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經典饒舌爭霸戰

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夏洛克福爾摩斯

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對決

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蝙蝠俠

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開始

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帽子還真好看

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憨頭

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你看起來像隻鴨子

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我叫阿福先看過你的書

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他說有夠難看

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我要踢爆你的鳥蛋

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再拿來做英式炒蛋

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我看過更好的偵探推理

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像是＂探戈與金錢＂

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你個傻瓜

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我把像你一樣的痞子趕出街頭

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你只會和那個威瑪

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解一堆幼稚的叔比狗謎題

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沒有事情能讓我發笑

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不過你的饒舌歌說不定可以

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所以放馬過來

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賤人

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我是蝙蝠俠

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我見過一個有錢的傢伙

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聞起來像是痛苦混著蝙蝠大便

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福爾摩斯解釋一下

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我推論這個倒楣鬼

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是布魯斯偉恩

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那個億萬富翁？

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對，那堆財富讓

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我們這位對手

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去買他需要的玩具

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誰叫他沒有超能力

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小蝙蝠你想打架？

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有種就來

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我聽說他有個英國管家

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很好，那你一定很習慣

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讓英國人收拾

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你動用私刑還穿黑色內褲

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跟馬鈴薯一樣毫無技巧可言

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我的搭檔是個醫生

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因為他的歌詞有夠病態

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閉嘴，宅男

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我把正義塞進你嘴巴，給我吞下去

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我的搭檔只有在

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需要他的時候出現

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哇賽

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神奇男孩讓你驚奇

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竟然會被痛宰

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嘴巴比巴斯克維爾的

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獵犬還厲害

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我要先用那驅蝙蝠噴劑

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噴爆你們

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垂降高樓，抓住壞人

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然後享受晚餐

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告訴你一個艾琳艾德勒

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你麻吉的小秘密

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我把她帶回基地

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然後用力啪啪啪

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我要用手刀

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劈爛你的小提琴

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媽的柯南道爾，抓住他們

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媽的！

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你一點都不聰明

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還很自私自利

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你讓所有人都冒生命危險

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幹嘛不讓你的小男友

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回家找老婆？

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沒人喜歡你

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包括你的大哥，你的夥伴

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倫敦警察廳也一樣

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你死的時候身邊無親無故

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除了手臂上那個針筒

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必須要不動聲色

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首先，在童年傷痛上撒鹽

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拿著菸斗比劃比劃

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等華生說完他的妙語

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再來，接受拍馬屁

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最後用句超殺台詞當結尾

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我認為你父母的謀殺案

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是你把臉遮住的原因

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你因為這事情備感羞辱

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心靈受創，提心吊膽

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你當時只能軟弱無力

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看著媽媽死去

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爸爸也在慌亂中被殺

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福爾摩斯你破案了

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你真是個神經有病的廢物

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說的真好啊

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我還有一堆呢

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污辱這過動二人組可說是

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基本功夫，親愛的華生

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喔～

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誰贏？

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誰是下一個？

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你們來決定！

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翻譯：四物雞