所有人都冒生命危險 Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.48,0:01:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,幹嘛不讓你的小男友 Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.19,0:01:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,回家找老婆? Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.72,0:01:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,沒人喜歡你 Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.58,0:01:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,包括你的大哥,你的夥伴 Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.95,0:01:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,倫敦警察廳也一樣 Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.07,0:01:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你死的時候身邊無親無故 Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.50,0:01:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,除了手臂上那個針筒 Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.33,0:01:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,必須要不動聲色 Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.90,0:01:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,首先,在童年傷痛上撒鹽 Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.71,0:01:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,拿著菸斗比劃比劃 Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.80,0:01:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,等華生說完他的妙語 Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.84,0:01:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,再來,接受拍馬屁 Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.76,0:01:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,最後用句超殺台詞當結尾 Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.53,0:01:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我認為你父母的謀殺案 Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.32,0:01:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,是你把臉遮住的原因 Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.48,0:02:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你因為這事情備感羞辱 Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.78,0:02:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,心靈受創,提心吊膽 Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.58,0:02:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你當時只能軟弱無力 Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.15,0:02:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,看著媽媽死去 Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.99,0:02:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,爸爸也在慌亂中被殺 Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.78,0:02:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,福爾摩斯你破案了 Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你真是個神經有病的廢物 Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.48,0:02:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,說的真好啊 Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.57,0:02:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我還有一堆呢 Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.78,0:02:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,污辱這過動二人組可說是 Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.10,0:02:16.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,基本功夫,親愛的華生 Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.100,0:02:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,喔~ Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.73,0:02:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,誰贏? Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.95,0:02:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,誰是下一個? Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.60,0:02:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你們來決定! Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.11,0:02:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,翻譯:四物雞